Lolcow 03bgood / Blake Good - Fat Autist Mad About Everything

[chimpburgers]

He forgets all about the racism and discrimination that existed in the 50s. Nice going.

And he has a hateboner for new technology.

Nice salty ending to top it off. All the ingredients I look for in an 03bgood video and he delivered.

 

[chimpburgers]

Here's @Clay Claymore's latest 03bgood video.

 

[Overcast]

This guy is starting to become one of my favorite lolcows.

Just watched his "rifttrax" video. Holy shit that was hard to watch.

 

[Shokew]

To be brutally honest, unlike the cringecow I found recently, I'm just glad to see this shit taking off, IMHO..... Too bad I don't find him to be a lolcow s much as I cringe at how stupid and annoying he fucking is - and I'm loving how easy he thinks time travel is, for example. Motha-Fucking Fool.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Boy, 03bgood be has been on quite the "creative" sprint these days, hasn't he? He just put out a new video about negative reviews on IMDb about the movie "Tomorrowland".

God damn it...really?!

 

[chimpburgers]

He calls that one reviewer 13 but if I were to come across an 03bgood video for the first time and didn't know what he looks like, I'd have the picture in my mind that he's like an immature 13 year old himself in his attitude towards shit. Once again, his intolerance towards different opinions clearly shows.

But I'll give him one thing. He acknowledges that his ISIS references were shit but we all know he only stopped doing that cause he was getting a lot of flack for it which he deserved IMO.

 

[LordDarkrai]

I finally been watching his videos, one being that "Rifftrax" of his. I'm incredibly amused. That and the whole virtual console thing he goes on about. Thanks @Clay Claymore for the videos making it somewhat watchable.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

We're getting a lot of emotion from his left shoulder there.

 

[Sanshain]

Am I the only one who finds the most hilarious thing about him the fact he constantly screams about the content of modern media while also continually swearing, cursing and wishing incredibly lurid deaths upon anything he hates?

I mean, even Chris realized that kind of thing was idiotic on some twisted level. His rants at least have some kind of bizarre personal context instead of this screaming, empty vitriol.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Boy, 03bgood be has been on quite the "creative" sprint these days, hasn't he? He just put out a new video about negative reviews on IMDb about the movie "Tomorrowland".

God damn it...really?!

STOP HATING WHAT I LIKE!

I finally been watching his videos, one being that "Rifftrax" of his. I'm incredibly amused.

I've tried to watch some of his Riffs but had to stop partway through because he's simply not funny even with alcohol.

 

[Shokew]

I don't rely on IMDB to influence my opinion on movies like I used to, simply because I didn't know any better, of course- and even I feel this guy is fucking pathetic for letting this shit get to him like this. Opinions are opinions; how he can't even accept that confounds me, even though it shouldn't at all for any reason whatsoever...

 

[WWWWolf]

I finally been watching his videos, one being that "Rifftrax" of his. I'm incredibly amused. That and the whole virtual console thing he goes on about. Thanks @Clay Claymore for the videos making it somewhat watchable.

Watched the Rifftrax bit, too. That was quite an experience.

"That's not funny. That's not even unfunny."
- a comment from an alternate reality where Wolfgang Pauli became a pop culture critic instead of a physicist

 

[Sanshain]

His voice is painful to listen to. He sounds severely overweight, and gobbles an awful lot. I've never heard a voice that sounded as though its owner was speaking through a thin layer of treacle before.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I don't rely on IMDB to influence my opinion on movies like I used to, simply because I didn't know any better, of course- and even I feel this guy is fucking pathetic for letting this shit get to him like this. Opinions are opinions; how he can't even accept that confounds me, even though it shouldn't at all for any reason whatsoever...

And yet there are people that take IMDB's ratings as being the premiere source of whether a movie is good or not.

I'll be the first one to admit that they're usually pretty good but this is once the movie has been out for a while. Any popular movie when it first comes out is launched into the top 250. After a couple months it starts sliding down the scale until after a few years more "suitable" rating is decided when the hype has died down and people aren't going to the page to vote it up or down. And even then, a rating of 6.0 on a movie you like doesn't change the fact that you like that movie. Hell, there are people that unironically love "From Justin to Kelly" or "The Hottie and the Nottie" and these are considered some of the worst movies ever made. So it all comes down to preference and opinion and if you're getting angry at the opinion of others then you just have issues.

Even aggregator sites like Rottentomatoes or Metacritic aren't a good indication if you will like a movie. I saw "Lucy" and "It Follows" based on the previews and the critics responses to them. Both movies were underwhelming but got great reviews. So what does this actually mean?

It's simple. Don't let others tell you what you should like or not like. Make up your own damn mind and understand that there will always be people that see things differently than you.

 

[CornetteFace]

Jesus Christ, did this guy asphyxiate on Lego as a kid or something?

Shit I missed that part. But the bigger question would be "Would he also be drunk when he fucked her?"

Still, if I needed even more of a reason to hate him.

If he was drunk he'd be knocked out. Does not seem like a guy who can handle even the slightest amount of alcohol.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

If he was drunk he'd be knocked out. Does not seem like a guy who can handle even the slightest amount of alcohol.

Yeah, I could see that happening. I mean I'm not too keen on alcohol myself (had a hangover for three days after I drank some rum and coke when I was only 3 years old). But that's another topic entirely.

And yet there are people that take IMDB's ratings as being the premiere source of whether a movie is good or not.

I'll be the first one to admit that they're usually pretty good but this is once the movie has been out for a while. Any popular movie when it first comes out is launched into the top 250. After a couple months it starts sliding down the scale until after a few years more "suitable" rating is decided when the hype has died down and people aren't going to the page to vote it up or down. And even then, a rating of 6.0 on a movie you like doesn't change the fact that you like that movie. Hell, there are people that unironically love "From Justin to Kelly" or "The Hottie and the Nottie" and these are considered some of the worst movies ever made. So it all comes down to preference and opinion and if you're getting angry at the opinion of others then you just have issues.

Even aggregator sites like Rottentomatoes or Metacritic aren't a good indication if you will like a movie. I saw "Lucy" and "It Follows" based on the previews and the critics responses to them. Both movies were underwhelming but got great reviews. So what does this actually mean?

It's simple. Don't let others tell you what you should like or not like. Make up your own damn mind and understand that there will always be people that see things differently than you.

That's the problem I've got with internet movie review sites (as well as movie reviews in general). People like to think they're the end-all, be-all of opinions. So I can't say I'm surprised that our pal here is sperging about IMDb. On top of that, most of the reviews are pretty stupid anyway.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That's the problem I've got with internet movie review sites (as well as movie reviews in general). People like to think they're the end-all, be-all of opinions. So I can't say I'm surprised that our pal here is sperging about IMDb. On top of that, most of the reviews are pretty stupid anyway.

I think one of the funniest examples of this was for the Malcolm McDowell movie, "Suing the Devil". It's a bad Christian film with bad acting, bad directing and bad... everything else that the faithful lap up because the message is one they follow. There was a kerfuffle on IMDB when some atheists would get into arguments with the faithful on the movie. This led to the production company, supposedly, hiring a PR firm to spam the message board with positive messages and to report any and all posts that were negative.

In the end, the trolls on both sides walked away because there really wasn't any point to any of it. But one of the posters, who claimed to be a lawyer, wanted to sue the atheists for defamation and the cost of $25 million claiming that this is how much the movie could have made had everybody not been so mean about it. One of the points he brought up was that IMDB was the most trusted name in movies and how big studios looked at the ratings to determine if it was a movie they wanted to pick up or not. He was laughed out of the boards and deleted all his messages once this was pointed out to him not to mention that he couldn't even spell "subpoena" correctly.

But this seems to be the concept in most people's minds that because it's shown on IMDB, then the rating is somehow more valid than on any other site.

 

[JesusWithBazookaz79]

Funny how he apoligises about the isis thing yet he says people in Africa are more grateful and they dont have anything. Ohhhh yeaaah sure because starving children and poor people are grateful according to 03bgood.

I like how he calls the people on imdb retards yet he's the one whining and shitting your diaper over how people give movies negitive reviews and takes his anger out on his family because.....UHOH Anger issues.

He's getting upset over a bunch of 1 star reviews and letting it get to him. The only people that give that much of a shit about reviews are fucking losers. And yet again he's too stupid to realise that since his family didn't at least raise him properly or that maybe his parents didnt point out the things that make him look autistic and embarrassing so that way he wouldnt be bullied. But no because his parents are pretty fucking stupid and they think that their advice would help blake get through life in a positive viewing, and look at Blake now bitching about trolls, mamas boy, being offended over opinions and his endless hate for mature movies and games.

Heck! He doesnt listen to his own parents neither. He just go's on youtube and makes things so much worse for himself.

Also whilst being undercover in the Autisticpon5 Youtube account he told me that he isnt trusted to have his own facebook to himself since his mother made the account for him also controls it too because she worries about him (maybe she's delusional or she doesnt trust him) (i dont know if hes too stupid to even know how to sign up for a fucking facebook account or maybe he's stuck in his own fantasy world with toys and sonic merchi). Then why cant his mother Lisa Marie control his Youtube?

 

[Sanshain]

He has zero impulse control. It's kind of amusing, really. Poke him with a stick and he'll lash out like you've just caused him massive bodily damage. All while gobbling like a turkey.

EDIT: Did somebody just go down this entire page and assign everyone on it negative ratings?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He has zero impulse control. It's kind of amusing, really. Poke him with a stick and he'll lash out like you've just caused him massive bodily damage. All while gobbling like a turkey.

EDIT: Did somebody just go down this entire page and assign everyone on it negative ratings?

Yes he did. My guess is that it's the lolcow in question himself. He's such an edgelord.