Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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He’s one of those people who used to be an athlete, but age caught up to them faster than they knew how to work around it. You see a lot of guys who think they can workout like their still 20 when they’re a 40 year old drinker.
You can still be lifting at 40, you just have to be a bit more measured with it than a young gymrat. Dick, clearly, doesn’t measure shit.


"Measured" here meaning "don't drink eight rice beers a day and find a better protein source than takis."
 
FRO MTHE PPP THREAD!

Our glorious man of God and noble warrior Ashton Parks has requested to debate Dax Hererra on Nick Rekieta's show! Nick is asking Dick if he's cool with it, so he's the only stumbling block!

Gonna go ahead and call that a mistake before it happens. The best option for PPP would be to ghost Dax if he agrees to show up to that.

"Measured" here meaning "don't drink eight rice beers a day and find a better protein source than takis."

Dax would do well to note that, since he's here so often to read his thread, we've got a section that has a weight loss thread and a weight lifting thread in it.
 
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Missed opportunity.
 
I’ll be slightly :optimistic: and say that this new episode was actually pretty good, or at least felt more ‘normal’ than these last weeks.
There was only one Islamic Rant this time.
 
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"Dear Boogie, You still ain't called or wrote. I hope you have a chance.

I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't want to podcast."
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Dear Dick, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's post-wall now, how far gone is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your hamster that
And here's an autograph for your nephew
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you on the show, I must of missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to get pegged and suck cock too?
I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Dick, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Dick
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I don't want you to be a prick
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his career over a bridge
And had his loli in the trunk, said it wasn't about the kids
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn!
 
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Dax originally tried gathering info on Boogie when he was attacking him for being friends with Maddox and talked shit about Boogie. Then Boogie agreed to go on Dax's show after they were on a 3rd party podcast together as guests (forget which one but they argued the Mandalorian). Then Dax invited Boogie on his show and talked about making BIGGEST PROBLEM IN THE 2NIVERSE! Boogie was up for the idea of a collaboration but did not want to step on Maddox's toes since he was still friends with Maddox. Maddox told Boogie it was fine just don't rip off the original too much, Boogie agreed to a once a month Patreon show, and then Dick lost his fucking mind and began defending pedos.

Now Dax is doing what he always does when he doesn't get his way, publicly shaming like a woman in hopes his social group will attack people on his behalf, then praising and publicly blasting whoever did something to fuck with the toy he can't play with that he now wants to break while disavowing anyone who goes to far and claiming he isn't responsible (just like when he de-platformed Jessie).

Dax will try and pressure Boogie until boogie explicitly says it's over, then he will add Boogie to his long wall of A-logs and began attacking him. People are gonna start fucking with Dax sharing his loli defense and pedo defense stuff, clipping it, remixing it, and rubbing associates noses it (sharing if they get blocked as an endorsement of Dax's behavior) but Dax doesn't give a shit about this and wants to appear as if he is the cool kid Alpha Chad club so he wants to collect e-friends like crypto at the moment. Dax is too self centered to understand that maybe he is in the wrong and his actions could be a smear on peoples reputations, he just wants to "win" against the damn dirty A-logs on the Karen Farms.

Someone mentioned that Dax's heart rate never drops below 100 even when resting. This is the best argument for stimulant abuse happening although Dax will try and spin it as he is just such "A-Rage." Interesting he mixes stimulants with alcohol.

If someone wants to find it, one of the first 5 episodes of TDS introduces 80's girl and talks about going to a guns and roses concert together and Dax says that 80's Girl (who we know is Marie Valenzuela) was the one who was seeking drugs (hinted that it is cocaine) and Dax doesn't actively seek drugs IRL (which we know is bull shit). If someone wants to Dig it up it'd be interesting to re listen to with new POV.
 
It would definitely be a smart move for Boogie to avoid Dax and this unnecessary podcast reboot. It's pretty obvious that this is just another chapter in the long saga of Dax trying to find his replacement "Maddox." An actual reboot would never really work with someone as agreeable and wishy washy as Boogie, and Dax already knows that. He just wants to mock and humiliate Boogie to the approving yelps of his trained seals, just like Maddox and Kiwi Chris. Daxony Cumia really wants to find his "Bobo," and this is just going to be yet another doomed attempt.
 
It would definitely be a smart move for Boogie to avoid Dax and this unnecessary podcast reboot. It's pretty obvious that this is just another chapter in the long saga of Dax trying to find his replacement "Maddox." An actual reboot would never really work with someone as agreeable and wishy washy as Boogie, and Dax already knows that. He just wants to mock and humiliate Boogie to the approving yelps of his trained seals, just like Maddox and Kiwi Chris. Daxony Cumia really wants to find his "Bobo," and this is just going to be yet another doomed attempt.

There's two reasons I can think of that make Boogie ghosting him a smart move.

Boogie's got enough controversy as it is, since the meltdown he had at the hands of the guy who kept saying he was gonna go to his house and dominate him or whatever weird shit.

Second, Boogie, if you don't know much about him, is "wishy washy" in the sense that he'll say whatever the hell he thinks will get him the most goodwill at the moment. I said it here best:

I'm calling it now: if he starts up TBPITU again with Dick, the absolutely retarded shit that he's going to say on that podcast is going to be what ends up sinking him.

Boogie is the kind of person who gets flustered and says some incredibly stupid shit, which is compounded by the fact that underneath his superficial character he's what most would consider a rotten piece of shit of a human being. Mind you, I say that without malice or enmity, the (real) guy is just genuinely, objectively nasty as a person.
 
A woman signaling to be a normie conservative isn't exactly a bad thing. That's the kind of person most people could imagine themselves having a normal family filled life with. IDK what "hinge" is, but if it's some kind of dating site, it makes a lot of sense to me to broadcast that sort of thing if it's what you're looking for.
It would definitely be a smart move for Boogie to avoid Dax and this unnecessary podcast reboot. It's pretty obvious that this is just another chapter in the long saga of Dax trying to find his replacement "Maddox." An actual reboot would never really work with someone as agreeable and wishy washy as Boogie, and Dax already knows that. He just wants to mock and humiliate Boogie to the approving yelps of his trained seals, just like Maddox and Kiwi Chris. Daxony Cumia really wants to find his "Bobo," and this is just going to be yet another doomed attempt.
If he has correctly identified that a mock debate show about the latest "nerd" pop-culture crazes like Mandalorian, New Trek, GOT, or whatever is hip today in which one very pro and one anti pop culture host watch then argue about the media would be a good foundation for a humor podcast, good for him. If that's his plan, it's a good one. Not sure why he is hung up on Boogie though, it comes off as kinda a joke to me. Not sure why he hasn't carried through with it though. Surely he could find someone with enough if not as much name recognition as Boogie to do it with him.
 
Did anyone else think that Dax's strident Loli defense may have been due to his fear of his strap-on adventures becoming more widely known and lots of people thinking he was gay?

I could imagine him saying that getting pegged isn't gay, because it's not like the "real thing", which is getting arse fucked by an actual cock.

So because he doesn't want people drawing the reasonable conclusion that something like pegging is very similar to regular gay anal sex, he is preemptively trying to dismiss this notion by downplaying the Loli/CP comparisons, so that everything is just black and white, no shades of grey?
 
Did anyone else think that Dax's strident Loli defense may have been due to his fear of his strap-on adventures becoming more widely known and lots of people thinking he was gay?

I could imagine him saying that getting pegged isn't gay, because it's not like the "real thing", which is getting arse fucked by an actual cock.

So because he doesn't want people drawing the reasonable conclusion that something like pegging is very similar to regular gay anal sex, he is preemptively trying to dismiss this notion by downplaying the Loli/CP comparisons, so that everything is just black and white, no shades of grey?
As an expert on the matter, pegging is sometimes even gayer than fucking another dude. Because no matter what, the guy is getting fucked in the ass during pegging. At least with gay sex you have the plausible deniability of who was the bottom.
And, as we all know, butt stuff is gay, but a hole is a hole, so it can even out.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
 
Did anyone else think that Dax's strident Loli defense may have been due to his fear of his strap-on adventures becoming more widely known and lots of people thinking he was gay?

I could imagine him saying that getting pegged isn't gay, because it's not like the "real thing", which is getting arse fucked by an actual cock.

So because he doesn't want people drawing the reasonable conclusion that something like pegging is very similar to regular gay anal sex, he is preemptively trying to dismiss this notion by downplaying the Loli/CP comparisons, so that everything is just black and white, no shades of grey?
He said it himself. "I gotta defend this or else they're coming for the shit I like next".

Which makes me ask myself what does dax see as "next" after lolicon? Is he into some weird ageplay or something like what the fuck?
 
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