DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

I don't even know where to start. Streaming is his job and he's just okay with broadcasting a stained wall? Green screens are incredibly cheap now. Or just paint the fucking wall chroma key green. Can you imagine the setup he'd have if he wasn't addicted to oily muscle men pics? He's honestly like a junkie. Doing the bare minimum, holding out his tin cup at stoplights and quitting the exact moment he's got enough for his next fix.

Look buddy... I don’t know what your problem is with junkies, if it’s some personal deal or something.

But there’s no reason to drag that on to the farms, and callously smear all junkies by comparing them with Phil.

Junkies work fucking hard. Whether burglaries, shoplifting or slinging dope, they’re on their feet hustling 24-7 to afford their habit.

They certainly don’t deserve to be compared to Phil: A man who thinks “work” is sitting on his ass 12 hours a day, mumbling into a mike.

Especially since most junkies would look at Phil with disgust.

Stealing car stereos or power drills from Walmart might not exactly be gainful employment.

But at least they’re not exploiting straight up retards and wheelchairs like DSP.

 

[BlackDragoons]

DSP's disrespect to his own viewers is boundless. Between the constant lying, scamming, and overall bad conduct (snorting and belching), he probably has more disdain for them than his detractors. He refuses to get invested in anything they talk about. Most messages sent to him are met with "Oh, yeah?" and are brushed off, and if they start having their own fun in his chat he berates them for not paying attention to him.
But they are enablers. Letting Phil get away with half an hour of just the same music they listen to every day on pre-streams, the state of his pre-streams in general, showering him with money when his alibis for needing money are the furthest thing from coherency. Even if today was laughably low effort, it still shows that they have the ability to make Phil "change" things by threatening his income, but it seems they just don't know any better or literally don't give the slightest fuck about the state of Phil's streams. Just getting their rocks off by throwing money at the infamous name that is Darksydephil.
While it's true that most of Phil's viewers are contrarians and """ironic""" trolls, there are those sad sorts that people like Phil and websites like Twitch are built from the ground up to prey on. It's fucking sad.

Its why he gets so fucking upset if there discussion going on thats either not talking about him or the video game he is currently streaming.

Phil literally gets upset if you have the audacity of just talking about random shit.

 

[TheTractor]

Wait is he really SPINNING when he gets 100$?

This is was not what I expected, is autistic and low effort: I believe it.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I'm banned from his chat, so OIC, when you read this, link him the Ronald McNutt video and ask him if his problems are that bad.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

When the walls in your homeless drug addled prostitute sister-in-law's trap house look better than your full-adult condo.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWm8bG0BSYk

Edit: If you can't tell by now, I'm struggling to get my youtube video to embed here so I'll just upload the mp4

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

I was going to suggest that he paints the wall behind him now that it's more prominent.

But his mum and dad are too old to fly

 

[The Goutsketeer]

I was going to suggest that he paints the wall behind him now that it's more prominent.

But his mum and dad are too old to fly

He'll get Khet to paint it, don't worry!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Wait is he really SPINNING when he gets 100$?

This is was not what I expected, is autistic and low effort: I believe it.

"Uhhh unfortunately guys I'm gonna have to, uh, retire the chair spinning because it's making me SO ACHINGLY SICK every time I do it....I'm actually at risk of death every time I do it it......I know you guys really wanted to see it.....actually it's only the trolls who want to see it because they want me to be miserable....."

 

[The Goutsketeer]

"Uhhh unfortunately guys I'm gonna have to, uh, retire the chair spinning because it's making me SO ACHINGLY SICK every time I do it....I'm actually at risk of death every time I do it it......I know you guys really wanted to see it.....actually it's only the trolls who want to see it because they want me to be miserable....."

This spin shit is going to be toxified quick, and quickly ousted from the rotation like the Platinum vest.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

What's this about Khet getting money for her birthday and getting some cleaning shit for his office?

No one really believes that, do they?

Also goodbye Jasper, no room for you on the chair now

 

[Schmeckel]

What's this about Khet getting money for her birthday and getting some cleaning shit for his office?

No one really believes that, do they?

Also goodbye Jasper, no room for you on the chair now

Where's potion going to sit?

 

[The Goutsketeer]

What's this about Khet getting money for her birthday and getting some cleaning shit for his office?

No one really believes that, do they?

Also goodbye Jasper, no room for you on the chair now

Khat is now an imaginary scapegoat for DSP's everyday life. She now exists soley as a conversational piece for DSP, in which he blames, or uses her as an excuse to bring up, or mention other things. I'm pretty sure she left him by now or at the very least isn't that involved in his life.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Khat is now an imaginary scapegoat for DSP's everyday life. She now exists soley as a conversational piece for DSP, in which he blames, or uses her as an excuse to bring up, or mention other things. I'm pretty sure she left him by now or at the very least isn't that involved in his life.

Seems to be that way. Same shit with the exercise bike that eventually got returned for actual money. Or how parents got him a cat tree and fuckin whatever else.

Can't just say he spent money on another cleaning product since he loves shit like that(Keurigs, vacuum cleaners, trashcans), better just pin it on the middle man, Kat.

That's still fucked up regardless. You don't want to be the guy gettin blame for clogging up toilets at parties when he's the one shittin in them.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

Oh my god... look at that bald spot

 

[Personal Jesus]

Oh my god... look at that bald spot
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He's definitely not a child entertainer, not at all.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Oh my god... look at that bald spot
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Is it remotely possible for Phil to do something without looking absolutely miserable?

 

[The Goutsketeer]

Seems to be that way. Same shit with the exercise bike that eventually got returned for actual money. Or how parents got him a cat tree and fuckin whatever else.

Can't just say he spent money on another cleaning product since he loves shit like that(Keurigs, vacuum cleaners, trashcans), better just pin it on the middle man, Kat.

That's still fucked up regardless. You don't want to be the guy gettin blame for clogging up toilets at parties when he's the one shittin in them.

Imagine blaming your wife, the "love of your life" for everything that requires an excuse infront of hundreds of people!
"Oh well muh wife doesn't like wrestling"
"Muh wife said I can't stream past this time"
"Well its muh wife's console"
"Muh wife likes Turkey Burgers"
"Muh wife can't goto the gym so we bought an excersize bike"

There are so many goddamned excuses for things DSP didn't want to do/didn't want to take responsibility for,that he pinned on Kat. Imagine being married to this kind of asshole. His chat probably hates her on the low, because she's used as a reason for why DSP can't stay longer on the stream half the time and many other things.

 

[King DDT]

Kat got birthday money from my parents and she used it to pay for deep carpet cleaning

Imagine being so afraid of 'tractors calling you out, and thinking your fans' pignosis might break that you have to lie about how you paid for carpet cleaning......
Literally, no one would give a shit if he took vest money, sub money, YT money, etc. to get his carpet deep cleaned. I would say that the vast majority of people here would say "About time the pigpen gets a deep clean."

Dave being so isolated has fucked with him so much. He has no idea when something is good/positive unless he's preplanned a spin on it.

To the DSP fans that probably come here more than I do, there are smaller streamers who will probably send you pictures of their dilated asshole for the money you're throwing at Dave. Spend your money efficiently, boys.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

Kat got birthday money from my parents and she used it to pay for deep carpet cleaning

This is some lore I missed because I was so distracted with the chair spin bullshit i guess. That's really lame and fucked up if she used her fucking birthday money on DSP's dirty ass carpet. What a fantastic fucking gift, very well spent... Jesus Christ how pathetic is he?