Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Look guys, maybe dax has a point. Maybe, just maybe, theres nothing inherently wrong with being a cuck wanting to fuck little girls. We just need to stop karen farming and accept that digitroon is right and doesnt deserve to be dragged out into the street and beaten for his carnal desire of kids.

Or maybe this whole thing is so fucking incredibly stupid because everyone involved has no concept of admitting they're wrong. Honestly, could go either way.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The reason Dax has nothing better to do during lockdown than tweet every waking hour is that he has no family or otherwise high-value relationships with people who can stand to be around him (or vice versa). People are just means to an end, even his girlfriend is just a clump of cells with useful holes and the ability to fuck him with a strap-on. His life is empty, unfulfilling, and without meaning and boy does it fucking show.

 

[Pissmaster]

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Calling it now, Dick disavows MABTW in 2023.

 

[Diabeetus]

Calling it now, Dick disavows MABTW in 2023.

Dick sues Maddox for 20 million dollars because he called him a Nazi.

 

[Cheetahman]

Cope Mastersimp presents: Men Are Better Women Than Women

 

[Had]

Dick sues Maddox for 20 million dollars because he called him a Nazi.

Dick sues someone for calling him a pedo

 

[Null]

 

[Quorthon]

"...and Boogie should be getting back to me any minute now, too."

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Do I get a membership card or something now?

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Not if the price of admission is "just don't be a pedophile"

That's literally everyone but a balding greasy haired LA-based Mexican Jew, some weird yt cuck and a fascist blob.

Man 2020 just keeps hitting those homeruns doesn't it?

 

[Clark_Ashton]

The reason Dax has nothing better to do during lockdown than tweet every waking hour is that he has no family or otherwise high-value relationships with people who can stand to be around him (or vice versa). People are just means to an end, even his girlfriend is just a clump of cells with useful holes and the ability to fuck him with a strap-on. His life is empty, unfulfilling, and without meaning and boy does it fucking show.

He reminds me of Anthony Cumia. But even he managed to find the strength to fight his crippling twitter addiction.

 

[I Digivolved Into A Loli?]

I might be really drunk but what's Dax saying here? Isn't he like the maddest person on the Internet right now?

 

[Was]

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I might be really drunk but what's Dax saying here? Isn't he like the maddest person on the Internet right now?

Isn't he *supposed* to be?

Imagine if he'd taken the opposite stance was being the loudest, craziest, angriest motherfucker on the internet *about this*. Those funny little numbers he brags about would double easy. But I guess selling your newphews' asses to digi and literally grooming girls to be used by your creepy yes-men is more important.

 

[Quorthon]

He reminds me of Anthony Cumia. But even he managed to find the strength to fight his crippling twitter addiction.

Anthony Cumia was actually funny at one point, though.

 

[soy_king]

Anthony Cumia was actually funny at one point, though.

Yeah, but O and A was definitely carried by Patrice O'Neill, who Asterios most closely parallels if we're going full on with the analogy.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

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I might be really drunk but what's Dax saying here? Isn't he like the maddest person on the Internet right now?

He knows goddamn well the power Twitter has in the normiesphere.

 

[Crystal Golem]

the price of admission is "just don't be a pedophile"

Hey I finally found something so easy I can do it in my sleep. Why does dax find this so hard again?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Hey I finally found something so easy I can do it in my sleep. Why does dax find this so hard again?

Because his waifu digi needs a white knight.

 

[Sped Xing]

He knows goddamn well the power Twitter has in the normiesphere.

None whatsoever except insofar as producing embarassing screenshots that get disseminated through facebook?

If you're using twitter for something other than light jokes and sale or gig announcements, you're fucking up.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

None whatsoever except insofar as producing embarassing screenshots that get disseminated through facebook?

If you're using twitter for something other than light jokes and sale or gig announcements, you're fucking up.

There's a reason it's become the defacto way politicians communicate themselves and getting news or support from companies though. Not saying I like or agree with it, as I agree with you that Twitter is a wasteland but for him to say normies don't care about Twitter is a slightly full of shit. Especially considering he has an SEO company.

 

[Sped Xing]

I guess it's a matter of how you define "normies." The people I work with probably don't have more than a vague notion of what twitter even is.

But Dax's potential SEO customers and any comedians or content creators he might want to collaborate with? Oh yeah, they have a twitter account.