🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Perspicacity]

Dispatch taking up the mantle of restreaming Gunty.

 

[Funkmaster]

Is Gayduh, shopping for a new, teenage-version of a Ralphamale mensch?

"They can't abort me Gayduh!!!"

 

[MeltyTW]

Man you have to remember how people regard politics and team sports: there's always your champion and the evil villain.

I don't think that the Vickers are bad people, but they're not great either. Put them next to Ralph and all his misdeeds though and they become saintly creatures and people get blinded by it. I still have no idea what the fuck I'd do if Faith was one of my kids, probably not make a website talking about how my daughter's a liar, a cheat and a thief or do Twitter battle with some fat faggot but who knows until you're in that situation. It's fucking insane.

Imagine everything is fine and then one day your kid goes missing, she's stolen her little brother's shoes and just taken off god knows where. And when you find her she leads you on this insane journey that starts with extorting money from you and finishes with her escaping the loony bin and making a video with her reading some statement by a minor e-celeb lost boys cult leader accusing you of all kinds of crazy shit.

It's so fucked man. Thank god it's not my problem.

all i know is, any judge browsing this thread should know we and ralph have a long period of interaction and to not believe him when he says he doesnt constantly read here or use this source or hasnt posted with his account @theralph constantly, hes our honored friend and hes praised us lavishly going so far as to constantly mention our leader's penis to his girlfriend, if that doesnt say bro love i dont know what does. weve all seen ralph fuck, have any of you seen vickers nude? nope. also ralph said hed send us more penis pics too!

Is Gayduh, shopping for a new, teenage-version of a Ralphamale mensch?

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"They can't abort me Gayduh!!!"

jfc stop chatting up kids you degen freaks

 

[Vetti]

Is Gayduh, shopping for a new, teenage-version of a Ralphamale mensch?

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"They can't abort me Gayduh!!!"

When I first learned who Augie was in July of last year, I thought his voice was similar to Ralph's and the red aesthetic of his show made me draw further comparisons. A year later and he's not only a capo, but the rightful heir to the gunt throne. Amazin'

 

[Eggg]

Man this part hit hard.

 

[Had]

Reminder to simp the ralphs mods

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Is Gayduh, shopping for a new, teenage-version of a Ralphamale mensch?

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"They can't abort me Gayduh!!!"

Isn't Augie the one with the severe lack of muscle tissue in his arms because of cancer or something? If so that kid scares the shit out of me, it's like watching a holocaust survivor chit chat about memes and Youtube policy.

Edit: jfc it is. Kid's got the arms of a pianist at Birkenau. Good for him though, if Ralph can make it with his level of deformities anyone should be allowed to.

 

[Funkmaster]

When I first learned who Augie was in July of last year, I thought his voice was similar to Ralph's and the red aesthetic of his show made me draw further comparisons. A year later and he's not only a capo, but the rightful heir to the gunt throne. Amazin'

Guy copies everything. Has no unique qualities.

> Intro music copied from Jim
> Overlays & Aesthetic copied from Kumite, especially older streams
> Mannerisms & hot takes copied from Tommy C
> Can't abort mentality from Ralph
> Newsteam approach from Keemstar

There's many more you will notice when you watch him. Young, impressionable stupid kid who will never be capable of creating anything from his own mind.

 

[Edilg]

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Guntguards are a bunch of Coombrained morons: confirmed.

 

[MeltyTW]

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ALAWG TERRORISTS
THE GUNTIFADA CONTINUES
ALLAH BE PRAISED
MOHAMMED BE PRAISED PBUH

THE HOLY PROPHET WILL BREAK THE GUNT'S SPIRIT AND DAMN HIS INFIDEL FOLLOWERS
☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪

seriously ralph were a bunch of pasty white nerds in our mothers basements get a grip

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

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So now we're terrorists? Is he that drunk fuck that the he thinks that the NEET samurais are akin to IRA/ISIS? His paranoia is going to get so much worse that he'll be checking his car for bombs or horse heads in the bed.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

You reap what you sow, @theralph I think this is Ralph's version of hitting the wall, except for it's not getting droopy titties it's just realizing that you're not really as strong and smart as you thought you were.

In all fairness, I’m pretty sure the Gunt’s getting the droopy titties also.

 

[Kenobi]

Back to Ralph... because this isn't the Nick Rekieta topic that you clearly already know about, but for some reason don't post your criticisms in...

The riketa fan thread? What would be the point? The people who are left posting there are the diehard Riekta fancrew. Let them have their fun.
To me Rekieta is a ticking timebomb, a perfect combination of ego, alcholism, libertardian hedonist principles and zelous followers that worship him. Its the dirty bomb version of autism. The saving grace Rekieta has is that hes somewhat grounded towards the regular world. But who knows how long that would last with all the autists he interacts with.

Man you have to remember how people regard politics and team sports: there's always your champion and the evil villain.

I don't think that the Vickers are bad people, but they're not great either. Put them next to Ralph and all his misdeeds though and they become saintly creatures and people get blinded by it. I still have no idea what the fuck I'd do if Faith was one of my kids, probably not make a website talking about how my daughter's a liar, a cheat and a thief or do Twitter battle with some fat faggot but who knows until you're in that situation. It's fucking insane.

Imagine everything is fine and then one day your kid goes missing, she's stolen her little brother's shoes and just taken off god knows where. And when you find her she leads you on this insane journey that starts with extorting money from you, drags you across the country on an emergency flight, she threatens suicide when caught in her lies and finishes with her escaping the loony bin and making a video with her reading some statement by a minor e-celeb lost boys cult leader accusing you of all kinds of crazy shit.

It's so fucked man. Thank god it's not my problem.

The thing is what choice do you have?
Your mentally ill daughter talks about marrying a 34 year old jobless felon that lives in a foreclosed crackshack with his mother as if thats not enough they are trying for a baby. She has cut off all contact with you leaving you with no option but to fuel a twitter war. The more gas he puts on the fire the more likely that the gunt goes of the rails. The more likely Faith goes home.

Imagine being mr vickers with like 5 kids. Who do you think will take care of the guntling once its born? Its not Faith or Ralph they aren´t capable economically or emotionaly. What happens when Ralph goes to jail again or Faith goes back to the mental assylum?
Its gonna be mr and mrs vickers who is forced to take care of half sociopath half demon.
Mrs vickers is gonna have to say "Look me in the eyes faifai when you say that you fell down the stairs the 4th this year"

Guy copies everything. Has no unique qualities.
> Mannerisms & hot takes copied from Tommy C

Imagine watching tommy c saying yeah thats good gonna have to copy that. Is there a dumber and less funny guy on youtube?

So now we're terrorists? Is he that drunk fuck that the he thinks that the NEET samurais are akin to IRA/ISIS? His paranoia is going to get so much worse that he'll be checking his car for bombs or horse heads in the bed.

GAYDOR GAYDOR THEY PUT A STICKER ON MA MAILBOX GAYDA CALL THE FEDS!
Wait wasn´t the narrative that dlive forced this change?

 

[MeltyTW]

me on my way to ralph's house to alaog irl

Spoiler: 16 rounds of foam fury

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

When I first learned who Augie was in July of last year, I thought his voice was similar to Ralph's and the red aesthetic of his show made me draw further comparisons. A year later and he's not only a capo, but the rightful heir to the gunt throne. Amazin'

I fucking hate growing old I still don't know who that queer is, society's fucked an it can all burn this is the future we chose.

Member radios an pre 9/11 Le old fag should be the rightful heir boy did gaydur sweep like a mofo.

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

ALAWG TERRORISTS
THE GUNTIFADA CONTINUES
ALLAH BE PRAISED
MOHAMMED BE PRAISED PBUH

THE HOLY PROPHET WILL BREAK THE GUNT'S SPIRIT AND DAMN HIS INFIDEL FOLLOWERS
☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪☪

seriously ralph were a bunch of pasty white nerds in our mothers basements get a grip

Inshalla brothers and sisters.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I fucking hate growing old I still don't know who that queer is, society's fucked an it can all burn this is the future we chose.

Member radios an pre 9/11 Le old fag should be the rightful heir boy did gaydur sweep like a mofo.

Imagine being Gator when Zidan went out for a pack of cigarettes and never came back. Finally, you have a chance to go from being the soundboard/affirmative statements guy to being number 2! Then one day, when Ralph got his deal with InfoWars it would all be yours! You just have to stick with it!

Now imagine being Gator two years later when you realize that Ralph is incapable of going mainstream. You cope by constantly telling him to just focus on the show and the show alone. Sure it'll kill Ralph but the Killstream is yours! it's yours! You just have to stick with it!

And now imagine being Gator this last week, where you realize that you're not number 2 and you'll never be number 2. You're now number 8 behind Andy Warski, Larry, Some Black Guy, and an assortment of other shady characters. You look around until you find a suitable host in a young man with the arms of a shoah survivor and you decide that he'll do. The cycle begins again! You'll move from being the soundboard/affirmative statements guy to being number 2! You just have to stick with it!

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

So, end of the Killstream, Ralph basically just threatened to an hero if something happens to the Killstream. This shit is getting fucking dark.

Edit to add, for those listening: right after the first song at the end, heading into the second.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Killstream Reeeeeecap/PO Stream-snipe 9/9/20

• Some other guy is having a Pillstream & is laughing like a banshee but I'm not sure who it is
• Ralph is late again
• Oh, Pillstreamer is "Linemaker." He's a Minecraft streamer & a convicted child predator.
• Ralph continues to be 30+ minutes late. U N A B O R T E D
• Ralph says he's done, will be on shortly
• I'm sorry @Jester69, this is your life now. Mine too, apparently
• 10:12 PM. Bojack intro is finally playing, thank fuck
• PO gives a quick summary of Faith's statement
• Finally Ralph speaks: "you can't abort the Retort, ladies & gentlemen." His mic is even lower than before, even with PO boosting it. What the fuck.
• PO already finds it all so tiresome. I understand, buddy
• Ladies & gentlemen welcome to my own personal hell I am your host BOLDYSPICY
• Ralph is already drunk. He was late because he was actually doing Chrissy Mayr's show. The unfunny redhead comedienne. He's drinking bourbon. Why does he always drink bourbon.
• Guest RagingHumanist is on. I don't know who that is. Nobody does. He hangs out in the chat a lot & Superchats.
• Ralph tells a long, rambling story about wasting postal workers' time. Confirms he's the asshole who comes in five minutes to close to send international packages because of course he is
• Ralph loves chat. ChillstreamUncutalloneword is having technical difficulties
• Ralph is hot because lights. It's not. Even. Hot. Outside.
• Ralph tells his jail story. Have you heard it yet? It's not like he ever talks about it every three minutes or anything
• Ralph is a "tactical alcoholic" who drank while cheating the breathalyzer test because of course he did
• He got his bail revoked because he couldn't fucking stop drinking.
• Ralph's not bald, fuck you
• Ralph's gonna be on Infowars Friday
• PO is falling asleep, poor guy
• Some guy challenges CNN's Chris Cuomo to lift weights?
• Big news of today: Bob Woodward's book on Trump & the Feb recording of Trump talking about the coof being a pretty big deal
• Bibble says Trump kept mum about the dangerousness of COVID-19 because if he expressed actual worry the media would jump on him & say you should let Chinese people spit in your mouth. That is a Jim joke. Bibble is stealing a Jim joke.
• Chat is telling him this is a stupid story & Ralph yells at them
• Mr. Vickers just posted his writeup of his statement on Faith's statement. PO is going to read it.
• PO says this might be his last stream-snipe. Apparently what Ralph has done is really really bad. He says there's no point in continuing.
• PO is reading the Vickers' counter statement.
• Interesting to note that Faith never had an actual job. She just worked in their shop. & apparently she spent all that time texting & fucking around on Discord, as they have now seen.
• In hindsight, I probably should have listened to the Killstream. Not that this isn't interesting, but Ralph could be being a drunk asshole & I would be missing it. Or he could be being boring as usual.
• Faith is indeed the only girl, which explains (to me) why her parents are really going crazy over this. Having one female child & five four boys just hits different.
• PO is fucking tapping out. Which is sad, because I was really starting to get into this. Good luck, buddy.
• 
• I mean FUCK YOU NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS WITHOUT THE PO FILTER
• Looks like a job for actual mental illness
• Ralph hasn't broken 800 watchers on DLive. Not even one Sargon. Just 1.5 Dongas.
• Tuning in to the Killstream proper & we're talking about how can Corona-chan real if our eyes aren't real
• Ralph regales us with Aesop's fable about the frog & the scorpion which he only knows from Breaking Bad
• Ralph talks about being a jaded leftist
• This guy doesn't sound like Raging Humanist, did we change guests?
• boring boring boring
• Nevermind that's still Raging Humanist
• LEMON PARTY
• Killstream has gotten Ralph through some tough times & he appreciates his audience, until they post here or make a corn joke of course
• Killstream helps struggling people by giving them laughs. I can believe that. I, however, want to jam a dull icepick between my temples
• Ralph claims to be a cinephile. Very kino.
• The Oscars want to "boost diversity"
• Remember when things were good & are now not good
• "This has been a good show" uh-huh
• Let's watch a Tucker clip
• Ralph & Tucker are on the same wavelength. The Prophet Retort
• GOOD NIGHT
• Abort will only be retorted once Ralph waddles off that mortal coil
• No smug yelling during the outro this time.

 

[Vetti]

I'm somewhat trepidatious about Aguie. If he's that weak in body, he probably is also weak in voice. Could he holler over anybody? Could he do it all fuckin' day?