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The pigroach is definitely sweating at this point. He's desperate to drum up enthusiasm for the next gimmick, but his ideas are lame as fuck. There's no longer a novelty streak to motivate the whales.
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It'll be really hard to spin this as "organic" like he tried with the Vest. No matter what you say, the new Streak will be a compulsory obligation to cash in on an established success. This new meme will be the Sequel Trilogy of Phil's arcs, a cashcow milking that no one asked for.
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If it's a greenscreen I will *donate* an *amount* to *a charity* for one of you to remote into his archaic laptop and make his background something absolutely obscene. He won't notice immediately until he checks chat, then he'll wrestle with you for control of the pointer, then he will panic and pull the plug on the stream, restart having changed nothing, and start being a martyr.
I'm enjoying Phil today. He's got this big boy light bulb over his head and he's going for it. But here is the thing, the vest streak is comparatively like having sex the first few times: eventually you accidentally hit the right spot. Then you start trying to figure out what the hell you did. So I think Phil is going to randomly thrash about until he figures out a new gimmick.
Or until Saturday comes and he convinces himself that this is way too much effort. Whichever comes first.
I'm enjoying Phil today. He's got this big boy light bulb over his head and he's going for it. But here is the thing, the vest streak is comparatively like having sex the first few times: eventually you accidentally hit the right spot. Then you start trying to figure out what the hell you did. So I think Phil is going to randomly thrash about until he figures out a new gimmick.
Or until Saturday comes and he convinces himself that this is way too much effort. Whichever comes first.
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Good call. I was very stoned watching Tevin tonight and he was covering the Tweets, when I saw the Loadseat gone I said, okay new seat is coming in with maybe a green screen behind it hence the OBS talk in the day off worked my ass of tweets.
One if not both of these would have been a reveal for the 300 Vest celebration that someone would have to pay to see.
$100 in tips during the hypothetical prestream would have been enough for him to say surprise a green screen. Then he would tip war mechanics to change the color of the background. (He recently mentioned the old tip wars).
Tomorrow morning is going to be interesting.
PieceofShet
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Wait. Is this whole fake sickness was a scam to get a new sofa they bought on his day off? I will be very disappointed if there is no greenscreen today.
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the fool! now how is he going to take off a random weekend that he doesn't feel like working if he can't use the old 'feeling sick' standby?
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I thought it was impossible to rearrange the office.
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I doubt this, honestly. I bet each continuous Vestival would have been the same, minimal effort crap as always. He wouldn't have broken out something new unless he felt it was absolutely necessary, which is why things are happening now.
I thought it was the headphones that caused the infection, not the room? What?
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Phil makes it sound like his office was so disgustingly filthy that he was contracting infections simply by being in it.
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He probably got a new headphone too. The most expensive Astro ofc. Only the best.
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I like when he talked about how the new ear pads allow more sound through, and that his voice sounds different now. He looked kinda puzzled. I think hearing himself more clearly spooked him because his voice didn't line up with the "I've mastered the art of speaking in front of an audience" version of Phil.
But then does that mean he doesn't ever hear his voice? He never speaks to his wife? He just impotently rages on twitter in silence? I'm probably too high.
But then does that mean he doesn't ever hear his voice? He never speaks to his wife? He just impotently rages on twitter in silence? I'm probably too high.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink
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Imagine telling your spouse the office in your house is so disgusting it’s giving you infections lmao
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So is the AC blowing on any of the electronics? Because I was explicitly told that there was no office arrangement where this wouldn't occur, except for the one that Phil already had. And that this would be catastrophic.
I would also like to know how the groceries were afforded? I feel the audience deserves closure on that plot line. But like so many before it, I'm certain that it is suddenly 'none of our business' again.
The only thing I could think of was that he meant that he doesn't use the headphones' mic, so there was no personal mic feedback. So with the noise cancellation, he's been hearing himself totally muffled the entire time he has had the headphones. This might be why we get instances where he doesn't just goat laugh, but seems to scream a goat laugh - he struggles to gauge his own volume, especially when he hasn't spoken in a while. Now that the pads aren't noise cancelling, he can hear his own voice again. You'd think this would be a problem that you'd look to quickly fix when your job is to speak to an audience all day, but it's Phil.
I would also like to know how the groceries were afforded? I feel the audience deserves closure on that plot line. But like so many before it, I'm certain that it is suddenly 'none of our business' again.
You might be high, but, as usual, he can't express himself clearly.
The only thing I could think of was that he meant that he doesn't use the headphones' mic, so there was no personal mic feedback. So with the noise cancellation, he's been hearing himself totally muffled the entire time he has had the headphones. This might be why we get instances where he doesn't just goat laugh, but seems to scream a goat laugh - he struggles to gauge his own volume, especially when he hasn't spoken in a while. Now that the pads aren't noise cancelling, he can hear his own voice again. You'd think this would be a problem that you'd look to quickly fix when your job is to speak to an audience all day, but it's Phil.
All of this is pointless if he doesn't start showering regularly. Everything will just be immediately caked in the same grease it was before, so either he wipes everything down after ever use, or he has to fix his personal hygiene. He's too lazy for either, so get ready for a Christmas ear infection.
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I hope he gets another ear infection in a few weeks, like a legit one, not a fake wwe staycation one
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He probably pulled some scam on his wife like "Alright babe, you push and I'll pull so I can guide it," and then just mimed like he was helping.
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I wanna know if the mexican delivery men will be given a shout out for carrying his new couch up the stairs
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink
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Well how else do you think he payed him?
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I hope some of his paypigs take notice that he is only attempting to put some effort into his streams because things didn't go his way for once.
If those faggots like onlyicedcoffee, swagginz, merdok, beastbod, etc weren't constantly showering him with money while he coasts along, he would have long ago realized and been forced to improve his shit content... and maybe even his terrible fucking personality too.
He's become so entitled and spoiled by these retarded whales of his. When you put in no effort and act like a prick, yet still fall ass backwards into money you're never going to even bother improving yourself.
Now he's shitting his pants because the whales weren't there for him one day. Maybe now realizing his garbage twitch channel relies on less than 10 whales after the years of toxicity, banning, and berating his viewers.
If those faggots like onlyicedcoffee, swagginz, merdok, beastbod, etc weren't constantly showering him with money while he coasts along, he would have long ago realized and been forced to improve his shit content... and maybe even his terrible fucking personality too.
He's become so entitled and spoiled by these retarded whales of his. When you put in no effort and act like a prick, yet still fall ass backwards into money you're never going to even bother improving yourself.
Now he's shitting his pants because the whales weren't there for him one day. Maybe now realizing his garbage twitch channel relies on less than 10 whales after the years of toxicity, banning, and berating his viewers.
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