US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Status
Not open for further replies.
Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
That was awkward. Does he have any idea what’s going on anymore? Where are his wranglers?

View attachment 1584345

:story:

The Ford Raptor as seen through Biden-O-Vision:
70433F6B-4602-47E1-A345-3C89BFC0FFB6.jpeg

He just wants to sniff Raptor-chan’s hair.
 
The poor guy just can't answer questions...

That was just pathetic. He didn't even have a stage, they just put him in a parking lot with a backdrop and a couple of cars.

And now I kind of feel bad for him again, because as he was retreating he stopped to peek in the cab of that truck. It's probably the latest 2021 model that factory produces, and I was interested in it too. The guy likes cars, at least let him hop in one of your stage props to enjoy himself for a few minutes; that's one of the fun perks of political campaigning. But they had to hurry him off before some impertinent rebel dare shout a question at him.
 
Concerning jaundice and yellow skin, there are problems that can happen before the liver (pre hepatic) as well as after (post hepatic) that could lead to a backup and high level of bilirubin (the yellow stuff). Basically there's causes other than liver disease itself.

Among other things, infections, blood cancers, and bad reactions to blood transfusions can lead to pre hepatic jaundice, other cancers of the organs and drug-induced cholestasis (sometimes but rarely caused by key anti-dementia drugs rivastigmine, donepezil, and memantine) can cause post hepatic jaundice.

I didn't see a photo of obvious jaundice, it can be subtle in mild or early form, what you're looking for is an even yellowing of the entire white of the eyes, that's where excess bilirubin shows up first, followed by mucous membranes (the inner wet parts of your nose, mouth, back of the eyelids etc, it has to be pretty severe to show up on the rest of your skin, but if it does, it typically starts with the face.

Supposedly that's an IV mark on his hand, hes having problems reading a script or repeating fed lines, and his breathing is getting worse. I'm not seeing an obvious connection, and I wouldn't just assume he has some drug-induced hepatitis or cholestasis unless they're full on overdosing him on purpose.

If he takes Trump's pre-debate drug test, things will be pretty obvious, if not, then, who knows. Maybe I never got the memo but I don't remember ever hearing why Hillary had to be thrown into her own van like luggage either.
 
I genuinely feel bad for him after seeing the truck clip. Regardless of his life up to this point, when your mind starts leaving you like this you really should be allowed to enjoy your sunset years. He just wants to look at cars, rub children's hair and take naps. Instead they'll use him as a lifeless puppet and discard him when the opportunity presents itself. Shame.
 
I genuinely feel bad for him after seeing the truck clip. Regardless of his life up to this point, when your mind starts leaving you like this you really should be allowed to enjoy your sunset years. He just wants to look at cars, rub children's hair and take naps. Instead they'll use him as a lifeless puppet and discard him when the opportunity presents itself. Shame.

it's sad in more way than one, he should be chilling somewhere and the DNC should have a better candidate. imagine having to dragging an old man out on stage because they're left with nothing else.

NOTE: Don't worry, she's actually 18.

...but so is her IQ.

so? do want to fuck her brain?
 
This motherfucker keeps flip-flopping on whether he wants the police defunded or not.

USA Today: “I do not support defunding the police.”
NowThis: “Let’s reallocate funds to the police into social services instead; I propose that.”
Union Members: “I want to increase the local police budget by $300 million.”

Reality: "I will say whatever focus groups the best in this particular region and pray that the media has a complete lockdown to prevent cross contamination."
 
Good lord he has no idea where the hell he's supposed to go to.

I wanted to see the cab to be honest. I wouldn't be surprised in a half second of lucidity he did too. Yet all we get is some dementia ridden guy hopped up on some drug passing through a set that is supposed to be a car lot with no salesmen.

edit: Biden or Trump on a test drive?
 
Last edited:
It's interesting that he's so gung-ho about "Buy American" considering that he's one of the people who voted for NAFTA in the first place, and he's gone well out of his way to cozy up to China at every opportunity. By the time the 2020 election rolls around two months from now, Biden's going to be wearing a blue hat that says, "Make America Fantastic Again" and his comb-over will be swooped off to one side and painted yellow.

His fascination with becoming a bootlegged Trump is fucking hilarious. He has almost 50 years in politics and his career is so completely unimpressive and has so little worth mentioning that he has to throw every second of it into the woodchipper to try and pretend to be more like the guy who showed up four years ago.
I feel like the people who wanted Trump’s policies were kind of okay with Trump in the first place.

Who is he hoping to sway? Surely the Venn diagram overlap of “people who like most of what Trump has done” and “people who think Trump is too mean and are also okay with voting for a candidate whose brain is fucking scrambled” is not exactly big enough to tip an election.
 
Give this miserable fuck a cup of tea and a fig newton already before he just falls over. Jesus. I mean you cant pull Trump away from a camera for five minutes unless someones getting shot outside the Whitehouse and Joe on the other hand stumbles onto a static frame and rambles like an old man trying to talk to an annoyed cashier at the supermarket and then stumbles off before he collapses into goo. I exaggerate but holy shit man. This is just bizarre. This defininately beats 2016s election by measure of absurdity.

I mean I like Trump and everything but it's going be quite an experience to watch that guy from The Apprentice who also really hates Rosie O'donnell yelling at a senile old fart about communists burning down city centers over an some drug addict OD'ing on the pavement. That and that thing which is the reason everyone now looks like they're dressing as a lazy hospital intern for Halloween and bulk buying asswipe. All made in China.

At some point I'm going to look at that situation and say:
"Whoa, this is kind of weird".
 
I genuinely feel bad for him after seeing the truck clip. Regardless of his life up to this point, when your mind starts leaving you like this you really should be allowed to enjoy your sunset years. He just wants to look at cars, rub children's hair and take naps. Instead they'll use him as a lifeless puppet and discard him when the opportunity presents itself. Shame.

Don't feel bad for Joe Biden. Joe has never thought twice about using and abusing another human being. He deserves what is happening to him completely and besides that he is a willing participant in this scenario.
 
Don't feel bad for Joe Biden. Joe has never thought twice about using and abusing another human being. He deserves what is happening to him completely and besides that he is a willing participant in this scenario.
It's like when people felt bad for ¡Yeb! because he looked like a sad sack autist. These people wouldn't care if everyone you loved were made homeless or murdered if it meant a fraction of a percent increase in one of their investment portfolios or a few more votes for them in the next election. Politicians don't see you as human. I don't understand why people insist on treating them like people.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back