🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Ahalfwaycrook]

Kiwis don't make hero's...we make lolcows.

I'm joking.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Ralph just posted this.

Well girl you play with fire you are going to get burned. This is amazing to me how much of a sociopathic cunt she actually is. How fucking dare you you piece of shit. They are your parents, your team, the ones that actually care about you, the ones that gave thousands and thousands of dollars and it isnt even about the dollars. They want what's best for you and they put themselves out there on the line for you day after day. You really think your father does this because of some weird dick swinging contest with a convicted felon that barely scrapes 100 legit views on a chinese money laundering platform ? Get a fucking grip. He does this for you, so does your mother that teared up during that interview, they are doing this because they care about you, you stupid bitch. Unlike Ethan that just parades you around like a trophy to his friends, his barely legal trophy. You think your consent matters here? This shit is getting released, you have no right and you should have no right to talk. I don't care if Gunty wrote this but you recited it and i could feel the vitriol in your voice from here. You are lucky you aren't my kid, i'd burn you alive with Ethan inside that Guntshack after this. You deserve nothing less.

 

[BoboPussyDiver]

I´m really tired of Faith, her parents ( who have spent 100s if not 1000s of dollars and has had to neglect their other children, one being 3 years old )and random people on the internet are trying the best to get her home and in a safe environment and the fat cunt just shits them right in the face.
I know shes young and sounds dazed in the video and the Gunt probably coached her every word at near gunpoint, you know if felons on probation were allowed guns, but im starting to think these to fat, wannabe e celebs deserve eachother.

 

[Sasquatch82]

So the at Gunt-point hostage tape is finally released... Ralph has made Faith a target now for a lot of people, and that's sad.

• No talk of her father's alleged abuse.
• Faith is not mentally ill, but she does have a mental illness... right
• It was PPP and Godwinson who sent her to the hospital, not her getting her phone taken away from her/getting caught texting the meth head.
• Ralph and Faith are planning to get married soon (I'd like to take a good look at that prenup).
• The phantom rapist is mentioned again.
• Ralph definitely didn't release revenge porn - she consented to its recording (no mention of its distribution though)

Given how obviously this was written by Ralph, I'm kinda surprised there weren't a few statements about how handsome Ethan Ralph, owner and editor in chief of theralphretort.com is

 

[theguntsexpartner]

lol what a crazy cunt, lets see how the long distancy looney bin/sing sing correspondence works out.

haha it will never turn out well, i have never dated a crazy person but i have hung around a few and shit gets fucked up real quick with them. it would be nice to see how the baby turns out, that is if ralph can have a child

I'm happily in another relationship.

That is good to hear

fuck off
edit: dunno if this was downloaded and posted yet or not but i have a feeling it might not have the effect ethan so desperately desired and could for any number of reasons be taken down
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Fucking smart man or women you are, i have also downloaded a copy of it to just in case it gets yanked

 

[Atomic Ant]

Kiwis don't make hero's...we make lolcows.

Aint this the dude who was diverting my point about MV being a lolcow, and not a hero, to say something about how Faith was extra bad cause she got fingerbanged by a Z-list celeb? Big Thunkful

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Aint this the dude who was diverting my point about MV being a lolcow, and not a hero, to say something about how Faith was extra bad cause she got fingerbanged by a Z-list celeb? Big Thunkful

So you're saying he was right?

 

[David Spadem]

|https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1303622317654732801

https://archive.vn/vrYEf

 

[Atomic Ant]

So you're saying he was right?

I'm saying that his point applies to MV, the board's current uwu, just as much as it applies to Faith, and considering MV is Faiths dad, that says something more about his character, because he's the big boy.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Really hope KF can make her become an hero.

I imagine her in a crowded open air marketplace with many fresh Kiwi's for sale. She runs up to the center of the crowd, opens her vest to reveal a hanging gunt shaped explosive. A wire follows from it and is attached to an anal fleshlight in her right hand. With tears streaming down her face, she shouts "AYLAWG PHONEHACKBAR" and inserts her thumb into the trigger, causing massive causalities.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Just because you are 18 doesn't really mean your parents is going to say "fuck you do whatever you want" you're still a child to them no matter what age you are, any normal parent would've honestly killed Ralph when he released a sex tape and ruined any chances of a good career.

But if I had a daughter like that I would honestly just say fuck it, write her off my will/insurance/trustfund and leave her ass broke if she ran off to date some alcoholic middle age living blob and accuse me of abuse.

Man, fathering daughters sound depressing as shit.

 

[Wall Street mole]

This thread, Jesus...

 

[All becomes gunt]

Just because you are 18 doesn't really mean your parents is going to say "fuck you do whatever you want" you're still a child to them no matter what age you are, any normal parent would've honestly killed Ralph when he released a sex tape and ruined any chances of a good career.

But if I had a daughter like that I would honestly just say fuck it, write her off my will/insurance/trustfund and leave her ass broke if she ran off to date some alcoholic middle age living blob.

The funniest thing to me is how she is threatening her family back with legal threats of her own like she has any leg to stand on. It's obvious that this cunt hasn't had an actual day of work and papa just cushied her on being an admin on his website or just running the coinshop for like an hour. MUH PROPERTY I BOUGHT WITH MUH WORK AND MUH MONEY. Yeah right, if she had to stand one day for a full time or even part time she would start crying about her depression. This shit was bought with the balls of her father which of course you dont really have much of an income that early in your life to support yourself but you must at the very least fucking recognize it and recognize the plate of food, the roof above your head, the countless people in your community even that want you to succeed. Evidently the receipt i bet is on the name of Matt W. Vickers or Mrs Vickers anyway, so good luck proving it's "your property".

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

"This man has shared my private health history without my consent"

Ralph leaked a video of him sticking his thumb up your asshole and nutting inside you. I don't think your parents saying "she has some pretty run of the mill conditions and has a troubled past of mental heath issues" can compare.

I know that this is just a PR statement written by the Gunt administration but holy shit, no-one with a brain is gonna buy this

 

[theguntsexpartner]

wait a minute she states that Ethan never released the revenge porn that she allowed him to record the video. Faith i dont think you understand what revenge porn is, you may have given him Ralph permission to record the video but that did not give him permission to release and he released it to spite your ex boyfriend

Edit: i will also like to state if this sinks rlaph, gator i will no longer try to locate you

 

[Bryan Dunn]

fuck off
edit: dunno if this was downloaded and posted yet or not but i have a feeling it might not have the effect ethan so desperately desired and could for any number of reasons be taken down
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okay so now we have two sides to the story. Except faiths side wasn’t an explanation, she gave then a verbal C&D lmao. Is she actually going to sue her parents and MARRY ETHAN RALPH as she stated? What is this timeline

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Ralph and Faith getting a genuine redneck shotgun wedding

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Ralph just posted this.

>Comments are turned off
>Not mentally ill
>Have mental issues
>Muh mental health
>"that's likely illegal!"
>Mad about parents
>My parents are so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I was driven mad by Kiwis
>I consented to videos of me being gunted
>I don't consent to far less embarrassing details that paint me as a young girl being exploited by the Gunt
>Focus on school plans
>Will look into restraining order
>I'M 18! GOING 19™ SOON! I'M AN ADULT! TOTALLY A GROWN UP! I CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

wait a minute she states that Ethan never released the revenge porn that she allowed him to record the video. Faith i dont think you understand what revenge porn is, you may have given him Ralph permission to record the video but that did not give him permission to release and he released it to spite your ex boyfriend

She's a fucking retarded, as cunning and manipulative she may be but she's letting the bumfuck Virginia take over, even the potato women wives J.F. groomed is smarter than this.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Ralph and Faith getting a genuine redneck shotgun wedding

No shotguns though cause Ethan legally can't be around any type of firearm. Also probably not gonna happen in a church. The wedding cake will be brought on fresh from a trashcan at Arbys and it will be served on the finest of styrofoam plates. Maker's Mark will run aplenty and there will be no wedding guests, the wedding will be broadcasted on the killstream channel with Bibble Gator and Dax giving their commentary. I wonder what that commentary would be like.