🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Vetti]

Vickers just said that it was sad that Ralph wasn't in contact with Faith when she was underage. Either this is some fake shit or Vickers is a fucking lunatic.

It was poorly phrased but he was saying sadly about being able to tell you something about the gunt with 99.9% certainty becuase nobody should have that much vested interest in him.

 

[Glade Candles]

Turns out Ralph was in D.C. with Riley and Co.

There's been some speculation in the thread about if Ralph is using heroin or something stronger than Xanax, and the fact that he's been making now-monthly trips to DC to see Riley (well known drug-addled super junkie) makes me think Riley's his supply.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Vickers just said that it was sad that Ralph wasn't in contact with Faith when she was underage. Either this is some fake shit or Vickers is a fucking lunatic.

Her birthday is this month and the timeline checks out they talked in February. But vickers got her home so they should check her social/phone number.

 

[Had]

KIWI NAMED DROPPED

 

[Freeman]

Mrs Vickers reads the Farms, say hello please madam.

 

[beautiful person]

I'm pretty sure Ralph does not have the largest thread here.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Lol imagine having to show your parents the Kiwi farms. I would rather off myself.

 

[Eggg]

Hi Mr. and Mrs Vickers. I'm sorry for your loss.
FAITH COME HOME YOUR BROTHERS MISS YOU.

 

[Vetti]

I'm pretty sure Ralph does not have the largest thread here.

Largest thread in internet famous though. He's *very* well known online.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I'm pretty sure Ralph does not have the largest thread here.

off the bat I know the DSP thread has over 5000 post on the megathread but I remember someone saying that the Ethan Ralph thread has more viewers than the Yaniv sub-forum

 

[Glade Candles]

FAITH COME HOME
FAITH COME HOME
YOUR BROTHERS WANT YOU BACK
ESCAPE ETHAN RALPH (repeat ∞)

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Yeah the vickers are not abusive at all...i dont think parents would be spending thousand of dollars out of pocket to get their child back.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I would like to present this to Mr. Vickers for all the corn he has brought to us.

Edit: @Null add this to the front page.

 

[Circumspicious]

This is fucking KINO. We're entering the simulacrum.

 

[Jack Awful]

off the bat I know the DSP thread has over 5000 post on the megathread but I remember someone saying that the Ethan Ralph thread has more viewers than the Yaniv sub-forum

Yaniv hasn't been interesting in months, so it makes sense.

 

[beautiful person]

off the bat I know the DSP thread has over 5000 post on the megathread but I remember someone saying that the Ethan Ralph thread has more viewers than the Yaniv sub-forum

I forgot just how much this thread had exploded. Now there really are only a handful of cows with bigger threads now.
Lol.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

This is fucking KINO. We're entering the simulacrum.

Dimensional Merge inbound.

 

[Mr.Downer]

Spoiler

@theralph I know it has been hard keeping it all in while you're being attacked from all sides, you can't even enjoy your alcoholic drink openly on camera because people use it against you. I think it's time for you to let it all out, chug down your favorite maker's mark, swallow a handful of pills and just let your rage out, fight back for once, Ralph! Are you going to let your future parents in-law shit on you like this? you're the Ralphamale! you're Bojack Horseman! you're the IBS king! You're the owner and editor in chief of theralphretort.com! Nobody should belittle you but yourself!

 

[Freeman]

Trash burger mention, I can't imagine being in this situation finding out my daughter was involved with a man like Ralph.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Hi Mrs Vickers, Mr Vickers is already my new internet dad, you can be my internet mom if it helps. I wont disappoint you, as much.