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Did Faith "paint" this?
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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I'm somewhat trepidacious of being excited for the shit storm that comith this night
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Aaaaaand Godwinson gets the award the most cringe-inducing LARP.
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My age related macular degeneration led me astray in a similar manner. You weren't being dumb, it just took us hearing poor Mrs. V crying to bring it all home.
When I said earlier that the parents are solely responsible for how a kid turns out, then turned around and said that I'm glad the Internet will allow bad parents to document themselves as bad parents, thus encouraging better parenting in the future, I unintentionally contradicted myself when the key element was staring me in the fucking face.
The Internet.
There was a time when, if a woman was whorin' it up and you wanted the world to know it, it took goddamn effort.
You take a Polaroid, you gotta show it to people in person over and over.
35mm photo? Develop it yourself or roll the dice on a place that supposedly didn't look at (or care about) the photo content.
You taped it on camcorder, you had to copy it or show a whole room, or if you were a real chronic masturbating goon, take it to a duplication facility.
Blah blah blah walking to school uphill both ways in the snow you get the idea--and even then, you either had to do that to a woman who wouldn't kick your nuts in when she heard the camera, had to SWEARTAGAWD you wouldn't show anyone, find one that didn't care, or do some fucked up "Revenge Of The Nerds"-style ninja carpentry hiding the camera.
Even after THAT, then you had to get someone to even CARE to look at the woman whorin' off. No instantaneous trashfire appreciators having said content dumped in your lap like today. Not every gal was running for office. They could just move away and get physically beyond the other assholes at her work or school who wanted a piece of that ass, the situation would take care of itself and die off, more often than not.
I was also faulty in comparing the Internet's influence on the young mind to the dopey PMRC/Satanic Panic bullshit demonizing video games and heavy metal music in the 80's.
No Iron Maiden album groomed me into sending it photos of my prepubescent peepee.
That was my first impulse too but keep in mind it couldn't have been a picnic raising a Gunt alone. Sure, plenty of single moms have raised great kids, but that takes superhuman energy from superhuman moms. (Now I have to wipe my keyboard down with isopropyl alcohol after throwing the Trads in here a bone when I'd usually rather feed my dick to a badger.)
Even if the Guntguard continues to Guntguard efficiently and that doesn't happen, not even a spunk-brained snake like Faith lacks curiosity. Ralph trusting said Guntguarders is one thing, but not knowing that a young mind, no matter how addled, is a curious mind, is just baffling.
You magnificent motherfucker of a film referencer you
Gravityqueen4life
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finished watching the vickers stream and it was heartbreaking. Ralph, i know fathers that would have gone through the ends of the earth and strangle you to death like a little bitch for what you have done to faith. hell, brothers and cousins that would do the same beacuse thats what a family do. you bring shame to one, you bring shame to all and its amazing this has not happen yet. faith herself is not innocent either but shes young, and the young are fools so there may be some hope for her yet.
the day will come ralph were you have to answer to all of this. lets hope you man enough to face what you have done.
the day will come ralph were you have to answer to all of this. lets hope you man enough to face what you have done.
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Hard disagree. Personally I think the Godwinson fire and brimstone preacher character doesn't get brought out nearly enough.
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Godwinson seems like the kinda guy that could've been one of the biggest "personalities" throughout many of the autistic "arcs" of IBS, but smartly chose not to. I've known about him for a few years but this is the most consistently I've seen him be involved with something, and he's not a sperg about it.
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I detected a genuine tenderness in dealing with the Vickers that I think went beyond trying to keep important guests happy.
Adam's a good guy.
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This exactly. As Dax said when Dear Leader publically severed ties, Ethan only knows how to lash out when he’s hurt. Immediately going on the offensive and hammering your opponent only really works if you have a defensible fallback. Him and Dax don’t have that. This isn’t Maddox or 2018 Mundane Matt. They were thinking at the start of this that it’d just be another work for views, and it’s going to fuck them into the dirt.
RalphsFailingKidneys
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This is absolute bullshit. That woman has enabled Ralph's bad behavior more than anyone else and is one of the bigger reasons why he is the way he is today. The "call you an uber" recording shows it very well, even though she knows what's going on, she would never dare confront him over anything bad he's done.
As a mother she should know better than to blindly accept that suddenly a kid just out of high school moved in with her alcoholic 34 year old son.
Like Mrs. Vickers said, the least she could have done was reach out to them to assure them that Faith would be OK. Anything would have been better than just ignoring the situation.
Plus, adding the 'he beats her' there just for sympathy is the exact same thing Faith does with her claims of abuse.
I always assumed that one of the reasons Zidan left was the pictures of him and his e-thot that were being passed around.
I mean it didn't take long after the pictures showed up before he left the show completely.
He probably saw the writing on the wall but the threat of being doxed probably made the choice easier.
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I was thinking the same last night, only a scumbag like the gunt could turn a kiwifarms thread into a wholesome place. What timeline are we in?
oh yeah forgot he was already chomping at the bit to have his child bride make a statement before this brutal slamming
lol what youre looking at in that pic IS their garden, the trees and plants that were there in older pictures are dead now
she has to be beg ethan to drive her a few minutes so she doesnt drop dead. she literally has to beg and HOLLER and have an ibs esque spat each and everytime she doesnt want to die and get to her doctors appointment at her final few years. outside of kamikaze-ing the brooding piglet with an oxygen tank and an open flame i dunno what she can do
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The property the gunt shack is on is so dumpy that the best way to improve it is to bulldoze the house, remove the plants, remove the fence, and plant new grass seed on it. You could make a decent house there if you did do that.
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It was sad to listen to the vickers stream, knowing that a good amount of this is a LARP or long troll, you can tell from the chats and posts, and more importantly the streams. The excessive "WWE" style presenting might be a bit much considering this is a real family and real people who are not used to any of this being thrown directly into the deep end. Still though I see their actions as a negative towards Faith, I think it was confirmed to me that they are doing what they can to ruin the gunt and that will force her to return to the father, even that sounds a bit strange, while it was never said, that is what I took from the stream. I want the gunt to fail as much as the next person, but still it appears as if vickers actions are not those a father who wants the best for his daughter. I expected him from the very start to have a bit more decorum, and a lot more than the gunt, a little bit more reserved perhaps. He has to remember, this gunt is who she has chosen to be with and (ehh) loves him. That is a powerful feeling and the old saying of insulting the lover will just force them closer together as they group up to comfort each other. A better approach could be for vickers to try to understand the gunt and faiths point of view, repair the relationship, then once he has re-established contact in an apparent friendly and open way, he could work on planting seeds to get her to wake up out of the gunts spell.
Is it known who is communicating information to vickers regarding this thread and ralphs streams? Someone or group of people are probably heavily involved in monitoring the gunts activities for vickers, and good luck to them as it would take a lot to get me to watch all of the killstreams everyday, as well as this thread everyday. Who is doing this?
The WWE style is fun, and it is something that the gunt can relate to, as we all know how much he loves the wrestling LARP.
No comments from Gunt HQ, godwinson says knows what the gunt has planned tonight, quote, "bring it on cunt".
Is this a sign that Faith will be doing a public statement ? Will nothing happen ? We know he will never acknowledge vickers stream, but how will he play this off?
What do you think about maybe vickers actions could push them closer together? Making it harder to split them up, gunt can appear like the victim in faiths eyes because the "toxic" family are attacking them. That stream made me think vickers is enjoying his new found minor fame, I hope this is not the case though.
No matter what happens, the content will flow and we get to enjoy the ride.
Is it known who is communicating information to vickers regarding this thread and ralphs streams? Someone or group of people are probably heavily involved in monitoring the gunts activities for vickers, and good luck to them as it would take a lot to get me to watch all of the killstreams everyday, as well as this thread everyday. Who is doing this?
The WWE style is fun, and it is something that the gunt can relate to, as we all know how much he loves the wrestling LARP.
No comments from Gunt HQ, godwinson says knows what the gunt has planned tonight, quote, "bring it on cunt".
Is this a sign that Faith will be doing a public statement ? Will nothing happen ? We know he will never acknowledge vickers stream, but how will he play this off?
What do you think about maybe vickers actions could push them closer together? Making it harder to split them up, gunt can appear like the victim in faiths eyes because the "toxic" family are attacking them. That stream made me think vickers is enjoying his new found minor fame, I hope this is not the case though.
No matter what happens, the content will flow and we get to enjoy the ride.
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I gotta be honest, I still feel 0 sympathy for Faith in all this. I did at the start, but not now. I wish it was easy to just cut your loses on a child and let her drown in a gunt of her own making, but it's not. So I can understand why Mr and Mrs Vickers can't let this go.
That said they should devote most of their time on the kids that havn't been ruined yet. It's bad enough that they have to deal with the fact that everyone in their friend/school circle has 100% seen their sister take the gunt by now, they shouldn't have to deal with the fact that she's also constantly drawing the attention of their parents away and driving them to depression.
That said they should devote most of their time on the kids that havn't been ruined yet. It's bad enough that they have to deal with the fact that everyone in their friend/school circle has 100% seen their sister take the gunt by now, they shouldn't have to deal with the fact that she's also constantly drawing the attention of their parents away and driving them to depression.
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According to Ralphs twitter the killstream will be on tonight, my bet is that he continues to hide like an absolute fucking coward, completely ignore all of this and use his hug box full on jennies to sweep all the dissenter out. I think now more than ever would be a good time for everyone to use that Gab thing that bypasses jannies.
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That made me crack up hard, and I can picture the entire event.
Starts with her mixing some sleeping pills into her medications, while she's in the uber coming back from getting her prescription. Ethan comes out and helps into the house, once she's in he slams the door and starts squealing like the pig beast he is, and snatchs her pills from her hands and begins stuffing them down his pelican like gullet and passing out shortly after.
She begins covering the house in gasoline before rolling her scooter on top an bunch of wood and trash, and covering her oxygen tank in the gas too. Ralph begins waking up from his near OD nap nap, and see's his Mum (Mom for you yanks) in her scooter with a lit match and looking at him in such disgust and anger, yelling at him that the years of torment and abuse will finally be cleansed by this holy flame.
Ralph finally notices the ground is wet and smells like gas and begins trying to get up whilst squealing like a pig, kicking and thrashing about. She drops the match, and the house erupts like a bomb, the last thing people hear is a pig squeal.
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If Ethan were to live, somehow. This is what he would most certainly look like.
i want this to be the final killstream tonight and i hope she yells "i brought you into this world and i sure as hell can abort you from it"
RalphsFailingKidneys
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Not only that but it has worked for Ralph when he's been on even ground with his opponent. The Vickers don't run a podcast or are dependent on superchats, Ralph telling his remaining spergs that Vickers is bad won't have much impact other than an idiot or two tweeting at him or posting a negative review. There's no "look he is losing subs/go spam his chat" or any of the other easy wins he would use to gloat to his audience, and as much as Ralph would like to believe otherwise, that was the extent of his 'influence' when he had a bigger audience. Now he only has Dax and Gator left.
If he's going to lie about the Vickers then he is giving them exactly what they want, a way to crush him legally.
My guess is he is going to solely focus on Godwinson and nothing else, he'll maybe make some vague reference to the Vickers but that's it, then he'll spend the rest of the time attacking/whining/lying about Godwinson. Maybe even dox him on air if he gets drunk and high enough
At least tell her son he's a piece of shit and what he's doing is wrong, get in touch with the parents of the kid just out of high-school who suddenly moved into her home.
She has enabled Ralph her whole life so she's obviously not going to start confronting him now, but I can't understand how any parent can see their 34 year old alcoholic/drug addict/felon son suddenly brings in a kid just out of high school from across the country to live with them and they don't do anything about it.
I understand the woman is sick but no one is asking her to wrestle Ralph just set him straight for once in her life.
Also, it's been about what, two years since he got out of jail? He's become a full blown alcoholic while mixing booze with drugs, he's become morbidly obese, lost his wife, his health is worse than ever before, he's lost his only source of income and has what amounts to a minimum wage job now, he's been exposed in national news, etc. And that's only after getting out of jail.
Things have spiraled very badly for Ralph, any of the facts above would concern most parents, but he's suddenly gotten himself a live-in teenage girlfriend and she seems to ignore that along with every other red flag.
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