🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[High Tea]

drumr828 put out an hour long video today. Has this chode heard of editing? Fuck man, put the whole goddamn killstream in your next video.

A lot of people have commentated about his vids being too long. Give us the highlights if it's supposed to be a gossip news show.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

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drumr828 put out an hour long video today. Has this chode heard of editing? Fuck man, put the whole goddamn killstream in your next video.

Another Jim wannabe I see

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

A lot of people have commentated about his vids being too long. Give us the highlights if it's supposed to be a gossip news show.

He seems to miss the whole brand of his show, its called "The Just In" like its breaking news, he also does a voice style of old new reel, yet after the peppy sped up voice, he just shits out a full 20 min clip. Speed it up homie, you videos are shit and boring. Maybe show off your cool motorcycle again. That worked the last time.

 

[All becomes gunt]

A lot of people have commentated about his vids being too long. Give us the highlights if it's supposed to be a gossip news show.

If you push him hard he is probably gonna squeal about giving people the benefit of the context i'd bet or some other gay crap. Having your videos being slightly bigger effort than memology isn't something to feel proud of. Truth of the matter is the guy has no hot takes hard hitting points or banter and whenever he tries it out he comes off cringy as fuck ( based on his lover's spat with Jarbo ), and he knows this. He is insecure about this fact and it shows off at his videos since then, and that his insecurity is growing which is why he is diminishing his commentary more and more since then.

 

[FM Bradley]

A lot of people have commentated about his vids being too long. Give us the highlights if it's supposed to be a gossip news show.

The last two thirds is the entirety of PO's reading of Mr. Vickers's "Abort The Retort" response to "Faith's" statement.

Ralph's laziness is contagious.

 

[Guntkvd]

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Another Jim wannabe I see

If there any Jim wannabes lurking here, if you want your daddy Jim fame do a comprehensive Ethan Ralph timeline since a GG. We still don't have any good gunt lore videos, this is outright embarrassing.

 

[Captain Manning]

Metokur actually said something hilarious about Little, something along the lines of:

He ran for elected office in California and got like 1% of the vote on a platform of "Gas the kikes, Racewar now". Lol

It was actually 1.3%, he ran for the U.S. Senate, and Jim's not wrong. That's legit impressive considering A) it's California, and B) He finished 13th among 33 candidates.

Patrick Little - Ballotpedia

Ballotpedia: The Encyclopedia of American Politics

ballotpedia.org

Wait. It gets funnier! With some 90,000 votes cast for him, that's way more than both Cenk Uygur (10,000) and Brianna Wu (17,000) COMBINED.

Granted, Senate is a statewide vote, and the House is district based, but still: That's some funny shit.

 

[Mulp]

https://youtu.be/CRH2l6YZGDs

Oldie but goodie. I like hearing Ralph drunkingly threaten to dox someone's mum.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Holy fuck @theralph stfu and and go to sleep nigga! you are arguing with speds that have like 1 follower on twitter at 2:20 am.

edit: for that second statement.
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Edit: HOLY FUCK RALPH IS THE SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE THE JOKE HAS BECOME REALITY.

You havent done shit for white people Ralph. How delusional is this fat retard? For fuck sakes YOUR BOSS IS THE FUCKING CHINESE! THEY PAY YOU IN LEMON FAKE CRYPTO COINS THATS ALL MONEY LAUNDERING. NOTHING YOU DO IS FOR THE BENEFIT OF WHITE PEOPLE

hes saving the white race guys! now give the chinks your info so he can farm more lemons for the lemonade emperor. ignore all the results for him being an admitted scumbag dragging down any cause slightly right from gg to free speech to wherever, having a felon who admits to doxing people on 8ch sped wars like gg revolt is a pr boon!

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BEHOLD THE SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE JCAESER!

@theralph Dude, youve set back white people. 34 year old felon with a young girl who you snatched away and have been supplying drugs and booze. Youre a criminal who cant own a gun with a failed marriage who is planning to bring a child into the world that you, or your god forbid future wife are not ready for. Your fathers funeral service was at Pacos Fucking Tacos, you rep a city your not actually from and meanwhile your mother who did nothing but try to raise you right is dying not but 30 feet away from you.

Youre not furthering a cause, you host an internet radio show and pretend to be alt right but then cucking because you care more about money then free speech because you have no real job. Jimbo wont come on your show, Andy is a cokehead, Dax is a pedo and you had to pay Nora to come on.

Best of all, on a Saturday night, youre arguing with people on the internet rather then spending time with family or working to improve yourself. Youre an embarrassment to white folks.

 

[Haru Okumura]

The daily dose of cope has arrived:

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Along with a smoothbrain that either lacks critical information or is trying to give Ethan a little stiffy with his choice of imagery.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

The daily dose of cope has arrived:

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Ralph truly is the "eternal victim" always getting attacked by those darn alogs and trolls just like those SJWs Ralph used to shit on! What exactly is thriving to Ralph? Barely has 1000 true and honest viewers (used to have 8k+), when he does get over that it's mostly trolls and people waiting to see him have a meltdown. His own fanbase are some of the most low IQ speds on the internet and are starting to turn on him due to his optics cucking. He barely makes minimum wage when you factor in Gator's cut and cuts of other people he probably has to pay to show up on his show. He released his own sex tape to "own the trolls" and ruined the life of his psychopath girlfriend who will probably take a kitchen knife to his throat one day when he's passed out drunk on his mom's couch. He's deleting evidence of himself leaking the tape and denies he did it even with all the evidence showing it was him... I guess that's what winning is supposed to look like!

 

[Endu]

What do you think Ethan will do for Fai Fai during her 19th birthday? I'm envisioning one of those shitty grocery store cakes with that horrible frosting and 19 sniffs from his thumb to mark the occasion.

 

[Guntkvd]

The daily dose of cope has arrived:

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Along with a smoothbrain that either lacks critical information or is trying to give Ethan a little stiffy with his choice of imagery.

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Chorus 2X:
Cope harder, cope harder
Cope harder, cope harder

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

About Godwinson's interview. I saw people saying it was pointless. why do it and so on. Remember that Ralph sperged throughout the entirety of GG because of the Arby's joke. The only time he was finally able to sort of accept it was when he got out of jail, I imagine that by this point it would probably bother him again if people brought it up.
With that in mind, Godwinson's interview and any mentions of it will absolutely bother him.

Anyway, DLive must have been really pissed at him after the last show for him to go and virtue signal how much he hates Hitler. How can he pretend that this won't drive his audience away when the only appeal he has left is providing a hugbox for people that want to have their believes reaffirmed? Without that, the few viewers that are left will fuck off.

Remember how it all started with Baked after Ralph got out of jail? They called Baked a snake for turning on his audience, they said he jumped from trend to trend to try to make money. etc.

• Started as a leftist who hated conservatives and demanded people be fired for being homophobes
• Became part of GG with no real interest for video games or the movement other than promote himself
• Created a show that NO ONE watched because it was fucking horrible
• Lucked out when someone else made his show famous
• Turned on his audience to re-brand so he can fit in with his LA friends

If you replace GG with the alt-right/IBS then it pretty much applies to Baked as much as it does Ralph.
Baked was always a scumbag, but like they do with everything else these people reacted as if he had committed a horrible, unforgivable crime, but as soon as one of their friends does the same thing there will be nothing but silence.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

drumr828 put out an hour long video today. Has this chode heard of editing? Fuck man, put the whole goddamn killstream in your next video.

I liked this bit

Here's the whole thing, and yeah it is a bit long. "Brvty!" as "Bill S." wrote.

Part 1

Part 2

 

[Guntkvd]

About Godwinson's interview. I saw people saying it was pointless. why do it and so on. Remember that Ralph sperged throughout the entirety of GG because of the Arby's joke. The only time he was finally able to sort of accept it was when he got out of jail, I imagine that by this point it would probably bother him again if people brought it up.
With that in mind, Godwinson's interview and any mentions of it will absolutely bother him.

If Ralph really called Godwinson his final boss than yes interviews bother him. Ralph tries not to say PPP's name but he still slips up occasionally. On the other hand i don't think he mentioned Godwinson once. The Gunt fears the NEET Samurai.

 

[Wall Street mole]

What do you think Ethan will do for Fai Fai during her 19th birthday? I'm envisioning one of those shitty grocery store cakes with that horrible frosting and 19 sniffs from his thumb to mark the occasion.

I bet it involves lube. Maybe he'll direct, act in, film, produce, edit and publish another sextape - Booty and the Gunt Two: Gunttastic Sniffaroo.

 

[Vetti]

Can you imagine how crushing it will be when Faith celebrates her birthday in a few weeks at Ralph's instead of being with her parents?

 

[MeltyTW]

A substantial amount of posts in this thread have moved from "point and laugh" to genuine off-site trolling plans, a-logging and being MOTI. It's disappointing to see.

Ethan Ralph doesn't need your help to irreversibly destroy his life and make us all laugh. Take it easy lads.

I'm the savior of the kiwi race , ethan ralph is the biggest threat, he's the monster and if you criticize me or ignore the plan the gunt wins!

You have to remember that a lot of the posters in this subforum are former fans of the cow in question. It isn't just internet weirdos laughing at internet weirdos, it's speds angry that their internet father figures turned out to be guys like Ralph.

I'm here because the momentum of other sites mocking ralph waned as are others it seems

The daily dose of cope has arrived:

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Along with a smoothbrain that either lacks critical information or is trying to give Ethan a little stiffy with his choice of imagery.

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We did fail ralph, utterly broken and defeated and driven to madness live, good thing you aborted yourself by teaching your young incels to make bombs!

 

[Squire of Gothos]

What do you think Ethan will do for Fai Fai during her 19th birthday?

Ralph killing himself would probably be the greatest gift he could give her, but knowing how cheap Ralph is I'm guessing Netflix and chill... Probably gonna watch Cuties since that's Ralph's thing.

Can you imagine how crushing it will be when Faith celebrates her birthday in a few weeks at Ralph's instead of being with her parents?

Her birthday is actually this Thursday on the 17th. I wonder if Ralph will take the night off for it or if he'll spend the night yelling at his guests and angry tweeting like he usually does.