Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Omega Man]

Oweton is NW of Elysiansas. Thank God they are so strong. Strong like fucking Elephants. Webilous elephants, capering about in ashen cowls, feverishly pouring that sweet, sweet resin. Resin for victory! Normally for some sort of relief effort, production gets ramped up so that the benefits of said effort can be maximized. Now that she is donating shrinky-dink reechain profit to the relief effort, I am hoping the target will be bumped up to three $6 reechains a day. OK. I am a petty and miserable ass. For the record, I have donated 0 keychains to the cause, so what room have I? None. Although technically, in this chair from which I type, I would bet I have more room than the reechain distribution center potentate has in her chair. But we have already established that I am a petty and niggling misanthrope. Ooh. One of those previous words may be illegal now. Anyway, as has been pointed out on multiple occasions by the fine minds here at the Kiwi Algonquin Round Table, a free keychain for somebody that probably lost both their car and house is pretty tone deaf. It's like "free shoes for the double leg amputee." Free Ray Bans for that guy in Blue Oyster Cult who melted his eyes out when 3000 guitars caught all of the cities on fire...WITH ROCK AND ROLL.

I can't wait to see what happens next!

 

[marjoram]

Things have gone awfully quiet. Last community post was 18 hours ago ($301.50). Grift...er, donating cut-off time was 10am this morning, griftcards should be purchased and umm, distributed by now.
Come on Amy, come up with a plausible story and show us what you bought yourself.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Things have gone awfully quiet. Last community post was 18 hours ago ($301.50). Grift...er, donating cut-off time was 10am this morning, griftcards should be purchased and umm, distributed by now.
Come on Amy, come up with a plausible story and show us what you bought yourself.

She can't distribute the griftcards until she makes reechains to give out with them.

 

[marjoram]

She can't distribute the griftcards until she makes reechains to give out with them.

Thought she said she'd be done making the reechains to go with the griftcards by today I could be totally wrong though.

 

[Who Now]

She is quiet because she isn't done jerking it to watching ALR defending her. ALR obviously doesn't follow her on the regular or she would know why people don't trust Am ee. She has a known thief track record as well as a criminal one. Like ALR loves to say "Do your research". Doesn't take her own advice.

 

[Boxing Queen]

She is quiet because she isn't done jerking it to watching ALR defending her. ALR obviously doesn't follow her on the regular or she would know why people don't trust Am ee. She has a known thief track record as well as a criminal one. Like ALR loves to say "Do your research". Doesn't take her own advice.

right? of all hills to die on, it's for the woman that talks about "ching chong chang chong chinamen" and has her eyes on adding 300 to her 1k paypal grifts.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I will donate 100 American dollars if she changes the name of her channel to Grifty Glitter Bint.

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Sorry, I gotta PL just a little. These are so fucking bad. SO BAD! Resin casting is not a cheap hobby. If you want to make worthwhile pieces, you don't use glitter from the dollar tree, and the pours are lumpy, the mix is bad, there is no cohesiveness.

I know its Amy, mediocre is raising the bar for her, but god damn it, anyone who is dumb enough to buy one of these deserves to get grifted

 

[krazy orange cat]

Let's make keychains for the victims!!

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[Miss Misery]

Waaaait wait wait. Is she SERIOUSLY using VeggieTales??

DOES SHE SECRETLY MAKE HER KIDS WATCH VEGGIETALES SO THEY DON'T GET TOO MUSLIMED?

 

[krazy orange cat]

Waaaait wait wait. Is she SERIOUSLY using VeggieTales??

Amy's thumbnails are often filled with random clip art that she snags off the internet with no regard for what it is. I doubt she realizes that it's VeggieTales, or even that they are vegetables.

 

[faggotprincess]

She is so braindead if she thinks 50$ and a reechain is better than donating to an organization. This way I guess she can skim some money off.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I know absolutely nothing about the substances she's using to make the key chains - some sort of resin product, I assume but... if she's not going to wear gloves, should she not at least remove her jewelry in case she spills some on her hands or said jewelry? Shouldn't she have a fan at least, for better ventilation?

 

[Easy Peasy]

I cant tell what brand shes using, I've never seen that label or bottle type before. But it looks likes shes using cheap silicone jewelry molds you can get on wish or even Amazon. Not really my main gripe tbh, because you can do cool shit with really any silicone mold.

No gloves
Messy work space
Slap dash mixing
No real thought about color theory
Shes not taking in to account the weight of the vinyl shes cutting and suspending. Its heavier than the resin, and is going to sink, causing the ugly lumpy effect on the final product.

Resin cast jewelry is my side hustle/hobby and bish I am offended!



Edited to add hats because I'm mad on the internet and I pl'd

 

[Gawdamit]

Fat Amy the hero

 

[marjoram]

Yup-none of this proves anything, anything at all. No pics of the 6 griftcards? Not that that would prove anything either.
I don't trust the hijabed hippo as far as I could throw her

 

[FatappleePinup]

I dont know how to add them here, but Amy has some super cringey new tiktoks posted today. Dancing to Cotton Eyed Joe and lip syncing that you dont know her keychain loving not at all scamming for the wildfires heart.

@amyslifejourney is her user

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Let's make keychains for the victims!!

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How much for the monkey drowning in a puddle of his own sick?

NO SNOUTS!!!!

Spoiler: scamcap

-Welcome back to my doomed to fail hilariously redemption arc

-If you're new, welcome TO my doomed to fail hilariously redemption arc

-Will show you how she creates reechains

-From the crystallized tears of Mrs Butterworth

-Was up all night thinkeeng what garbage she can give to people who have no garbage

-Giff cards

-Victims

-It came to her heart and mind

-Drew it out

-MADE A VISION BOARD!!!!

-And what best timing to show you all her steps

-Turn on your royalty free music and eat some grapes

-AND WATCH ART HAPPEN BEFORE YOUR DISBELIEVING EYES!!!!!

-Hokay, we've been through this before

-Goop in a cup

-Stir goop at 2x speed

-GLITTER TIME!!!!

-Man, Victims are gonna LOVE THESE

-Wants to clear sometheeng up

-A video was made about one of her reechains

-Was told the glitter was not holographic

-IT IS TOO HOLOGRAPHIC!!!!

-Amy knows her colors

-Amy knows her glitters

-TAKES PRIDE IN HER BUSINESS!!!!

-KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOEENG!!!!

-Wants to put that out there

-She is RIGHT

-And the person tryeeng to correct her is WRONG

-You know you're getting high quality art when Popsicle sticks are involved

-OMFG WHY ISN'T THERE A 15X SPEED OPTION

-Either she's mixing this shit in an egg shell or she's mangled a Dixie cup

-Hokay, I'm going with it's an egg shell from a retarded chicken who lays cylindrical eggs

-Now go to your laptop

-Google how to extract cyanide from almonds

-JUST IN CASE

-And also look up how minny sides a square has

-Ah. There we go. Four.

-Good to know

-Now stick the thing in the other thing and make happy trees on fire

-OWETON STRONG!!!!

-Oh my God.

-Look at the surface of her tablet

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Now cram the shit in baggies and mash a sticker on it

-Oh how thoughtful

-She put the name of her channel on the envelope

-Hold please while I phone the Vatican and get the beatification process started

-FUCK YES! It's over.

-I'm off to the Himalayas

-BYE

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Just going back to that super angry, major tard-raging community post Fat Amy shit out a couple pages back....

Anyone else tend to get a huge laugh whenever one of these stupid cows tries to dribble out a "b-but not one single bully donated a penny!"
It's so funny when they think normal people are as brain-dead dumb as they are, like goddamn. As if not one single living human on the planet had the neural energy to power the brain blast to think of donating to a charitible cause before. Fuck me. And she said it so resolutely and finitely, like with absolute certainety?

Lmao, no bitch. Actually, Fat Amy? We've donated. A lot more than you. (Our own money, too. Not cash we stole, grifted, or scammed online from other smooth-brained morons)

 

[Angel Dust]

That tablet screen is truly revolting. It's like she smeared lard on it before braining one of the ferals with the thing.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

How much for the monkey drowning in a puddle of his own sick?
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NO SNOUTS!!!!

Spoiler: scamcap

-Welcome back to my doomed to fail hilariously redemption arc

-If you're new, welcome TO my doomed to fail hilariously redemption arc

-Will show you how she creates reechains

-From the crystallized tears of Mrs Butterworth

-Was up all night thinkeeng what garbage she can give to people who have no garbage

-Giff cards

-Victims

-It came to her heart and mind

-Drew it out

-MADE A VISION BOARD!!!!

-And what best timing to show you all her steps

-Turn on your royalty free music and eat some grapes

-AND WATCH ART HAPPEN BEFORE YOUR DISBELIEVING EYES!!!!!

-Hokay, we've been through this before

-Goop in a cup

-Stir goop at 2x speed

-GLITTER TIME!!!!

-Man, Victims are gonna LOVE THESE

-Wants to clear sometheeng up

-A video was made about one of her reechains

-Was told the glitter was not holographic

-IT IS TOO HOLOGRAPHIC!!!!

-Amy knows her colors

-Amy knows her glitters

-TAKES PRIDE IN HER BUSINESS!!!!

-KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOEENG!!!!

-Wants to put that out there

-She is RIGHT

-And the person tryeeng to correct her is WRONG

-You know you're getting high quality art when Popsicle sticks are involved

-OMFG WHY ISN'T THERE A 15X SPEED OPTION

-Either she's mixing this shit in an egg shell or she's mangled a Dixie cup

-Hokay, I'm going with it's an egg shell from a retarded chicken who lays cylindrical eggs

-Now go to your laptop

-Google how to extract cyanide from almonds

-JUST IN CASE

-And also look up how minny sides a square has

-Ah. There we go. Four.

-Good to know

-Now stick the thing in the other thing and make happy trees on fire

-OWETON STRONG!!!!

-Oh my God.

-Look at the surface of her tablet

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

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-Now cram the shit in baggies and mash a sticker on it

-Oh how thoughtful

-She put the name of her channel on the envelope

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-Hold please while I phone the Vatican and get the beatification process started

-FUCK YES! It's over.

-I'm off to the Himalayas

-BYE

SCENE: After the fires. Smoke still hangs in the air. A family-a man, his wife & two children-stand before what was once their home, now a pile of smoldering wreckage. One can vaguely discern what things may have once been : a staircase, a refrigerator, the brick fireplace. The man runs his hands through his hair, seeing it but not quite processing what has happened. Everything they've worked for, gone. Not just their home, but priceless memories, family momentos & keepsakes.
The sound of one of his children crying snaps him from his daze. He can't quite make out what she's trying to say, her sobs and hitching breaths distorting her speech. He hears his wife say something about "Heaven" and "Spot is with God & grandma now". His son moves forward, as if to walk through the wreckage. The man moves to stop him...
Suddenly, a van comes screeching down the road. It has a tacky decal for some YouTube channel plaster on it. The van comes to a halt in front of him and he hears a faint 'thud'. Glancing at the back of the van, he thinks he sees a toilet. No, no that can't be...
The window is rolled down and a massive behemoth extends an envelope to him. He reaches out for it, hesitantly, least the beast devour him. His wife gathers the children around her, not wanting them to fall prey to what is clearly a being with no control when it's hungry.

AM-EE: I just want to let you know that people are thinking of you & praying for you.

The man opens the envelope. Inside, he finds a $15 Wal-Mart gift card & some sort of hideous plastic thing. It takes him a moment to identify it as a keychain. He closes his eyes, takes a few deep breathes, his hand clenching around the piece of plastic in his hand.

AM-EE: It's holographic! I can see you're overcome with feels. There's no need to thank me, just please subscribe---

MAN: What the fuck am I suppose to do with this?! My house is fucking GONE. My family doesn't have clothes or food or any place to go. We don't have beds! We don't have a goddamn shower! Our dog died! I had to listen to my children crying and screaming as we left him behind! Have you looked around you, lady? No one needs your fucking keychains. Give us water, give us some food, Jesus, have you never heard of the Red Cross?! (Throws keychain back at her) Fuck you, lady. Fuck you, fuck your shitty keychain and your shitty ass YouTube channel.

AM-EE: ....all negatives comments will be blocked. My community is a place of positivity! (Speeds away)

Annnnnnnnd scene.

EDIT: Spelling & grammar 'cause I wrote that at running on 2 hours of sleep.