DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[FamicomGorby]

He literally just bought a new chair and he's treating it as a gigantic improvement to his streams to his whales.
If you had asked him how he could improve his streams literally any other day he'd tell you it's impossible and probably ban you.

He didn't even buy the chair! He just took it out of storage. Only reason it was in there was cause he had to bring all his crap from CT.

Also instead of throwing out his disgusting loveseat, he put it in storage.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

He literally just bought a new chair and he's treating it as a gigantic improvement to his streams to his whales.
If you had asked him how he could improve his streams literally any other day he'd tell you it's impossible and probably ban you.

I think he's already had the chair

 

[Draza]

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He manages to make his setup even worse. How's that even possible?

 

[An Avenging Bird]

What did he end up doing with the love seat?
Did his top paypig buy it so they can jerk off onto it every night?

 

[FamicomGorby]

What did he end up doing with the love seat?
Did his top paypig buy it so they can jerk off onto it every night?

He said he put it in his storage area where the chair was, instead of throwing it out.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Poor old Jasper, nowhere to sit now

 

[gh0stzero]

how is his wife going to join in the streams?

ohh

yeah she wont be on the streams again

 

[SPhobos]

What did he end up doing with the love seat?
Did his top paypig buy it so they can jerk off onto it every night?

He shoved it into a corner so it can sit and fester for a few more years before he has to hire a hazmat team to drag it out to the curb for him.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

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Hahaha, that's a great one.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave's setup is extra retarded, his laptop and keyboard are on complete opposites of the chair. He has to contort his body to reach the keyboard and look at the laptop at the same time.

How the fuck did he come up with this layout? He coulda just taken the good layouts that have been posted here and pretended they were his ideas.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

"Whenever someone is impersonating a stream viewer it's usually a chargeback" Does that mean he expects his whales to tip under false names? And any tip coming from someone in chat is immediately suspect?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I’m absolutely blown away by the sheer laziness of this reveal. Holy fuck. Moving in the old chair is even more out of touch than buying a brand new couch.

 

[SojiroSakura]

He doesn't want to be mr. views. But he NEEDS the new consoles for the unboxing videos.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I was trying to think of the cheapest, most low-effort thing he could do, and he exceeded my expectations.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

It’s gotta be pretty cool to be a “normal” DSP fan, you just get to watch him act like a retard while openly discussing the new way he’s going to scam you out of your money....but it’s cool because you know some whales just gonna give him the money anyway.

It’s actually not that different from being a detractor, the only difference is they occasionally kiss his ass in his chat

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

It’s gotta be pretty cool to be a “normal” DSP fan, you just get to watch him act like a retard while openly discussing the new way he’s going to scam you out of your money....but it’s cool because you know some whales just gonna give him the money anyway.

It’s actually not that different from being a detractor, the only difference is they occasionally kiss his ass in his chat

Not as nice as having a full set of chromosones though.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

the ps5, if dsp was their marketing director

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I actually started editing gunnar glasses and vests into this, and then I realized what I was doing. Fuck that. He's not worth Photoshop.

 

[Pepper Jack]

 

[SojiroSakura]

None of the 300$ he's gotten today are going toward the new consoles, it's going toward "normal stuff".

 

[PieceofShet]

The spin chair already paid off.