🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Attitude era? More like, the only good era.

I grew up on ruthless aggression so I have some fondness for that . Old-school wrassling is the best though, Not like Ralph watches that stuff

 

[Had]

THEY ARE EXPLAINING HOW TO UP THE VOLUME ON WINDOWS

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Killstream Caller: "Oh I can't use my cell phone to call in, I've run out of minutes"

He's a shitposter and you can't change my mind

Nevermind, he is actually a fossil

 

[Fake News Anchor]

This fucking guest!

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

I'm gonna update this throughout the show.

So far:

Ralph fucked up his intro. Blames everything else. Interestingly, his audio was (((ECHOING))) right before he started shilling.
Spent about 10 minutes shilling members benefits to all 3 people who are willing to pay.
Gator's copied Jim at least 15 times. "Das right", "Boomer Tech Support", the First Fag has spoken.
The other co-host(?) is kinda spergy, but kinda funny. Probably gonna wear out his welcome before the end of the show.
The guest is having technical issues. Ralph kinda insinuates he can't do it alone, maybe Gator really is leaving him alone with it?
Ralph lashed out at Gator for mocking him. Ralph, I know you're reading this, just call Gator "the First F-Slur"
This show's tech support. Would be better if it was a PillStream/Tech Support stream. Take the hint Ralph. Take 3 shots when you read this.

Ralph's guest looks like he's livestreaming from his own funeral.


Ralph is not paying attention to his guest. Probably browsing the Farms.
Guest is talking standard anti-SJW talking points. The "featured guest" for the past three nights have been the same dude mentally in different bodies.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Attitude era? More like, the only good era.

Ruthless aggression was pretty good. Most of Takers best matches was in the ruthless aggression era (05 to 09 was undertaker's resurgence) a cleaned up Shawn Michaels, rising stars like John Cena, Edge, Batista, Randy orton.

 

[Figger Naggot]

This is a disaster. Imagine asking Ethan Ralph for help with audio issues.

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

No Chillstream tonight an Xander has the personality of cardboard, still grateful he's picked up the streamsnipe baton.

 

[Sam Losco]

Tonight on the Killstream: Tech support for a boomer helping him turn the volume up. Don't miss it!

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

How do I turn up my computer volume? TUNE INTO THE KILLSTREAM TO FIND OUT THESE HOT TECH TIPS
Ralph isn't trying to go mainstream. He's planning on marketing himself as a holistic alternative to insomnia medication.

 

[Bloodbjorn]

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Man how the mighty have fallen.

 

[Moufang Loop]

Ralph found the only man on the internet who has not heard about the leaked sex tape or hostage video. Amazing...

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Who the fuck even is this Geriatric old boomer and why the fuck did he check out of the nursing home to call into a planned parenthood podcast?

 

[Trusty Patches]

“It’s fire and it's crashing! . . . This is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world! Oh, it’s crashing . . . oh, four or five hundred thousand 100w box mods into the sky, and it’s a terrific crash, ladies and guntlemen! There’s smoke, and there’s flames accelerated by the sheer volume of Maker's Mark in Ralph's system, and his gunt is imploding in on itself. Oh, the humanity, and all the paypigs screaming around here!

. . . I can’t talk, ladies and guntlemen. Honest, it’s just laying there, a gelatinous mass of seething wreckage, and everybody can hardly breathe and talk . . . Honest, I can hardly breathe. I’m going to step inside where I cannot see it. . . .”

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Spoiler: ROCKSTAR GAMES PRESENTS

GTA: GUNT CITY​

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I like how he's asking questions to keep the guy busy so he can type angry tweets at the alawgs.

 

[David Spadem]

This whale is too big to contain in a Weekend at Bernies Gunties Photoshop meme.

(Not really, I just couldn't be fucked spending time resizing, cropping and editing shit made from the gunt).

 

[Grim_Autismo]

 

[MeltyTW]

lol guys, ive been calculating ralphs take in wrong, dlive takes a 4th of all you cash out so really you can state a lemons value at .009 of dollar. lemons are worth less than a mil. its lower than the government can currently pay out