🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Made some little head templates out of all the funniest caps I took the last couple of months.

The irony of a 3x Mr. Perfect shirt

 

[Crystal Golem]

How bad is Makers Mark I was thinking of getting a bottle and doing a review of the whiskey on the farms also vodka or rum would give a better drunk to do a show on with more energy in my experience

I wouldn't say it's bad but there are even cheaper bourbons that IMO are better like Bulleit for example. I'm not bourbon expert though just my personal preference.

 

[FM Bradley]

Kentucky Bourbon is high in mineral content due to the water quality of its origin. It's what gives it part of its alleged taste profile.

This means that, if all else fails, he's gonna at least get kidney stones in the near future, piss blood, and be in a lot of fucking pain passing little rocks through his urinary tract.

If the jailing doesn't materialize, I just want to bring that up and lift spirits a little.

 

[Endu]

I've been away since Monday and this has been the craziest ride to catch up on. I'll miss the call-outs from the Vickers family but ultimately hope their silence leads to shit actually getting done.
Ethan, you've picked the worst person to shack up with.

 

[TherapyMan]

I wouldn't say it's bad but there are even cheaper bourbons that IMO are better like Bulleit for example. I'm not bourbon expert though just my personal preference.

Basically this. Maker's Mark is a decent mid-tier whiskey. Better than Jim Bean, worse than Bulleit. It's certainly not absolute swill like Old Crow or Kentucky Gentleman (Guntleman?). You could do worse, you could do better.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Something I observed in The Vickers' interview with Godwinson and their formal response to Faith's video. In the interview all of Faith's actions was blamed on mental illness, but in the formal response it was said none of the mental illnesses she prescribed herself was true. So is she mentally ill or not and if so which mental illnesses? You can't blame her actions on mental illness one day then dismiss it the next day.

They pointed out that they thought she was mentally ill, just not with any of the ones she claims to have. At least that's how I read it.
Edit: Late

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

They said she doesn't have the mental illnesses she diagnosed herself with, basically they are saying she's using depression, anxiety, and PTSD as a shield when she's really just a manipulative psychopath in the nicest way possible. I would not be surprised if she scored incredibly high when she was psych ward for 10 days.

"But, I think what The Gunt had intended her to say was that she was not mentally ill in the way that her parents are claiming (almost certainly something in the spectrum of Antisocial Personality Disorders), and that she is doubling down on her claims of depression, anxiety, and PTSD. "

"By your own admission, you are. But not in the way that you think that you are. This is why we are so desperate to get you help."

I do wonder what the attending psych said/what Mr. & Mrs. Vickers suspect. My money's still on Borderline. Maybe Bipolar II (the more depressive one). Hard to say, really, since I don't know Faith.

I find it very amusing that Faith accuses her parents of revealing personal/embarrassing information on her while they're going out of their way to not divulge her actual mental health diagnosis.

Habit or delusion if I were to guess. Of course gin or vodka can be cheaper, but he likes to pretend he’s a chad and a gentleman and clear spirits and seen as “womanly” by some white trash. Something bright and bitter like a gin and tonic might help him focus his awful show better than Maker’s Mark now that I think about it. I’ve said several times that Maker’s sucks already.

Clear spirits are "womanly?" Can't say I've heard that one before.

He drinks bourban only because it is all sugar, american, and southern. Its part of his delusional mental image of himself as being a sourthern gentleman and bonafide plantation owner in the wignat ethno state. Ralph is, when boiled down to his simplist description, a text book narssasist with delusions of grandeur and as such cultivates his 'style' to suit that mental image. But because he is a retarded sped he just looks like a, well a retarded sped.

Well, Maker’s is all sugar anyway. Most other bourbons use more rye and barley to moderate or change the corn’s innate sweetness. What are the chances that he only gets that brand because their dumb marketing gimmick stands out enough when he drunkenly stumbles into the liquor store for more bottles?

How bad is Makers Mark I was thinking of getting a bottle and doing a review of the whiskey on the farms also vodka or rum would give a better drunk to do a show on with more energy in my experience

See my previous post. Maker’s Mark is a wheated bourbon, which means it’s sweeter than most other (already sweetish) bourbons that use rye and barley for the non-corn part of the mashbill. It’s hardly undrinkable, but pretty much anything else is a better use of your money. Give it a shot. I’d like to know if I’m overplaying my dislike for it.

I wouldn't say it's bad but there are even cheaper bourbons that IMO are better like Bulleit for example. I'm not bourbon expert though just my personal preference.

Basically this. Maker's Mark is a decent mid-tier whiskey. Better than Jim Bean, worse than Bulleit. It's certainly not absolute swill like Old Crow or Kentucky Gentleman (Guntleman?). You could do worse, you could do better.

I'm kind of curious as to how it tastes, but the only time I've ever thrown up after drinking was after half a bottle of Wild Turkey & I haven't been able to touch bourbon ever since.

Ralph said he was drinking something other than Maker's Mark last night, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was.

 

[Civilizing Forces]

Basically this. Maker's Mark is a decent mid-tier whiskey. Better than Jim Bean, worse than Bulleit. It's certainly not absolute swill like Old Crow or Kentucky Gentleman (Guntleman?). You could do worse, you could do better.

I took a look at it and I will stick to the cheaper local stuff, which I like more than most wheated brands unless a pillstream happens then I shall assess the increase in the desire to do pills with the increasing consumption of makers mark

 

[CeeShape]

Vickers has consistently stated that he's going to get Ralph and Kerr sent to jail, to no results, and frequently demonstrates an understanding of the legal system equivalent to a small child. I don't doubt that he's trying to get the authorities involved, similar to how people tried to get Onision arrested, but whether there will be any meaningful action on this is another story. As much as I think that Ralph should go to jail, I don't expect any real movement on this, especially without Faith's cooperation. I'll be happy to be wrong on this, though.

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I think he is saying things like this to encourage others to report him.

The statement itself does reiterate what I thought, he is trying to control the hell out of faith, he clearly has issues with who she chooses and wanted to choose the person she could be with himself, like a pre arranged marriage.

The CONSTANT cope of "the gunt wrote all this", did he happen to listen to her content and say "this doesnt sound like daddys little flower it must be someone writing her script!".

How come, everyone in this is an actual piece of shit?

 

[Civilizing Forces]

Ralph said he was drinking something other than Maker's Mark last night, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was.

Eaglel rare or some shit like that
EDIT:
Indeed it is Eagle Rare shits cheeper than makers depending on where you shop for it but it can be upsold due to the aesthetic of the bottle its priced around 30$ depending on what type you are buying
here is the website (https://eaglerare.com/) (he's drinking the ten year bottle)

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

How bad is Makers Mark I was thinking of getting a bottle and doing a review of the whiskey on the farms also vodka or rum would give a better drunk to do a show on with more energy in my experience

It's honestly not too bad. Until you try Lagavulin 16 that is. After that, you won't be able to use it for anything other than cleaning your dirt bike. The thing to do is not be an alcoholic so that when you decide to have a shot of whiskey, like when your arch enemy Rad Roberts finally goes back to jail, you can afford the good stuff.

 

[Laura Loomer]

I think he is saying things like this to encourage others to report him.

The statement itself does reiterate what I thought, he is trying to control the hell out of faith, he clearly has issues with who she chooses and wanted to choose the person she could be with himself, like a pre arranged marriage.

The CONSTANT cope of "the gunt wrote all this", did he happen to listen to her content and say "this doesnt sound like daddys little flower it must be someone writing her script!".

How come, everyone in this is an actual piece of shit?

Every self respecting father of an 18yo girl would "take issue" with her getting gunted, or he's worthless as a dad.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

I think he is saying things like this to encourage others to report him.

The statement itself does reiterate what I thought, he is trying to control the hell out of faith, he clearly has issues with who she chooses and wanted to choose the person she could be with himself, like a pre arranged marriage.

The CONSTANT cope of "the gunt wrote all this", did he happen to listen to her content and say "this doesnt sound like daddys little flower it must be someone writing her script!".

How come, everyone in this is an actual piece of shit?

Let's see:

- My daughter is pissing her life away by dating a fucking good for nothing ex-felon, is constantly making false allegations about our family and has fucked over everyone in her life, and I think the hostage letter she read was written by someone else

+ Jesus, stop being so controlling dude, what do you wanna fuck your daughter? Oh? Her letter was written by someone else? Holy hell, are you weird! You actually know how your daughter talks and can recognize her patterns after raising her for 17 years? Wow, lock this dude away for incest!

Makes sense.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Every self respecting father of an 18yo girl would "take issue" with her getting gunted, or he's worthless as a dad.

I think if my son decided to go with a female Gunt I'd take issue with that as well.

 

[FM Bradley]

Clear spirits are "womanly?" Can't say I've heard that one before.

At least in my part of the country, Maker's is what you bought bar sluts you were desperate for. It was a joke, akin to drinking Jager or Fireball meaning you were a frat boy. "Blew half your paycheck on all that Maker's and she still isn't going to fuck you, good job dumbass." Any bartender or bar manager would tell you that all you're paying for is the red rubbery shit poured over the cap.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Eaglel rare or some shit like that
EDIT:
Indeed it is Eagle Rare shits cheeper than makers depending on where you shop for it but it can be upsold due to the aesthetic of the bottle its priced around 30$ depending on what type you are buying
here is the website (https://eaglerare.com/) (he's drinking the ten year bottle)

And I thought gunty actually spent up a little bit to impress his rabbit toothed acquaintance and her degenerate friends.

His patreon took a bit of a nosedive last month. The lemons are drying up and his empire of dirt is collapsing.

Fai fai, I know you think you’re clever and successful in your clout chasing endeavors but you bet on the wrong pig. You may still believe that having your chocolate starfish on display for the world was a small price to pay for a life of ecelebrity but the gunt likely has around 250 people who are still actively supporting him. He’s on a downward trajectory and if you don’t realize this fact before that statue of limitations expires, then you’ll really be left with nothing.

But, if you do the right thing and file a complaint, you will secure your place as the one who ended one of the biggest pieces of shit on the internet. Perhaps even more importantly for you, you’ll be able to go back to grifting the most pathetic simps our society has to offer. We all know that’s your true passion and the education you chose for yourself. The choice is yours

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Will the gunt be arrested at 9/11 for the harvest? Is this why it's taking so long?

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

They said she doesn't have the mental illnesses she diagnosed herself with, basically they are saying she's using depression, anxiety, and PTSD as a shield when she's really just a manipulative psychopath in the nicest way possible. I would not be surprised if she scored incredibly high when she was psych ward for 10 days.

"But, I think what The Gunt had intended her to say was that she was not mentally ill in the way that her parents are claiming (almost certainly something in the spectrum of Antisocial Personality Disorders), and that she is doubling down on her claims of depression, anxiety, and PTSD. "

"By your own admission, you are. But not in the way that you think that you are. This is why we are so desperate to get you help."

If it's true Faith is some manipulative psychopath why put it all on the gunt? It was acknowledged her last "breakdown" (which Mr. and Mrs. Vickers suspected was an act) was due to catching her lies. The gunt is making her read these things but she wouldn't say but she's also a liar so she actually 3would say these things. I wish they'd both call her out already. Mr. Vickers fluctuates between wanting her back and letting her go.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Mr. Vickers fluctuates between wanting her back and letting her go.

Tough thing to do, especially when she's a mentality retard who's good at manipulation,

 

[Perspicacity]

If it's true Faith is some manipulative psychopath why put it all on the gunt? It was acknowledged her last "breakdown" (which Mr. and Mrs. Vickers suspected was an act) was due to catching her lies. The gunt is making her read these things but she wouldn't say but she's also a liar so she actually 3would say these things. I wish they'd both call her out already. Mr. Vickers fluctuates between wanting her back and letting her go.

Well they are her parents so it's partially a cope but there are some fairly good points brought up.

• Ralph is almost double her age.
• Ralph's feeding her drugs and alcohol.
• Ralph released revenge porn against their daughter.
• Ralph obviously wrote this ridiculous statement for Faith to read.
• Ralph's facilitating this elaborate web of lies.
• Ralph has personally threatened them.

They already said she's lied about literally everything to not only them but to Gunty. It seems like basically everything that Faith says is an easily provable lie at this point. The latest and most bold is that she was planning on pursuing a civil case against her rapist. The rapist she announced was dead, talks about constantly to random people, but never told her family about. I think at this point she can't even keep track of what she's lying about at the current moment.