Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

He’s also been doing that speed run invalidation for fucking years. He was in the YouTube comments dating the builds videos were using as outdated and therefore the run was invalid. I don’t understand why he’s so butthurt about speed runs of his game. Unless he’s actually self aware of how utterly pathetic it is to spend 6 years of your life making a shitty build that people defeat in 5 minutes or less.

Do you really expect the guy who spend 6 years making a shitty demo not be secretly mad at people who specialise in doing things as fast as possible?

 

[A Sign]

Keep trying Simp-chan! Adolphin maybe if you give him even more money he will take you to Olive Garden for a date! unlimited breadsticks only though and no choccy milk. And no cars as your Alex-kun is afraid of cars uwu

Alex also shows if you are an incel looking manlet you too can get in on the twitch thot simp train. Can a kiwi good with math please post the totals in USD he makes with that screencap alone?

 

[Μusk]

Keep trying Simp-chan! Adolphin maybe if you give him even more money he will take you to Olive Garden for a date! unlimited breadsticks only though and no choccy milk. And no cars as your Alex-kun is afraid of cars uwu

Alex also shows if you are an incel looking manlet you too can get in on the twitch thot simp train. Can a kiwi good with math please post the totals in USD he makes with that screencap alone?

You aren't gonna believe how much fucking money is within this visible part of the table alone: 14885.79 US DOLLARS And of course chubbiestthread and aseriesofbadchoices (username checks out) all donated an amount of bits with no equivalent of change, meaning that they probably each donated $728 and $632 at once respectively. I can understand adolphin being Alex's simp, but who the fuck is this random person deaths_rose who donated over $4000 to Alex?

 

[Computer Guardian]

so aparently there's this clip where alex told a viewer to eat this cactus and die according to this guy who has the clip but Alex is copyright striking every single trace, including any reuploads, even the one this guy had before it was taken down.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

so aparently there's this clip where alex told a viewer to eat this cactus and die according to this guy who has the clip but Alex is copyright striking every single trace, including any reuploads, even the one this guy had before it was taken down.

Well then, here's the audio clip in question of Alex telling someone to sodomize a cactus then eat it and die with a little video animation to go along with it.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

so aparently there's this clip where alex told a viewer to eat this cactus and die according to this guy who has the clip but Alex is copyright striking every single trace, including any reuploads, even the one this guy had before it was taken down.

This must be part of his super elaborate plan of hate and shame 2. Destroy all evidence before speaking about all the misinformation . “I never said that. And if I did it was out of context and they deserved it. But you can’t upload it because it’s not fair use. I didn’t give permission to upload my voice.”

We should be on the lookout for his other instances of being an asshole and make sure they’re archived.

 

[2007 Ford Five Hundred]

Alex keeps churning out those bugfixes.
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How did your spaghetti manage to fuck something like that up? On second thoughts, I really don't want to know.

Spoiler: attempts at fixes

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Work being spent on things that shouldn't have been allowed to occur in the first place, as usual.

"Attempted to fix..." Whats the bet Alex spent 5 minutes looking at his spaghetti code, didn't manage to fix the bug, and added it to the list because it was still 'hard work on the game'?

Not that any of the other bugs were actually fixed, mind you.

I'm starting to wonder when (or if) Alex is going to start working on Amai. At this rate, the pandemic will probably be over well before work on Amai begins, all while Alex continues to "attempt to fix" bugs that shouldn't even have existed in the first place.

Oh, and I'd like to mention that at one point, he claimed that all builds following whichever one contained a fully functional Osana (whenever that'll happen) would be released for a cost of $5 each. Wonder what damage that'll do to his fanbase, seeing as most of them only played the game because it was free.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Oh, and I'd like to mention that at one point, he claimed that all builds following whichever one contained a fully functional Osana (whenever that'll happen) would be released for a cost of $5 each. Wonder what damage that'll do to his fanbase, seeing as most of them only played the game because it was free.

>getting end users to pay for the privilege of testing your software
Holy shit Alex really is following the Windows 10 philosophy

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

If you think the idea of Alex asking $5 for testing is bad, just wait until he decides that distributing it through his patreon isn't fancy enough (Those are donations, not purchases, duh), so he has to set up a viable ecommerce or steam account to sell it through. Something tells me he would avoid steam as he'd probably get slapped with an 18+ rating on it. So that means the master of spaghetti code gets to either beg a bunch of volunteers, or bust out some code himself. I look forward to seeing Alex leak tens of thousands of preteen details to the web.

 

[SIGSEGV]

If you think the idea of Alex asking $5 for testing is bad, just wait until he decides that distributing it through his patreon isn't fancy enough (Those are donations, not purchases, duh), so he has to set up a viable ecommerce or steam account to sell it through. Something tells me he would avoid steam as he'd probably get slapped with an 18+ rating on it. So that means the master of spaghetti code gets to either beg a bunch of volunteers, or bust out some code himself. I look forward to seeing Alex leak tens of thousands of preteen details to the web.

"SSL injection? Never heard of it."
Alex, probably

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Alex keeps churning out those bugfixes.
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How did your spaghetti manage to fuck something like that up? On second thoughts, I really don't want to know.

Spoiler: attempts at fixes

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Work being spent on things that shouldn't have been allowed to occur in the first place, as usual.

Spoiler: changes to points

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TL;DR - more points for perving on Alex's favorite waifus. More ways of earning points never coming because demo will never be remotely stable.

This is making me irrationally angry in ways that shouldn't exist.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Copystriked from YouTube? Enjoy having it archived here forever, Alex.
Alex Mahan AKA EvaXephon AKA Yanderedev cactus rant. Alex sells cactus dildo and cactus accessories. Code name: "Consume the cum cactus"

I rate this quote 3/5 black hats. Imagine being this mad in a video game. That's what no pussy does to a motherfucker. Also, imagine never having sex in your life and then saying this about cacti. Hey Alex, sorry women treat your dick like cactus. I've seen your rants about women though, so I have to assume you've gone on cactus rants to women who wouldn't date you.

Scoutus bot. Do me a favor, do me one favor, would ya?
I need you to find a cactus, all right? Then I need you to stick that cactus up your ass, then vigorously VIOLENTLY shove it in and out of your ass. Then I need you to take the shit covered blood covered cactus, and I need you to start deepthroating it. Just fucking, just take it all inside of your mouth, and just, fucking, ram it in and out of your mouth, until your entire throat is just bleeding and raw, and shit covered, from the bloody shit covered cactus. Then i want you to fucking choke to death on the cactus. CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME BUDDY? Thanks. >: (

Really hoping that this post has enough searchable terms to show up on Google if you search "yandere simulator cactus rant"

 

[Μusk]

Lol

 

[easymodo]

Lol

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I really appreciate the fact that these all fall legally under fair use, I'll give them that.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

If you think the idea of Alex asking $5 for testing is bad, just wait until he decides that distributing it through his patreon isn't fancy enough (Those are donations, not purchases, duh), so he has to set up a viable ecommerce or steam account to sell it through. Something tells me he would avoid steam as he'd probably get slapped with an 18+ rating on it. So that means the master of spaghetti code gets to either beg a bunch of volunteers, or bust out some code himself. I look forward to seeing Alex leak tens of thousands of preteen details to the web.

Ahahaha. What a story, tan.

Lol

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For a moment I thought it was theguy who keeps spamming deepfakes of yanderedev. These have more quality than the other guy.

 

[Badonk Mantis]

Didn't the source code for this fucking game get leaked, or some shit.

 

[Μusk]

Didn't the source code for this fucking game get leaked, or some shit.

It didn't get "leaked". If you message Alex himself at yanderedev@mail.com, he'll give it to you if you ask nicely.

 

[Badonk Mantis]

It didn't get "leaked". If you message Alex himself at yanderedev@mail.com, he'll give it to you if you ask nicely.

Yeah give your Source code to some randos on the internet, that totally won't lead to some problems.

 

[Moon Pigeon]

Well then, here's the audio clip in question of Alex telling someone to sodomize a cactus then eat it and die with a little video animation to go along with it.
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I think the funniest thing about this clip is that it's not even good shit talking. He spent nearly a minute coming up with what even a 14 year old edgelord would consider too retarded and edgy to be good. It's like that autistic kid in COD lobbies who thought that just because an insult had more words, and more violence, and more poopy, it was better.

It's kind of a perfect representation for Yandere Simulator, actually. He took way too long to say so much that was so empty of meaning and so devoid of impact, and now people get to mock him for it.

Good shit.

 

[R34N1M470R]

New "bug-fixing" build. I haven't even read the thing above it, I'm just interested in the "bug-fixing". So don't assume I'm not saying anything about it because there's nothing there 'cause IDK

The 6th point is what interests me. Yesterday I watched a single video regarding YS and it was from a youtuber who's constantly speedrunning the builds (Hatsune Elissu). The video in question is here and even though part of it is apparently still doable, he says he fixed the "floating up the wall" one. I can't even begin to imagine why that would have happened in the first place but that doesn't matter really, it's Alex.

At the very least this shows that he's scrounging the internet to try and find what BS the players are encountering, just a little more. He did this back then, he still does it now. He won't "fix" the game, he will fix whatever is noticeable enough by creating problems elsewhere down the lines of spaghetti and call it a hard-working day. He IS still making money so he has no reason to stop really.