🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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It was Harrison Smith, filling in for Knight, that had Ralph on. I honestly don't think David would be okay with Ralph. He's the only one at Infowars that actually calls out Alex when he lies. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think David is a decent guy.
well that sucks, now hes going to come back wondering why the hell the comments are at war with the channel and who the fuck ethan ralph is, be hilarious if we got yet another non-anon alog

Honestly, I find it disgusting that InfoWars is acting this way. These guys were tossed off of EVERYWHERE and now suddenly they’re pro-censorship. I’d say at least 75% of the people in this and perhaps KiwiFarms as a whole had respect for them and wait they supposedly stood. I guarantee you almost anyone who sees this shit will immediately lose that respect. Absolutely fucking mental how many people are willing to bend over backwards and destroy their reputations for Ralph.
i try and understand it but i cant, he doesnt have any likable qualities, keem i get because he's keem's capo, gaytor and bibble are his pet niggers so i get them theyre pitiful creatures, his fans i guess are just incels who will be entertained by the only place confirming their biases without questioning their hypocrisy, but infowars doesnt need ralph, jim didnt ralph, warski really doesnt need ralph even, yet even twitter is bending for him

i mean its not like you can defend him either so no one is going to say "oh this is a reasonable exception to free speech"
 
Honestly, I find it disgusting that InfoWars is acting this way. These guys were tossed off of EVERYWHERE and now suddenly they’re pro-censorship. I’d say at least 75% of the people in this and perhaps KiwiFarms as a whole had respect for them and wait they supposedly stood. I guarantee you almost anyone who sees this shit will immediately lose that respect. Absolutely fucking mental how many people are willing to bend over backwards and destroy their reputations for Ralph.
At this point they gotta either fully sweep it up, aka they gotta bust out the Clorox and the sponges and get down into the dirt, either they gotta concede to the barrage thats happening in the comments, issue an apology, feign ignorance, and start ayyy lawwwging gunty for 5 episodes straight for repentance ( their version of Hail Marys ).
 
At this point they gotta either fully sweep it up, aka they gotta bust out the Clorox and the sponges and get down into the dirt
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Infowars is probably just salty that they have been tossed off every respectable platform, and saw a kindred spirit in Ralph. This is not pre-2018 Infowars. If it were, Ralph being on there would be quite the feather in his cap. As it stands, he got invited to briefly fill dead air, for a dying media company, owned by a complete fucking lunatic. Nobody with a half a brain is impressed with this.

Can I get a direct link to the comments, BTW?
 
Forgive my formatting but it's my first post here, I just wanted to post this: https://archive.md/71cOK


I don't know what to make of his dilated pupils but to be fair all these pictures are somewhat grotesque, I can't believe out of all his pictures these were his best.

Damn, I had not seen those pictures yet.

I was going ask if he always looked sad, then I remembered who we were talking about.
 
Infowars is probably just salty that they have been tossed off every respectable platform, and saw a kindred spirit in Ralph. This is not pre-2018 Infowars. If it were, Ralph being on there would be quite the feather in his cap. As it stands, he got invited to briefly fill dead air, for a dying media company, owned by a complete fucking lunatic. Nobody with a half a brain is impressed with this.

Can I get a direct link to the comments, BTW?
Nah. Harrison Smith is a C list info wars host who only fills in when Owen whatever his name is can't make it to air. He pulls nobodies like Ralph as guests because he is on their level. This is the guy who had Royce and Mersh as guests if that gives you an idea of his relevance.
 
Forgive my formatting but it's my first post here, I just wanted to post this: https://archive.md/71cOK


I don't know what to make of his dilated pupils but to be fair all these pictures are somewhat grotesque, I can't believe out of all his pictures these were his best.

Yung Ralphamale has an absolutely uncanny resemblance to Bruce Bogtrotter in Matilda. Did Ralph perhaps see himself in this scene, and thus plant the seed for his Scat fetish?
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At this point they gotta either fully sweep it up, aka they gotta bust out the Clorox and the sponges and get down into the dirt, either they gotta concede to the barrage thats happening in the comments, issue an apology, feign ignorance, and start ayyy lawwwging gunty for 5 episodes straight for repentance ( their version of Hail Marys ).
I can believe the host might have been blissfully unaware of anything Ralph has done aside from getting booted off Youtube. I can even believe that he was told by Ralph that DA A-LAWGS were gonna show up in the comments go post ā€œliesā€ about him. What I won’t tolerate is the behavior on display here. They bent over to lick the guntcrease because they are shameless grifters who can’t afford to have anybody post the truth about their scam.

To me it’s an admission that they can’t afford to lose any of their financial backers because they’ve accepted their growth is over. Just like Donga, they’re reduced to streaming for the same tiny diehard audience where losing even one active participant will hurt. They will continue to grift and suck money from the same people who loyally consume Super Male Vitality until the day they die. A thin veneer of ā€œprinciplesā€ and ā€œpolitical beliefsā€ to mask the fact they stand for nothing other than making money.

Nah. Harrison Smith is a C list info wars host who only fills in when Owen whatever his name is can't make it to air. He pulls nobodies like Ralph as guests because he is on their level. This is the guy who had Royce and Mersh as guests if that gives you an idea of his relevance.
Jesus Christ, that’s fucking sad. How did this homo even get on InfoWars? He’s like a physical manifestation of the average DLive paypiggy throwing lemons at his e-daddies.
 
Yung Ralphamale has an absolutely uncanny resemblance to Bruce Bogtrotter in Matilda. Did Ralph perhaps see himself in this scene, and thus plant the seed for his Scat fetish?
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Ralph wouldn't have needed an auditorium's worth of encouragement to finish the cake. He'd be done and screaming for more before the Trunchbull finished her speech.
 
This is the guy who had Royce and Mersh as guests if that gives you an idea of his relevance.

Oh, Jesus tapdancing Christ. Who actually listens to RotC?

Amusingly, that would mean they're doing even worse with Ralph. RotC still has a fucking YouTube channel, instead of being exiled to the cursed earth that is DLive.
 
I'm going to attempt to stream snipe tonight. I have an OBS overlay all set up. It's basic. I may not even talk, but I have a couple of bingo games ready to go. I'll start at Ralph's start time.

Don't expect it to even be Xander levels of entertaining, it'll be lower. I have one gif setup of him blowing smoke, I'm open to changing it. It might drive me to suicide. I haven't listened to a full, unadulterated stream in a long time.
Are you the guntretort stream guy on dlive right? if not what's your channel>

not that I will watch it instead of whatever Godwinson has planned tonight, but for posterity.
 
Ralph personally re-enacted the scene on his 20th birthday. View attachment 1589888
This picture always makes me feel a little sorry for Ralph. It's a nice picture of a nice cake his family game him. He's a young man in a happy moment.

Then I realize he's two years older in the picture than his current girlfriend and I just sort of stop.
 
I'm going to attempt to stream snipe tonight. I have an OBS overlay all set up. It's basic. I may not even talk, but I have a couple of bingo games ready to go. I'll start at Ralph's start time.

Don't expect it to even be Xander levels of entertaining, it'll be lower. I have one gif setup of him blowing smoke, I'm open to changing it. It might drive me to suicide. I haven't listened to a full, unadulterated stream in a long time.
If I wasn't feeling so fucking ghastly/ready to puke from just talking, I'd hop on via a Discord call or something with you.

Alas, I'll just take notes & be with you in spirit.
 
You know the sad part is that this is maybe the most attractive (acceptable) picture ever taken of Ralph, and it's seconds before he ate that entire tray of cake by himself with his hands.
I’d still say his post-jail selfie was the best he ever looked. He was a healthy weight, still motivated to do better but then he became mildly successful and the Gunt’s influence began to taint his mind. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a harder relapse than Ralph’s.
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EDIT: I’d also like to remind those that may have forgotten or those that are new that Ralph was at one time considered by some as a ā€œreformedā€ lolcow. Oh how far he has fallen since then. May this thread grow forever longer and produce countless bountiful harvests for us a-logs to feast upon.
 
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Ralph personally re-enacted the scene on his 20th birthday. View attachment 1589888
The hole in the wall and the hammer has always been what gets me about this picture.
Is this inside the crackshack? Anyone know how long they've been living there?

Nah. Harrison Smith is a C list info wars host who only fills in when Owen whatever his name is can't make it to air. He pulls nobodies like Ralph as guests because he is on their level. This is the guy who had Royce and Mersh as guests if that gives you an idea of his relevance.
Harrison Smith is the same cunt who had Ralph on the last time he was on Info Wars (after the WSJ thing), he was acting like a fan girl and saying how much he loved the KS, don't know if he meant it or if he's just looking to network like all of these pieces of shit usually are.
 
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I’d still say his post-jail selfie was the best he ever looked. He was a healthy weight, still motivated to do better but then he became mildly successful and the Gunt’s influence began to taint his mind. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a harder relapse than Ralph’s.
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This is your life before taking the gunt pill.
 
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