🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Elric of Melnibone said:
My only worry in all of this is the fact that now Ralph knows he is cornered, we all know he will never admit defeat, so what are the actual odds of a Bonnie & Clyde scenario? Or not even that, a Romeo & Juliet, or just Ralph pulling a murder/suicide to own the alogs. A cornered animal is a very dangerous animal, and they are very unpredictable.
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That was my schizo theory. Ralph and Faith might bolt to Mexico. He could stretch his 50k out there a bit longer. I guess the problem is withdrawing his money and getting across the border.
 
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Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis said:
Whoever wants to be the biggest a-log, someone should listen to Richmond's police radio. Doubt much is going on tonight, probably would be one of the few calls they get.
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It's not likely to be something that would get a police dispatch. It's more something that would get passed to a detective or something.
 
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Edilg said:
That was my schizo theory. Ralph and Faith might bolt to Mexico. He could stretch his 50k out there a bit longer. I guess the problem is withdrawing his money and getting across the border.
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He would get his head chopped off by the cartels. Ralph might be able to hold his own for a few days in the drunk tank at the local lockup, but he would get flat out killed in Mexico.
 
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Burger Fox said:
Since Fai Fai is gonna drop her Kingdom Hearts essay tomorrow, I have to say, this feels like the day before Christmas Eve. A very giddy, pure excitement. Im cravin some fresh ears of corn.
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I half expect the statement to be ghostwritten by Ralph. We'll know if it includes a tangent about the damn alogs at kiwifarms.
 
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Gilbert Grape said:
I honestly hope he gets away with whatever it is but with maximum damage to himself. Something like a jail-break, Gator bailing him out with his life savings, maybe Vickers gets a court order to make him his slave. I just don't want this story to end. This could be a teaser season finale ending, but I hope it's a cliffhanger regardless.
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I want live news helicopter footage of a coked out naked Ralph brandishing a black powder pistol on a mobility scooter while in a police chase to the Mexican border. I want Faith at a press conference podium crying about how this obese redneck creep groomed her, isolated her, manipulated her and kept her locked up in his guntshack sharing a cupboard with his half dead mother. I want Gaytor to storm the police jail in a futile attempt to free his lord and master, only to turn the gun on himself when he fails, and the gun jams because he can't do anything right.

Where do we go from here ladies and guntlemen? How CRAZY will things get?? :deagleleft::gunt::deagle:
 
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Sam Losco said:
I wouldn't have even given Ralph a deadline. I would have just called the police if it's truly something that will send him back to jail.
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Agreed. If he's in jail, he's not with Faith, which is the ultimate goal anyway.
Horus said:
Ralph, look at it this way...jail is an objectively better living arrangement then what you currently have.
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At the very least, he won't be able to drink himself to death.
Sam Losco said:
Here's what Ralph yelled.
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"You always lose when you fuck with the Ralph!"
"California losers can never abort me, bitch!"
"Be on the look out for that statement tomorrow, baby!"

Edit - This isn't everything, but fuck it, I'm tired of clipping it. Here's a longer one with a little more:
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Lmao, Ralph is such a nigger. Cute that white nationalists like him.
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Vickers, stop being an idiot and just go to the police. Feeding the Internet peanut gallery is not necessary.
 
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beautiful person said:
Vickers, stop being an idiot and just go to the police. Feeding the Internet peanut gallery is not necessary.
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I imagine he's already done it/is in the process of doing it. It won't be immediate and it will probably take some time, the best thing is not to say anything so that Ralph becomes increasingly more paranoid about the police coming from him.
 
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theguntsexpartner said:
5. LAST POINT GET A FUCKING LIFE AND GET OFF THE INTERNET, EVERYTHING HAS HAPPENED BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN DOING.
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Ralph, the road is harder now but theres an amazon facility that's paying good cash money and AND

Amazon warehouse and fulfillment jobs - We are hiring!

Work inside an Amazon warehouse, picking, packing and shipping customer orders. Earn $15/hr or more. Full-time and part-time jobs available. Apply now.
www.amazondelivers.jobs
$1000 sign on bonus baby!

I'm not even posting this to be a dick. Warehouse work is solid, I did it part time in college way back in the day when minimum was like 7 buck an hour. Now amazon has a minimum of 15 which is solid, Ralph. All you have to do is probably pick orders, if you get your fork lift cert you're set. Just go to work, do easy shit, make money.

The fuck of it is, Ralph, is that you're likable, which means other warehouse dudes will be cool with you being promoted. It's not to late, turn the retort into a hobby and back away from this "it's muh career!!!" shit. Real money, real life.

Fix that student loan shit too, now is the best time to do it because you will hardly have to pay anything to get into the realm of fixing your credit score. Covid is the perfect opportunity to do it.

Or keep fighting with Mr. Vickers. Go ahead and do that. See how that works out for you.
 
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Gunt.Inc said:
I understand him having all her phone messages but the Discord messages might be Iffy since he technically has no ownership to the account therefore legal access without Faith.
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the messages are stored locally. on the phone's hard drive. that he owns.

sure the argument could be made in court but it's nonsensical.
 
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