Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 53 12.2%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.4%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 140 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 3.9%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 21 4.8%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.5%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    433
His reason for being upset seems to be that he slid his chair against newly laid peel and stick flooring and it ripped.
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apparently “for a bit” is 20 minutes
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Lou’s Biggest Fan said:
Just stand up and pull your chair forward or push it back if you need to adjust you fucking spazz.
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He can't stand up, his foot hurts and bleeds and is rotting off!

And he's fat.

Inspiration struck me.
In my pantry there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because my house is big.

Throw transport down the well
So my pantry can be free
We must make transport easy
Then we’ll have a big party

In my pantry there is problem
And that problem is the Lou
He eat everybody food
And he never buy it back

Throw the Lou down the well
So my pantry can be free
You must grab him by his beard
Then we have a big party

If you see the Lou coming
You must be carefull of his grift
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do
 
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JaneThough said:
That doesn't look freshly laid. #1, it's filthy as fuck. #2, my parents have the exact same thing in their laundry room that they put down 30 years ago.
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Linoleum flooring looks pretty unappealing in most environs; its general advantages are that it’s cheap to buy, cheap and easy to lay, and easy to clean in the instance that you live with a giant baby who leaves a slug-like trail of fast food grease throughout the house. Desk chair wheels do tend to damage floors, though — especially floors covered with debris and grime because you can’t even be bothered to clean the linoleum, and especially if the person in the desk chair weighs a quarter of a ton.

Plastic chair guards for preventing this shit are a thing, but good luck getting Lou to buy one that isn’t $250 because it has a picture of Wonder Woman on it.

e: using “linoleum” as a blanket term for the cheap peel-and-stick shit.
 
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Next Task said:
I'd think he has some big purchases in mind so was providing cover for how he could afford them, but he's too moronic to be that wily. If he wants something he'll tweet about buying it on the same day he begs for food money because he thinks he deserves it.
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It's the new XBox series console. He talks about it all the time and it's price, and how (please, pretty please?) he hopes to buy it. It's ironic, I thought DSP was the most pathetic beggar, but at least he tries something by streaming for his begging bucks and tries to provide "entertainment". Lou? Lou wants money because he's a furry """"tranny"""" with a hole in his foot posting on twitter.
 
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Because you don’t need help, Lou. And everybody can fucking see it. You block half the website because they don’t agree with you on shit as petty as pizza toppings, you regularly go through fits where you block anybody new that follows you, you chase off the majority of people that might actually give a shit about you, you broadcast to the world that being close to you means that you’ll get logged here in this thread and most people are terrified of this website, you stalk and try to emulate people that call you out and are more successful than you, you sexually harass your “idols”, you post nasty gore photos of your injuries with shitty trigger warnings that don’t work, and 99% of all your tweets are either begging for money on a daily basis or starting slap fights with people you don’t know and then getting mad when people do it back to you.

Nobody wants anything to do with you, you are a living red flag in every context of your existence, like a giant flashing neon sign that says to everybody around you “I will make your life worse simply by existing in proximity to you”.

That’s why your beg posts get no attention.

You’ll be back to political sperging in a matter of days if not hours. You’re addicted to it.
 
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Oh Ok Yeah That's Cool said:
I know Lou! I too hate when there are literally millions of other people in this world that need help and are in true dire straights but no one pays attention to me! It's like I'm not even important in the grand scheme or something!
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The entire Pacific Northwest is on fire and hundreds of thousands of people are being affected with tens of thousands being out on imminent evacuation orders while the air quality is so bad the light in some areas is blood red, but Louie Boy in comfy liberal Greensburg needs to buy some pencils for his nephew and has an ouchie on his foot so he clearly is the one most deserving of your money:'(

Real talk and a bit of MATI for a bit, Lou’s sense of entitlement is probably the thing that pisses me off more than anything else about him. It’s one thing to be a lazy piece of shit and leech off everybody around you but to see natural disasters going on destroying the lives of other people and still go “I’m not getting free money for doing nothing, what the fuck???” it takes a special kind of vile that only Lou could achieve.
 
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