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I made this joke months ago. I'm so glad it's been fully realized.
So apparently today Cog is showing a beached gunt writhing in the sand, some audio from Andy and Ralph with a fortune teller, proof that Ralph fucked a hooker in Miami, and more. Sounds like he'll actually be worth watching today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gfts0cIXOA
That is the one thing he’s incapable of. And it’s going to be the cause of his downfall as well.Remember, all this wouldn't have happened if Dick could shut the fuck up and take an L.
I had a different first thought, but I don't think I can pull it off. Here's a supplement instead.View attachment 1585634
No offence to Snorlax.
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Maybe Ralph was simply poking and sniffing that butthole to birth the world's first heterosexual anal guntlet.
yeah I deleted that post cuz I was speed readingoh the zeus was just to prove ralph likes that brand, i would have just showed one similar to the one next to ralph in the beach photo but i couldnt find that looked exactly like it anywhere and the picture isnt the best
ok so the vape boxmod ethan has seems to be a smok branded product as they seem to be the main ones using the glass band around the top and if you look closely there are bluew markings decoarting it, i think something like this:
ejuicevapor.com/products/smok-g-priv-3-230w-starter-kit#:~:text=Dimensions%20-%2085mm%20by%2054mm%20by,-%20TC%20Mode%3A%2010-230W
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dont know if i found the exact product but most pod or boxmods i saw the dimensions for give a height of two inches so best to go with that.
the device he has on his show is more clearly in the same style as the smok brand, first is ralphs then theirs:
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i also noticed ralph's frame is fucked:
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hes just a compressed pillsbury tube!
im having trouble measuring it for some reason so if anyone else could do that and settle the height debate id be grateful, ill try again i guess
oh also an interesting quote i found in my research:
"Box mods are the most sophisticated and powerful devices out on the market currently. You have probably seen vapes with a box-shaped device blowing out huge clouds. Besides the shape of the device, box mods have more battery power than previous vapes and also come with advanced features to personalize your vaping experience."
So it is! so 2.3 inches is the height of the containerIt is a Geek Vape Aegis Legends kit:
Edit: Or not, but something similar.
So did Ralph get a vape smaller then his dick so he wont feel inadequate?So it is! so 2.3 inches is the height of the container
we need the gunts diameter, or whatever an ellipse has, use the relation of the vape to his hand to get a rough estimate of the gunts diameter then we can get volume and area relative to his weightRecheck that post, I edited. It’s actually smaller yet, looks to be the 100w variant.