Lolcow Jared Plantier / DeadlyFoez - Autistic "Hacker" / Nintendo Wii Modder, Farmer, alleged pedo, live in cuck, incestuous simp that keeps socking on KF

[fvckm3]

This feels like a gimmick. But if it is real, I expect great things from this guy.

expectations met now?

This thread is getting there but it's not quite there. There needs to be something that really makes him stand out.

i think we close. absolutely entertained by this pervy rage daddy

This thread will pick-up real nice once this guy catches wind of it. If he's this unhinged it shouldn't take too long.

chefs kiss for predicting this would happen

 

[The Fool]

Ahhh. I see. So it is alright for everyone else to mean cruel to me, but when I do it in return that it is unacceptable?
You know what though. I can admit that I have done many assholish things. I know it. Everyone has their vices, being an asshole happens to be mine. There is so much worse that other people do. Boo hoo. People will get over it.

Think about this logically, as you do claim to be a logician yourself.

Being mean got you this thread, so far.

What will happen if you continue to be mean?

 

[DeadlyFoez]

What will happen if you continue to be mean?

Some people will be upset. Boo hoo. Theres much worse out there. They will get over it.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Some people will be upset. Boo hoo. Theres much worse out there. They will get over it.

So what would you do if Liz came here and started sharing her side of your crazy love story?

 

[fvckm3]

Ahhh. I see. So it is alright for everyone else to mean cruel to me, but when I do it in return that it is unacceptable?
You know what though. I can admit that I have done many assholish things. I know it. Everyone has their vices, being an asshole happens to be mine. There is so much worse that other people do. Boo hoo. People will get over it.

Its absolutely logical for people to shit on a little house bitch who's "taking care" of this kids and has enough time to bitch on the internet.

"Im an asshole, so let me bare my hole to the world and hope nothing happens"

Boo hoo my little cunt, indeed
Please never leave this thread

 

[DeadlyFoez]

Ok. This is fucking hilarious.
So, Jon, myself, and his sister Stephanie went to home depot to steal some cabinet handles. Jon drops Stpehanie and myself off at the home depot entrance. I am walking around and I grab a couple of the handles and show them in my pocket. Seconds after doing that some plain clothed cops grab both of us and walk us away. I thought we got busted. They go through our pockets and take out the cabinet knobs, set them asside. Then they start questioning us about this MDMA deal going on, and I am fucking totally lost. Jon was crying.
The cops let us go once they figured out we had nothing to do with the drug deal going on. The next day I am with my friend Bob (a different Bob) and we got some tabs of acid. Neither of us had ever done acid before. Just as we start peaking Jon calls me up to tell me he just us an interview with the Union Leader and we had to go meet Jon there. I am like tripping fucking sack now. Woman brings us in, showing us all historical photos and shit, I am watching people shake hands in the photos.
Then she interviews us, gets our picture. Bob is totally wiggin out with it all. It was an amazing day.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Its absolutely logical for people to shit on a little house bitch who's "taking care" of this kids and has enough time to bitch on the internet.

"Im an asshole, so let me bare my hole to the world and hope nothing happens"

Boo hoo my little cunt, indeed
Please never leave this thread

I've seen so many cows just within the last 9 months come onto the Farms in order to " defend " themselves and nothing good ever comes from it. Hell, even those who don't come here and just acknowledge it off-site wind up getting shit on anyways.

The only way to win is to not play.
I'd ask why it's so difficult for cows to realize this but we all know the answer.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Ok. This is fucking hilarious.
So, Jon, myself, and his sister Stephanie went to home depot to steal some cabinet handles. Jon drops Stpehanie and myself off at the home depot entrance. I am walking around and I grab a couple of the handles and show them in my pocket. Seconds after doing that some plain clothed cops grab both of us and walk us away. I thought we got busted. They go through our pockets and take out the cabinet knobs, set them asside. Then they start questioning us about this MDMA deal going on, and I am fucking totally lost. Jon was crying.
The cops let us go once they figured out we had nothing to do with the drug deal going on. The next day I am with my friend Bob (a different Bob) and we got some tabs of acid. Neither of us had ever done acid before. Just as we start peaking Jon calls me up to tell me he just us an interview with the Union Leader and we had to go meet Jon there. I am like tripping fucking sack now. Woman brings us in, showing us all historical photos and shit, I am watching people shake hands in the photos.
Then she interviews us, gets our picture. Bob is totally wiggin out with it all. It was an amazing day.

Not even Chris Chan gives this much info.

 

[DeadlyFoez]

So what would you do if Liz came here and started sharing her side of your crazy love story?

I am not able to advise on that as that would likely be a violation of the protective order that she got as a result of the granting of the Ex Parte. I am not going to walk into that.
I am sure that you will have even greater laughs over her.
She lived in a snow globe with her parents church. Went to school at her parents church. She once said "I'm the most popular kid at my school"... a school of like 18 students, and she meant it. She had no real clue about reality. I shit you not, she one day asked me "When spaceships go up into space, how come stars don't ping off the windshield?"

 

[The Fool]

Some people will be upset. Boo hoo. Theres much worse out there. They will get over it.

Hmm, maybe I need to reword this so you better understand.

You're acting like a retard.

People point this out.

You get angry at them and act like a retard some more.

People point this out, too.

Can you see an accelerating cycle forming?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I am not able to advise on that as that would likely be a violation of the protective order that she got as a result of the granting of the Ex Parte. I am not going to walk into that.
I am sure that you will have even greater laughs over her.
She lived in a snow globe with her parents church. Went to school at her parents church. She once said "I'm the most popular kid at my school"... a school of like 18 students, and she meant it. She had no real clue about reality. I shit you not, she one day asked me "When spaceships go up into space, how come stars don't ping off the windshield?"

She sounds true and honest.

 

[DeadlyFoez]

Hmm, maybe I need to reword this so you better understand.

You're acting like a retard.

People point this out.

You get angry at them and act like a retard some more.

People point this out, too.

Can you see an accelerating cycle forming?

I'm not getting angry though. You gotta see, I am having a good time.
Have you been able to find my story about Tiffany Hartz? See if you can find that. That is a fucking supreme moment of sweet revenge and pure assholeness. Since you guys enjoy hearing about how much of an asshole I am then you will for sure love this one.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I'm not getting angry though. You gotta see, I am having a good time.
Have you been able to find my story about Tiffany Hartz? See if you can find that. That is a fucking supreme moment of sweet revenge and pure assholeness. Since you guys enjoy hearing about how much of an asshole I am then you will for sure love this one.View attachment 1587083

You're not an asshole. You're just autistic and don't realize what you're doing.

 

[The Fool]

Since you guys enjoy hearing about how much of an asshole I am then you will for sure love this one.

There is a key difference between "being that asshole" and "making an asshole out of yourself"

 

[DeadlyFoez]

You're not an asshole. You're just autistic and don't realize what you're doing.

I am autistic and an asshole, but I do realize what I am doing. Payback is a bitch.

There is a key difference between "being that asshole" and "making an asshole out of yourself"

Doesn't matter how you view it as long as I am enjoying it.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I am autistic and an asshole, but I do realize what I am doing. Payback is a bitch.

So you going to show us your handwriting or not Michael, I mean, Jared?

 

[The Fool]

Doesn't matter how you view it as long as I am enjoying it.

We have an entire board for a mentally-ill man in a dress who is currently enjoying himself by imagining himself as a god in a cartoon dimension, while in real life his finances are at rock bottom and he's at risk of facing eviction.

So please, do enjoy yourself.

Payback is a bitch.

You say this a lot. It gives off a vibe that you're trying to look more threatening than you really are because you realize you have no power or authority in life, and that terrifies you.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

We have an entire board for a mentally-ill man in a dress who is currently enjoying himself by imagining himself as a god in a cartoon dimension, while in real life his finances are at rock bottom and he's at risk of facing eviction.

So please, do enjoy yourself.



You say this a lot. It gives off a vibe that you're trying to look more threatening than you really are because you realize you have no power or authority in life, and that terrifies you.

Savage

 

[fvckm3]

I am autistic and an asshole, but I do realize what I am doing. Payback is a bitch.

Ayoooo! He's autistic!!
You heard him boys, "payback is a bitch"
Let this grown ass man sperg, he knows precisely what he's doing
lol i love it!!

So you going to show us your handwriting or not Michael, I mean, Jared?

DeadlyFoez, please share some handwriting samples. I think you will enhance your enjoyment here if you do that.
Also, tell us more about yourself. I want to know more

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Ayoooo! He's autistic!!
You heard him boys, "payback is a bitch"
Let this grown ass man sperg, he knows precisely what he's doing
lol i love it!!



DeadlyFoez, please share some handwriting samples. I think you will enhance your enjoyment here if you do that.
Also, tell us more about yourself. I want to know more

Whether he realizes it or not, his long initial post wasn't an introduction, it was a confession.

You raped your own child and blamed your mental ill nephew for it.

If there's any justice in this world you'd be hanging yourself in a prison.