Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

He'd find his equals in John S Bulla's (PBUH) old stomping grounds in Pensacola.

 

[Meredith Swift]

No matter what city he goes to, he's gonna get mugged his first day there because he'll be flashing his hookerbux to try and pick up local toothy girls
and he'll definitely get blacklisted by every local law firm within a couple weeks

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

It's Vegas or Reno. He can't afford Amtrak plus hookers, so he's minimizing the distance between himself and the hookers. Once he gets banned from all the brothels in Nevada, will he slink back to SLC or just an hero?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Maybe we could put a poll to vote on where Russell will move, if he ever does. Personally, I don't think he'll move; it's too expensive, and judging by his living conditions he's either living off the bank of mom and dad, or his income is so small that he doesn't have that kind of money to blow (heh) on a move. Remember, the costs associated with moving would cut into his lawyer and hooker funds.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Maybe we could put a poll to vote on where Russell will move, if he ever does. Personally, I don't think he'll move; it's too expensive, and judging by his living conditions he's either living off the bank of mom and dad, or his income is so small that he doesn't have that kind of money to blow (heh) on a move. Remember, the costs associated with moving would cut into his lawyer and hooker funds.

My vote is that he isn't going to move. He's going to get convicted and probably spend some time on probation and he'll be forbidden from leaving the state. We all know how he loves being told what to do, so that'll go over like a pork roast at a bar mitzvah. I bet he violates that and spends more time in jail.

 

[TractorGirl]

It's Vegas or Reno. He can't afford Amtrak plus hookers, so he's minimizing the distance between himself and the hookers. Once he gets banned from all the brothels in Nevada, will he slink back to SLC or just an hero?

Is it really that hard to find a local hooker (genuine question?) Is it the fact he can openly brag about using the legal brothels that’s the appeal? I know one ran up his tab at dinner, but surely there’s more than just one hooker in SLC??

 

[break these cuffs]

Is it really that hard to find a local hooker (genuine question?) Is it the fact he can openly brag about using the legal brothels that’s the appeal? I know one ran up his tab at dinner, but surely there’s more than just one hooker in SLC??

I don't think it's that easy to find them online anymore. They shut down Craigslist personals and Backpage. The FBI seized Backpage and charged the owner with human trafficking. I'm sure there are smaller sites out there somewhere, but I I'd expect them to be more discrete given the potential consequences and Russ is an idiot. I don't see Russ cruising around for streetwalkers if he even had a car, although no doubt he would get robbed and it would be funny.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'd laugh my ass off seeing some saggy pants pimp grab Russ by his tie and shake him down for money.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Is it really that hard to find a local hooker (genuine question?) Is it the fact he can openly brag about using the legal brothels that’s the appeal? I know one ran up his tab at dinner, but surely there’s more than just one hooker in SLC??

They're hard to find since FOSTA got passed. He might have luck at massage parlors, but the women there tend to be rather plain, and don't meet Russ's "standards." There's a few escort sites but they're pretty skeevy.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Is it really that hard to find a local hooker (genuine question?) Is it the fact he can openly brag about using the legal brothels that’s the appeal? I know one ran up his tab at dinner, but surely there’s more than just one hooker in SLC??

Well I don't live in SLC and I don't look for prostitutes, but it's definitely harder than walking into a heavily advertised brothel. I think he's also too much of a giant pussy to find an illegal prozzie. He tried it once and she just danced on him, and he couldn't even have Hof give him his money back! Illegal prozzies have the ability to refuse him and he can't complain to anyone about it. You think a pimp is going to make his girl fuck a broke ass bamboo.n?

He might have luck at massage parlors, but the women there tend to be rather plain, and don't meet Russ's "standards."

Are there non-Asians? He doesn't like Asians.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Well I don't live in SLC and I don't look for prostitutes, but it's definitely harder than walking into a heavily advertised brothel. I think he's also too much of a giant pussy to find an illegal prozzie. He tried it once and she just danced on him, and he couldn't even have Hof give him his money back! Illegal prozzies have the ability to refuse him and he can't complain to anyone about it. You think a pimp is going to make his girl fuck a broke ass bamboo.n?


Are there non-Asians? He doesn't like Asians.

Some, it depends on the town.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'd laugh my ass off seeing some saggy pants pimp grab Russ by his tie and shake him down for money.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall when that happens. Between the pimp who can't understand Russ, and Russ who'll refuse to understand the pimp, that conversation would be comedy gold.

 

[Whatthefuck]

They're hard to find since FOSTA got passed. He might have luck at massage parlors, but the women there tend to be rather plain, and don't meet Russ's "standards." There's a few escort sites but they're pretty skeevy.

Not to mention the last time he tried a local girl he was sorely disappointed when he tried to woo her at Cheesecake Factory and she *gasp* drank alcohol and wasn't a 10. Also, IIRC he got her from Backpage and we all know that isn't really a resource for him anymore.

 

[Chungus]

The problem with the street hookers is they have a pimp that will absolutely beat Russell within an inch of his life when he pulls his normal shit around that type of hooker, and he knows this.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'd like to see him get ripped off by a local working girl, and then try to complain to the cops about it. That would be hilarious. Russ likes to invoke the specter of higher authority when trying to intimidate people and it's always funny when this doesn't work. He tried that with the female lawyer (whose name eludes me), and she turned the tables on him. I can see him being so laser-focused on being wronged he calls the cops, completely forgetting that prostitution is illegal in Utah.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I'd like to see him get ripped off by a local working girl, and then try to complain to the cops about it. That would be hilarious. Russ likes to invoke the specter of higher authority when trying to intimidate people and it's always funny when this doesn't work. He tried that with the female lawyer (whose name eludes me), and she turned the tables on him. I can see him being so laser-focused on being wronged he calls the cops, completely forgetting that prostitution is illegal in Utah.

Her name was Skye Lazaro. He had been thirsting over her for a while (she has a toothy smile) and tried to get a job at her firm, and of course they didn't hire him because he's an unqualified, litigious nightmare. When he wasn't hired he posted negative reviews of her law firm and called her stupid, and threatened on Facebook that he would have her disbarred. Nothing ever came of it, thankfully, so I hope he's left her alone.

 

[RussianParasite]

I'd like to see him get ripped off by a local working girl, and then try to complain to the cops about it. That would be hilarious. Russ likes to invoke the specter of higher authority when trying to intimidate people and it's always funny when this doesn't work. He tried that with the female lawyer (whose name eludes me), and she turned the tables on him. I can see him being so laser-focused on being wronged he calls the cops, completely forgetting that prostitution is illegal in Utah.

I can't decide if I want him to get back handed by a pimp or caught in a sting operation. Maybe both could happen?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

This is plentiful.

Russ blames “bad genetics” for his inability to hold a tan. He also claims that Madison, one of Beaches Tanning Center’s employees, “lead [him] on.” As one would expect, he suggests she and her female colleagues are discriminating against the disabled.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This is plentiful.

Russ blames “bad genetics” for his inability to hold a tan. He also claims that Madison, one of Beaches Tanning Center’s employees, “lead [him] on.” As one would expect, he suggests she and her female colleagues are discriminating against the disabled.

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Once again, Russell fails to grasp that women working in customer service cannot be rude to a customer lest they risk being fired, so of course they will pretend to get your info and pretend to give a shit about you and your plights.

I bet he slurped on in there a week later, "Madshhhun, you hibn't add me on Inshagram. I shhought you were inrushhed in me shinshe you ashhed for my usshermame. I'm shhorry I hab a dishabillidy but I shhought you were bebber dan that."

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

This is plentiful.

Russ blames “bad genetics” for his inability to hold a tan. He also claims that Madison, one of Beaches Tanning Center’s employees, “lead [him] on.” As one would expect, he suggests she and her female colleagues are discriminating against the disabled.

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He's almost 30 and he gets assmad that somebody wouldn't friend him on IG

I bet he was the kind of guy who'd stay awake all night wondering why somebody removed him from the Top 8 on MySpace.