Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

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@fuzzyrodent85's comment about My 600 Pound Life inspired me to go hunting.
Here's what I found:
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But who was phone camera?
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Living them stereotypes I see
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#herbaltea
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I blotted out their faces but I figure the kids' body language and the framing of the photo itself says enough.
This is her header, btw:
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The Fat Feminist Witch
The podcast where we do a little ranting, raving, and wand waving! We’ll be examining witchcraft and spirituality from a modern, fat, feminist perspective; with a cauldron full of sass.
 
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This is my headcanon of Aphrodite for anyone here that was wondering.

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This kind of reminds me of DestinyToMoon.

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Must not get many customers, sigils don't take much skill to make.

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It looks like a chunk of poop.

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I don't know about that. Witches always believe when someone tells them dipping a candle in period blood will realign chakras.
 
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Baloney Face said:
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She "identifies" as pretty and that should be enough for you, you meanie. :P

But the really funny bit is (at least in that pic) she is pretty, though not movie star material.
So the ideological self righteous lack of self confidence may just be a fashion statement. 8)
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All the yellow and her bee tattoo kinda contribute to the vibe.

Funny thing about identity politics... she can identify all day, but someone is going to disagree for whatever reason.
 
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Baloney Face said:
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She "identifies" as pretty and that should be enough for you, you meanie. :P

But the really funny bit is (at least in that pic) she is pretty, though not movie star material.
So the ideological self righteous lack of self confidence may just be a fashion statement. 8)
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She looks like a kid with downs syndrome that's trying to act normal or else they'd get beaten in public by their parents who never wanted a kid, let alone a downie
 
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Got another haul for ya'll
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*holds up spork*
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Here's the GoFundMe
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Tips!
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None of this is real.
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You don't know what I do in my spare time.
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Damn witchbirds
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This is a really fucked up way of thinking. It's going to make people who can't grow plants feel like shit, and people who can are going to start thinking their bitchy behavior is justified.
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Damn white people and their learning about other cultures.
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And finally:
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Pine-Sol also works
 
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Rubbermaid Eater said:
Sorry, but I don't think boiled plants and pixie dust will ease my dysphoria.
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I don't know. I once ate too many blackberries and suddenly Supercrowned. This seems legit.

Plus nothing says "I am a boy now" than making a doll of yourself to dress up. That is pretty masculine. Almost as masculine as lavender and essential oil perf-cologn. I think these guys know what they're talking about.
 
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draculasestateagent said:
Not much to say here except this is just a bunch of mentally ill morons trying to be quirky. How about: witch tip - you’re all dumb
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The only "spirits" i'd imagine a graveyard guardian handling during their shift are spirit drinks, specially if their job is always be on top of fat goth retards and making sure they don't steal shit.

Also, a penny? not even a whole dollar for the dude you think is keeping your sould safe? no wonder the goddesess get only twinkies and twizzlers, these witches are cheap af
 
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Oh fuck this kid. I guarantee you this person doesn't have a goddamn geas even if magic were real, they just watched Code Geass, read a Wikipedia page, and think blood is icky.
Saying you have one isn't something to joke about either. This is right in the "rude to people who actually believe in it" category. It's like telling a Buddhist you gained enlightenment.
 
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Baloney Face said:
Tricking a spirit with fake blood, isn't that bad karma?

Or am I mixing superstitions in an inappropriate way? :lit:
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Most fairy tales and cultural stories encourage humans fucking over non-humans in some sort of switcheroo, so there's some case law to work with, as it were. It helps that just about every non-human has some sort of kryptonite, whether it be touching cold iron or salt sprinkled in its face if you get caught.
 
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