US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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I love this new trend they've come up with where they make Biden vaguely walk fast for about 4 seconds every time the camera turns on, as if we're supposed to be impressed that a Presidential candidate can almost approach a jog for a few fractions of a second on his way to a podium, as if getting there two seconds faster proves some sort of inarguable point.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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I love this new trend they've come up with where they make Biden vaguely walk fast for about 4 seconds every time the camera turns on, as if we're supposed to be impressed that a Presidential candidate can almost approach a jog for a few fractions of a second on his way to a podium, as if getting there two seconds faster proves some sort of inarguable point.
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It's cuz dRumpf is fat. Probably one of their more logical strategies, Trump is in fact fatter than Biden.
 
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Apparently, Trump is now a "climate arsonist" and all of the wildfires and hurricanes are his fault and they're going to destroy suburban American if Trump is given another 4 years in office. I don't even know what to say to that, lmao. I didn't know "climate arsonist" was even a fucking thing, and I suspect that's because it wasn't until someone shoved Joe Biden into a field, today.

I guess wild fires and hurricanes and other natural disasters just didn't exist from 2008-2016. Normally, a politician tries to attack his opponent for their response to a natural disaster, but Joe's campaign can't do that because Trump's responses are actually prudent. I'm not convinced that trying to blame Trump for causing a hurricane is a sane plan, though.
 
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I guess wild fires and hurricanes and other natural disasters just didn't exist from 2008-2016. Normally, a politician tries to attack his opponent for their response to a natural disaster, but Joe's campaign can't do that because Trump's responses are actually prudent. I'm not convinced that trying to blame Trump for causing a hurricane is a sane plan, though.
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I don't think that they realize that when people call Trump the God Emperor it's a tongue in cheek 40k reference, and he actually does not, in fact, control the weather.
 
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I don't think that they realize that when people call Trump the God Emperor it's a tongue in cheek 40k reference, and he actually does not, in fact, control the weather.
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No, that's Kim Jong-un's thing. Maybe that's why they got along so well the media started bashing Trump for it?
 
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I don't think that they realize that when people call Trump the God Emperor it's a tongue in cheek 40k reference, and he actually does not, in fact, control the weather.
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Factually inaccurate. The President of the United States is in full control of the HAARP apparatus. President Trump can in fact control the weather.
 
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NPR once again simping for the Biden campaign. Somehow, some way, door-to-door campaigning does not work if Republicans do it for reasons.
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The Democrats have fully gone all-in on COVID in every way.

Hiding Biden is prudent because COVID.
Door knocks bad because COVID.
Trump rallies bad because COVID.
Lockdowns good because COVID.
BLM good because COVID doesn't affect protestors.
 
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Factually inaccurate. The President of the United States is in full control of the HAARP apparatus. President Trump can in fact control the weather.
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Angels don't play this HAARP brah.

I saw my first Biden signs today in Macon, GA. There were three houses in a row with them. Two of them had Biden 2020 signs and one had a Biden/Harris sign with an artist's rendition of their faces. That house also had an Abrams for Governor sign (from her failed 2018 run) next to their Hate Has No Home Here sign. I was surprised I didn't see more considering the neighborhood I was in is mainly comprised of Mercer students and young professionals.
 
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This is exactly why they won't do it. It will make Trump personable, which he really is! Imagine Rogan asking him about the wrestling industry, or shady real estate deals, or Trump's role in Home Alone. Imagine if an unedited interview of significant length made Trump actually seem likable. There's no way the liberal establishment will allow that. Remember when Trump went on Jimmy Kimmel's show in 2016 and the libs freaked out because "OMG you can't humanize the Orange Man!!!!"? It would be like that times 1000. Plus, Spotify wouldn't allow it, even though it would probably be the most listened to/watched podcast-interview in history, since they're lib cucks, too.
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You're right, but it was Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Kimmel has terminal TDS and would never allow Trump on his show.
 
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C-Span Footage of Biden Touching Young Girls Flagged as “Child Sexual Exploitation” by Twitter

C-Span footage of Joe Biden which accusers say shows him inappropriately touching young girls was flagged and removed by Twitter for violating its ‘Child Sexual Exploitation Policy’.

The issue arose after Texan progressive activist Johnny Graz argued that Biden should be investigated for sexual assault.

Jake Koenig responded by attempting to validate Graz’s assertion by posting clips from Biden meeting young girls at their parents’ congressional swear-in ceremonies in 2015.

The now infamous footage contains numerous examples of what accusers say is the presidential nominee deliberately touching the young girls in sensitive areas while at other times whispering into their ears.

However, when Koenig posted the footage, his account was locked until he agreed to delete it.

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“I tried to respond with a video of evidence on how Biden interacts with women and little girls but Twitter flagged me for trying to post images of child molestation hahahahahahhaha. Guess twitter agrees with @jvgraz,” he tweeted.

The clip was characterized by Twitter as “prohibited” content that “violates [their] Child Sexual Exploitation Policy.”

The reason given for the removal of the video is interesting given that it appears to confirm that Twitter views Biden’s behavior in the footage to be inappropriate.

The original footage, posted on YouTube, appears below.

 
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Salubrious said:
The Democrats have fully gone all-in on COVID in every way.

Hiding Biden is prudent because COVID.
Door knocks bad because COVID.
Trump rallies bad because COVID.
Lockdowns good because COVID.
BLM good because COVID doesn't affect protestors.
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That last one is funny because even though they're magically protected by "protesting", blacks are extra affected by COVID so check your privilege bigot
 
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