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flatsoda said:
BREAKING: THE VEST STREAK IS OVER


Rambled for seven minutes after the YouTube recording was finished, trying to pull a Hail Mary of a guilt trip to get the paypigs to save the vest streak.
He rambled for so long that his Switch went into power save mode.

"It's sucks that it ends like this."
"I was in a good position, but my getting sick fucked everything up."
"On Wednesday morning, we're gonna talk about the future."
"Now that the vest streak is over, I don't know what we're going to do."
"I didn't say it was anybody's fault, it's my fault for being sick."
"Thank you for six months of the vest streak, it ends tonight."

Tips Goal: $18/$100 (Ooofff) Vest Streak: 276

R.I.P. The Begging Vest Streak - March 09, 2020 to September 07, 2020

*UPDATE*

He came back on mic 5 minutes after he started his end of stream slideshow. He sat there staring at his laptop, hoping that by glaring at his Streamlabs page that he could summon OnlyIcedCoffee into tipping him more money at the last minute.
It didn't work.
Repeated what he had said during the last-minute guilt trip, and finally turned off the Twitch stream.

"That's it, it's officially over."

The Grift Continues . . .
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So who else is going to leave their rent-free kahndo and get some champaigne per what the Pigroach claims us detractors would do when he couldn't squeeze any more blood out of the wheelchairs? I got some Shiner strawberry blonde and it's tasting mighty fine.
 
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Here is the play. Phil's day off will be damage control and spin pointing a very angry gout finger at us, for "celebrating a BIG financial LOSS, because we are assholes who have nothing to but kick me when I'm down". (Sad Snort into a Wing's Wimper). It is going to be great when there will be a 3 hour long sad pity piggy party on Wednesday where he will blame his viewers for not stepping up while OIC will get off the hook for the sub bomb shield.

Is this King Tut's reincarnation?
 
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Proper Pangolin said:
Here is the play. Phil's day off will be damage control and spin pointing a very angry gout finger at us, for "celebrating a BIG financial LOSS, because we are assholes who have nothing to but kick me when I'm down". (Sad Snort into a Wing's Wimper). It is going to be great when there will be a 3 hour long sad pity piggy party on Wednesday where he will blame his viewers for not stepping up while OIC will get off the hook for the sub bomb shield.

Is this King Tut's reincarnation?
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Or King Tut's curse
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
So who else is going to leave their rent-free kahndo and get some champaigne per what the Pigroach claims us detractors would do when he couldn't squeeze any more blood out of the wheelchairs? I got some Shiner strawberry blonde and it's tasting mighty fine.
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I need that money to pay my bills dood, I can only afford Boone's Farm Sangria.

WolverineGuy22 said:
He really went into a Well that's it guys > We will talk Wednesday about how to move forward > Repeat loop for like 5 cycles.
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The begging machine blue screened for sure after he realized he was walking away with only $18.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
God I love how he talks about momentum when the night streams have all been saved in overtime. Also of course I miss this on the night I wasnt even home. God bless you @LyteSydeByll for restreaming tonight!
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the momentum logic was hillarious, apparently him being sick made it so the vest celebration stream was an extra 1-2 days away and since it would be 1-2 days delayed now it caused the vest streak to go down in flames.

just before he got sick he had to hit the tips goal in overtime and kept said it was over multiple times in the last 7 days prior to getting sick
 
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clownpiss said:
the momentum logic was hillarious, apparently him being sick made it so the vest celebration stream was an extra 1-2 days away and since it would be 1-2 days delayed now it caused the vest streak to go down in flames.

just before he got sick he had to hit the tips goal in overtime and kept said it was over multiple times in the last 7 days prior to getting sick
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Hey dood he's a sick mature adult, you need to cut him some slack that he can't keep his lies straight and if you can't do that you're an immature idiot and will be banned because he's not putting up with this shit today.
 
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Mammon led them on,
Mammon, the least erected Spirit that fell
From heav’n, for ev’n in heav’n his looks & thoughts
Were always downward bent, admiring more
The riches of Heav’ns pavement, trod’n Gold,
Then aught divine or holy else enjoy’d
In vision beatific: by him first
Men also, and by his suggestion taught,
Ransack’d the Center, and with impious hands
Rifl’d the bowels of thir mother Earth
For Treasures better hid. Soon had his crew
Op’nd into the Hill a spacious wound
And dig’d out ribs of Gold. Let none admire
That riches grow in Hell; that soyle may best
Deserve the pretious bane.

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Mammon led them on,
Mammon, the least erected Spirit that fell
From heav’n, for ev’n in heav’n his looks & thoughts
Were always downward bent, admiring more
The riches of Heav’ns pavement, trod’n Gold,
Then aught divine or holy else enjoy’d
In vision beatific: by him first
Men also, and by his suggestion taught,
Ransack’d the Center, and with impious hands
Rifl’d the bowels of thir mother Earth
For Treasures better hid. Soon had his crew
Op’nd into the Hill a spacious wound
And dig’d out ribs of Gold. Let none admire
That riches grow in Hell; that soyle may best
Deserve the pretious bane.

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
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better to reign in hell
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
So who else is going to leave their rent-free kahndo and get some champaigne per what the Pigroach claims us detractors would do when he couldn't squeeze any more blood out of the wheelchairs? I got some Shiner strawberry blonde and it's tasting mighty fine.
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I was enraptured by the greed and had no chance to get the champagne from my detractor yacht. I just caught up now. The nigga tried to fleece his loyal paypigs two days in a row and fucked his streak over as a result? Fuck it, I'll do a shot for a speedrun like that.
 
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