Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Attacking people that can't defend themselves is more his style.
Attacking Jarbo. Why is all these people's go to thing instead of addressing the issue, to attack their go to enemy? I don't even like Maddox and Jarbo, but this is just getting pathetic. Maddox evil, Matt evil. It's not 2018. Does this stuff really still get over with their fans?
 
I'm Spartacu-- I mean former paypig. After the Mint Salad shit, everything about the show felt... off, like I'd just put on the glasses from They Live for a moment.
What exactly happened after the mint stuff other than the clip of Dick raging about me on the episode after that I stopped listening to the show entirely. But I keep hearing people saying that the show really went downhill after that but I have no frame of reference for it since I stopped watching.

Per Rackets, Dick has said NO to the debate with PPP!

PPP WON!
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thanks for trying to set that shit up
 
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Timestamps for episode 223:

(Blue text is my personal commentary)

26:43 Dick says "Woah, phew, I don't think you can say that anymore, Sean...", leading Sean to worry and say "w...what, what did I say"? The word he said was "vinegar". (Dick's been doing this gimmick for a little while, and like, I get the joke, but it's getting a little exhausting. Like, I get that he's making fun of overzealous psychos censoring shit, but his gimmick's getting long in the tooth. Though he did parlay it into a thing about a Chinese teacher getting suspended for teaching his class how to say "no" in Chinese, which is spoken like "ni-gaa". You know, like the word NIGGER.)

1:34:00 Dick compares Kyle Rittenhouse to people who try to interfere with thieves shoplifting at Walmart

1:35:39 The guy who made Colony Siege, JohnsonBrown, tells listeners to join the Patreon Discord to get a free copy of his game. (This is right after Dick ranted about not doing any more work for your employer than exactly what you're paid for, which, the JohnsonBrown is kinda doing, pointing listeners towards the TDS Discord to get a key for his game. Colony Siege is $20 on Steam with no launch discount at all, OR you can give Dick $1 and get a key that way, totally cucking the guy out of his cash.)

1:54:15 Dick insists the loli/pedo shit is like the 90's "Mortal Kombat and Night Trap will turn your kids into criminals!" scare... again. (Keep diggin' that hole, Dick.)

2:07:32 Voicemail time: Caller Phil from CO mocks Kyle Rittenhouse for being driven to the protest by his "mommy" (keep in mind, Kyle is 17). He was really really obnoxious so I skipped through his long call and he ended with "Sean, I wanna suck your wee-wee".

2:20:13 Yet another caller agrees with Dick on Kyle Rittenhouse (GEE IT SURE IS INTERESTING HOW ALL OF THESE VOICEMAILS AGREE WITH DICK, I WONDER WHERE ALL THE VOICEMAILS ARE THAT DISAGREE?! SURELY DICK WOULDN'T JUST PLAY VOICEMAILS THAT AGREE WITH HIM, RIGHT?! RIGHT?!)

2:21:29 Dick says he wants to see the movie Weird Science cancelled by the right because the kids in the movie brag about being 15 and, the girl is 23. (I've never seen it so I don't really know much about it, it came out before I was born and its never really been discussed much since, it's one of those boomer things where the only people that care saw it when it was new. But, uh, I guess Dick doesn't understand that the entire right wing isn't into canceling pop culture, since that's a left-wing thing, and if anything, they should be the ones to cancel Weird Science.)

REALLY, DICK? WEIRD SCIENCE SHOULD BE CANCELLED BUT CUTIES IS A-OK?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING YOU FAT HELLSHIT

Generally this episode was kinda bad, the testicle hernia guy was tolerable but if you believe a word he said or give him money, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. Sean did not step out of line this episode.
 
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What exactly happened after the mint stuff other than the clip of Dick raging about me on the episode after that I stopped listening to the show entirely. But I keep hearing people saying that the show really went downhill after that but I have no frame of reference for it since I stopped watching.

Other than the show being really boring, Covid-19 happened, and his dumb Maddox Funeral got cancelled. So it was bad take after bad take on the coronavirus for weeks (the hot wheels guy even called him out in one episode, saying he was only mad about his event being stopped), and then @BIG_BRAD talked to Jamie.
 
Hmm.... Legally definable as pedophilia. Gonna leave this here in case Dax anyone is unclear.

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What exactly happened after the mint stuff other than the clip of Dick raging about me on the episode after that I stopped listening to the show entirely. But I keep hearing people saying that the show really went downhill after that but I have no frame of reference for it since I stopped watching.
Honestly, nothing except bitching that people don't like him or his takes. A bunch of weird guests that I don't even remember because they left that big of an impression on me. Ended up having to listen to the episodes in chunks and just stopped listening all together when the Cuties stuff became all he could think about.

He's just gone around in circles since Covid started because he can't do whatever he wants right now. After the "Maddox Funeral" got cancelled he immediately started on this weird defensive routine that hasn't stopped and seems to have only gotten worse over time. He's become everything he used to bitch about before the Lolsuit and in TBPITU. Every time he brings in something about Covid, Sean would challenge it asking him where he got the data, who did the study, etc, but never straight answers. Like I said before, the Mint Salad stuff was like putting on the glasses from They Live and seeing all the bullshit spewing from his dick holster. It does seem like Sean is getting increasingly frustrated with Dick's behaviour.
 
I still can't blame Sean for sticking around for an eady gig, and I sincerely hope he pulls back before shit splashes on him.

This might be way too much of a Boomer reference, but is anyone familiar with the John Wayne flick "The High and the Mighty?" Phil Harris plays a character who belongs to a club that has meetings where they complain to each other about the little things that get under their skin. "And you know, after we have a big cry about the little stuff, the big stuff doesn't seem so bad."

That's what TDS was at its height-- a colorful group bringing in their petty grievances and making mountains out of what they knew were molehills. It was amusing and a little cathartic. It's what Maddox never grasped when he would bring things like "female genital mutilation" in as a problem and get curbstomped by "round toothpicks."

But, really starting with his huge freakout at Asterios for gossiping, it lost that and became "manbaby screeches about politics and being bullied online." I finished shows feeling jaded or anxious, rather than cheerful.

For a guy whose best material is "Maddox doesn't understand his own jokes," he sure doesn't understand what made his own show any good.
 
The first couple of times I popped in this thread it was overwhelmingly positive and I was just curious to see what people were saying. It sort of turned into a 50/50 split when the texts came out and I subsequently lost interest. Now I come in here and it's full of Daxfectors and people saying "Yeah I used to think he was alright." I'm not even saying this to disparage the guy but the repetition of the phrase "KarenFarms" reminds me of when my mom first discovered the term Karen. She is almost 60. When did Maddax become a Boomer?
 
The first couple of times I popped in this thread it was overwhelmingly positive and I was just curious to see what people were saying. It sort of turned into a 50/50 split when the texts came out and I subsequently lost interest. Now I come in here and it's full of Daxfectors and people saying "Yeah I used to think he was alright." I'm not even saying this to disparage the guy but the repetition of the phrase "KarenFarms" reminds me of when my mom first discovered the term Karen. She is almost 60. When did Maddax become a Boomer?
He simply just doesn't want to admit he's wrong. Cuties, the cringe texts, unironically saying KarenFarms, whatever. He isn't wired to just own up and say "my bad, that was gay", so he doubles down against the advisement of everyone.
 
The first couple of times I popped in this thread it was overwhelmingly positive and I was just curious to see what people were saying. It sort of turned into a 50/50 split when the texts came out and I subsequently lost interest. Now I come in here and it's full of Daxfectors and people saying "Yeah I used to think he was alright." I'm not even saying this to disparage the guy but the repetition of the phrase "KarenFarms" reminds me of when my mom first discovered the term Karen. She is almost 60. When did Maddax become a Boomer?
To be fair, my middle school students also throw “Karen” around to mean “my literal teacher whose job is to keep my disobedient ass in line.” Dax is in the finest intellectual company on this.
 
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