🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Catching up yet again.

Great, but you never answered my question about why the fuck you were messaging a 13-year-old girl when you were 18-19.

That's what I can't figure out, either. Why risk everything for, & apologies to the Vickers, mediocre mentally ill jailbait pussy?

The sad part is this already happened. This is exactly what the Vickers did prior to Faith running back to the Gunt. They dropped everything & flew across the country to spend time with their daughter, sightsee in DC, & hash things out. Then a day before they were to bring Faith home, she started her suicide-baiting bullshit & they took her to the hospital. Sadly, we know how that panned out.


Is it? Seems reasonable enough to me.

Speaking of @Jester69 , we're not out of the woods yet, friend. Take care of yourself.

I don't get it, who are these spergs? I'm losing track.
They're a couple who are ex fan's of the gunt and keep up with Internet lore.
What they lack in knowledge they make up for with gusto.
They appeared during the simpspiracy.


It's funny how much the husband's dislikes Ralph, likely due to the southern drawl him and Ralph share.

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warski vs dax debate
With a possible surprise guest
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Mrs Ralph doesn't make enough content on her own to really warrent a thread of her own.
Plus the only thing that seperates her from the countless BPD whores out there is her relation to gunt so as long as she's still with him she can share his thread.
plus better not to give anything that can justify her persecution complex
 
Didn’t someone shoot a hole in that black powder musket joke like 3 months ago. Not that he’d even spend the money on something like that. Those kinds of things are specialty items and don’t come cheap; and loading let alone practicing with one is a massive pain in the ass. We all know Reeethan is too lazy and to look for a range that’ll let him shoot black powder indoors. They’re also messy as fuck, but the grime and reeking of sulfur might give his shit-huffing ass an erection.

I've a bit of experience with black powder guns and reproduction black powder muskets can be pretty costly but black powder revolvers are fairly cheap ($200s-$300s) especially compared to decent modern pistols. This, for example, would be a solid choice and non-felons can buy conversion cylinders that can easily be popped in to fire black powder, 'cowboy action' cartridges which is a lot easier than measuring powder (you can also buy pre-measured and shaped loads) , loading and pressing in the ball and putting percussion caps on. Cleaning is a pain but they are easy to disassemble, clean, and reassemble.

The actual legality of felons possessing cap-and-ball revolvers varies from place to place in the US. Some states seem to allow it while others allow anyone to own to gun itself but consider possessing the gun with the implements to shoot it as the same as possessing a firearm. Anytime I've bought one there hasn't been any of the background checks you'd go through for purchasing a modern firearm and they can be easily mail-ordered.

But the gunt would be out of luck in Virginia. It seems they changed to law (link) a couple years ago to be a bit more permissive.

A shall not prohibit any person other than a person convicted of an act of violence as defined in § 19.2-297.1 or a violent felony as defined in subsection C of § 17.1-805 from possessing, transporting, or carrying (i) antique firearms or (ii) black powder in a quantity not exceeding five pounds if it is intended to be used solely for sporting, recreational, or cultural purposes in antique firearms.

So it appears felons can possess them but only the non-violent sort.
 
Where we're going we don't need hope, only faith.

I'm drunk. Her acne and eyebrows have bothered me from the get go so I fixed them. I didn't fix the redness because I'm lazy. But I also filled in her hairline around the ears because a young lady shouldn't be dealing with that for like twenty more years. Hopefully it's just because she doesn't know how to volumize her hair/clean her hair properly and she doesn't have some kind of thyroid or other hormone disorder. That shit shows up in the hair EVERY time. @theralph please get her some proper cleansers and cosmetics, just because you live and look like an animal doesn't mean Faith should.
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I knew if Ralph held out long enough all these SNAKES and LOSERS would start to devour each other. Now Ralph is free to marry Faith because they can't coordinate anymore.

I think it's time Ralph gets himself a bottle of the good stuff, hop on tonight's #Killstream and take a VICTORY LAP!

The fucking ALOGS in this thread will throw a fit if he sits there and just sips that smooth... sweet... Kentucky bourbon, just DABBING on his haters. You incels and karens are going to get absolutely BODIED by the big man TONIGHT on the #Killstream!

Pour one on the rocks for me, Ralph! You've earned it!
 
What is the source of this horrible display? Is that meth bumps?
Most likely, plus it was streamed on bitwave.

Hey who remember this?

 
Where we're going we don't need hope, only faith.
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When I look into her eyes I really get the impression that whatever little girl that Mr&Mrs V see in her no longer exists.
Her soul is a cold vacuous place where there is no feelings like love which remains.
Whether she was already like this before she had decided to betray her family in the name of the gunt is unknown but be warned Mr&Mrs Vickers this who your daughter is now.
Even if she comes back to you and abandon the Gunt she'll just betray your family once more and repeat this cycle of torment because it is who she has become.
 
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When I look into her eyes I really get the impression that whatever little girl that Mr&Mrs V see in her no longer exists.
Her soul is a cold vacuous place where there is no feelings like love which remains.
Whether she was already like this before she had decided to betray her family in the name of the gunt is unknown but be warned Mr&Mrs Vickers this who your daughter is now.
Even if she comes back to you and abandon the Gunt she'll just betray your family once more and repeat this cycle of torment because it is who she has become.

I mean to be fair most parent's refuse to view flaws in their kid's.
Or worse they overvalue or devalue them.
The way the mom started breaking down in tears was weird. I can't fathom airing family issue's online, unless they're attention whores like Ralph.
 
I am not aware of who "that dude" was, but it would be interesting to check his numbers vs Ralphs to see who needs who's promo.

I bet its Ralph.

I think it was this guy:

(previous archive by someone other than me)

I'm not entirely sure who he is, but this tweet was already posted/discussed earlier in the thread and stood out for being published by somebody else with a blue checkmark. It seemed to get under Ethan's skin more than usual.

EDIT: Indeed, that guy's tweet is the sole hidden reply to that thread, so we can be sure. The hidden replies evidently cannot be archived by archive.is, but you can see them here.

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