Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

You can call me a simp, but I enjoy this drawing. It's autistic but aesthetically pleasing.
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Well folks, it's been fun, but I think this series has reached it's logical climax. There is only 2 major sagas remaining, and they are a massive downhill slide and I don't want to remember or review either of them any time soon or possibly at all: Brony Chris, and Idea Guy-influenced CPU Goddess Chris.

Thanks for the detailed recaps of OPL's life @SamuellyGenie , but I'm jumping off the train now.

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The using female pronouns for Chris really grates on my ear too. He will always be a male for me, because he is. No amount of play-dresses can change that. I understand why you had to do it and don't hold it against you Geno, I just can't stand it personally.
 
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I don't know how Geno feels about this personally, but he is aware that Chris watches him, and if I were in his shoes, I'd feel better making the series comfortable for Chris to watch. Not out of white knighting or some sense of morality. More just like, passive sympathy, like taking pity on a scared animal or something. I don't know if that's how Geno feels, but that is basically how he acts.
 
Geno's use of female pronouns is very cringeworthy.
Mad at the internet but I cannot bear this. I think this is probably the last episode of Geno's series I'll watch. As some have said, this is the climax of Christory too. There are some funny moments like Stephanie Bustcakes, his tantrum at one of the pony fuckers conventions and watching him try freeze his sperm or impregnate a lesbian, but overall it's depressing. I was looking forward to a dumbed down telling of the Idea guys or if somebody managed to make Quinn relationship seem interesting, but the political correctness and tiptoeing from now own because OPL decided to become a female is just something I'm not interested at all. I want to thank Geno for introducing me to some calls I wasn't planning on listening to at first (the father call and the nigger boyfriend one are awesome), but I've always had a better time reading the Cwciki on my own.

The first few episodes are great though, he managed to cover the early life of Chris in a neat way.
 
Mad at the internet but I cannot bear this. I think this is probably the last episode of Geno's series I'll watch. As some have said, this is the climax of Christory too. There are some funny moments like Stephanie Bustcakes, his tantrum at one of the pony fuckers conventions and watching him try freeze his sperm or impregnate a lesbian, but overall it's depressing. I was looking forward to a dumbed down telling of the Idea guys or if somebody managed to make Quinn relationship seem interesting, but the political correctness and tiptoeing from now own because OPL decided to become a female is just something I'm not interested at all. I want to thank Geno for introducing me to some calls I wasn't planning on listening to at first (the father call and the nigger boyfriend one are awesome), but I've always had a better time reading the Cwciki on my own.

The first few episodes are great though, he managed to cover the early life of Chris in a neat way.
The series is going to go by much faster now that we've reached the end of the Classic Chris era.
But in regards to entertainment value, I think the series is going to probably get boring as we near present day.

While it might be fun and stuff to see folks on here make possible cameos and such, it's not going to be the same. And by next year, it's pretty much over.
 
I wonder what Geno will do.

I mean, this is to be expected. We all know touching Chris is a curse. If you own any kind of media outlet, and you try to get it popular by focusing on Chris, you've essentially doomed yourself into only being about Chris, forever. Normally it's just "them" doing that kind of thing so we just point and laugh, but Geno was one of the rare instances of doing it in an unbiased, remote way. He's going to be really fucked when he runs out of content.
 
I wonder what Geno will do.

I mean, this is to be expected. We all know touching Chris is a curse. If you own any kind of media outlet, and you try to get it popular by focusing on Chris, you've essentially doomed yourself into only being about Chris, forever. Normally it's just "them" doing that kind of thing so we just point and laugh, but Geno was one of the rare instances of doing it in an unbiased, remote way. He's going to be really fucked when he runs out of content.
He already tried pushing another channel for “unbiased” tellings of other shit and streams often trying to get people interested in his music. If I were him, I would try to make a new documentary of another lolcow, even if it's not that successful.
 
I wonder what Geno will do.

I mean, this is to be expected. We all know touching Chris is a curse. If you own any kind of media outlet, and you try to get it popular by focusing on Chris, you've essentially doomed yourself into only being about Chris, forever. Normally it's just "them" doing that kind of thing so we just point and laugh, but Geno was one of the rare instances of doing it in an unbiased, remote way. He's going to be really fucked when he runs out of content.
From what it seems, I think he's already preparing for a Post-Chris future.
He's not only working on his Music, but he's also planning on doing other documentaries as well.

I don't know if they'll do as well as this particular documentary has, but Geno has the potential to continue making quality content.
 
The series is going to go by much faster now that we've reached the end of the Classic Chris era.
But in regards to entertainment value, I think the series is going to probably get boring as we near present day.

While it might be fun and stuff to see folks on here make possible cameos and such, it's not going to be the same. And by next year, it's pretty much over.

But if you look at it in a different manner, he can really drag out a lot of incidents that happened over his social media sperges aimed at the particular groups like the bronies, the blocking saga, him trying to make sense of politics like being opposed to the mean one Mr. Pmurt etc. It really depends on how deep or how important some aspects of his life are to Geno, and he can now pick and choose certain parts of his life, to tailor an episode to his liking. But really the only other notable event in his life was the Idea Guys, and I'm not sure how much he wants to explore those nutcases, he tends to tiptoe around showing people's identities, so I can't see him including many of the conversations between them and Chris, just what they managed to make Chris do and how that influenced the changes in the comics.

Speaking of which, the comics really haven't been relevant for a lot of the past episodes at all, since they often reflect upon the drama in that Chris experiences in his life, although at this point chronologically Chris is still "working on it".
 
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But if you look at it in a different manner, he can really drag out a lot of incidents that happened over his social media sperges aimed at the particular groups like the bronies, the blocking saga, him trying to make sense of politics like being opposed to the mean one Mr. Pmurt etc. It really depends on how deep or how important some aspects of his life are to Geno, and he can now pick and choose certain parts of his life, to tailor an episode to his liking. But really the only other notable event in his life was the Idea Guys, and I'm not sure how much he wants to explore those nutcases, he tends to tiptoe around showing people's identities, so I can't see him including many of the conversations between them and Chris, just what they managed to make Chris do and how that influenced the changes in the comics.

Speaking of which, the comics really haven't been relevant for a lot of the past episodes at all, since they often reflect upon the drama in that Chris experiences in his Life, although at this point he's still "working on it".
I originally thought Geno was going to make a Bob special, or a house fire special, or even now a DON'T CALL ANYONE special. That would force to break the chronological telling of events, but there's a lot of tiny details that can be played as a real documentary from those few days alone you could really milk some content from it.
 
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