US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Salubrious said:
I'm in the same way.

I feel like there's an honestness in the Republican's corruption that's lacking in the Democrats. Like whether Trump is right or wrong, he says one thing, and then does it.

Biden and the Democrats talk out of both sides of their mouth, and then gaslight you into thinking that they didn't. Then they call you racist/sexist/phobic if you don't go along with them.
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Yeah like a corrupt republican is blatantly corrupt which also applies to a racist or sexist republican while Democrats in these camps try to have their cake and eat it too with takes like:

"FUCK RACISM WE CAN'T LET BLACKS BE DOWN ON SYSTEMATIC RACISM....but poor blacks still need to be coddled like children and can't think for themselves"

"BELIEVE ALL WOMEN....except women that call out people on our side which is a clear right wing/Qanon/Russian conspiracy"

"TRUMP IS SUPPRESSING OUR DEMOCRACY....but anyone who votes third party can fuck themselves"

"TRUMP IS XENOPHOBIC.....FUCK RUSSIA"

And so on and so forth
 
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X Prime said:

Archive: https://archive.vn/i6sBr

Looks like Democrats score a win against democracy.
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Speaking of Wisconsin, Kanye couldn't get on the ballot because he was literally SECONDS late in filing his nomination papers.

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GREEN BAY - Rapper Kanye West did not qualify to get on the Wisconsin presidential ballot because 5 p.m. means 5 p.m. sharp, a Brown County judge ruled Friday night.

The entertainer sued the Wisconsin Elections Commission in Brown County Circuit Court, seeking to undo an Aug. 20 decision by the panel to keep him off the ballot in November because he was seconds late in filing his nomination papers.

"The court believes at the time a grandfather clock rings out five times is the moment it is 5 p.m. Any time after that is precisely that: after 5 p.m.," Judge John Zakowski wrote. "The court used the analogy of midnight. There is significant difference between 11:59:59 p.m. and one second after midnight. The passage of a second after midnight confers an entirely new day."
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Gee, I can’t IMAGINE who the Green Party will feel inclined to vote for now that the Democrats decided they shouldn’t be allowed to vote for their party. It truly is a mystery.
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Nobody, they generally have massive TDS.

This actually will most likely increase Biden's votes as a result, though only by a negligible amount.
 
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X Prime said:
Nobody, they generally have massive TDS.

This actually will most likely increase Biden's votes as a result, though only by a negligible amount.
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Or they’ll just skip entirely and people will blame them when Trumps wins, like the people that voted Harambe last time.
 
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Truthboi said:
It's honestly infuriating how some democrats in the replies are acting like this is a win for democracy when it's clear voter suppression.

This election is honestly making me really dislike the Democrat Party more and more, and I tend to be liberal on various things. I don't want to swing far to the right as I don't agree with Republicans on many things but the Democratic Party has shown itself to be corrupt and desperate need of a Trump-like candidate to shoo out all the DINOs running that party.
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"It's not voter suppression! Now they can vote for Biden. *SMUG*"
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:

C-Span Footage of Biden Touching Young Girls Flagged as “Child Sexual Exploitation” by Twitter

C-Span footage of Joe Biden which accusers say shows him inappropriately touching young girls was flagged and removed by Twitter for violating its ‘Child Sexual Exploitation Policy’.

The issue arose after Texan progressive activist Johnny Graz argued that Biden should be investigated for sexual assault.

Jake Koenig responded by attempting to validate Graz’s assertion by posting clips from Biden meeting young girls at their parents’ congressional swear-in ceremonies in 2015.

The now infamous footage contains numerous examples of what accusers say is the presidential nominee deliberately touching the young girls in sensitive areas while at other times whispering into their ears.

However, when Koenig posted the footage, his account was locked until he agreed to delete it.

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“I tried to respond with a video of evidence on how Biden interacts with women and little girls but Twitter flagged me for trying to post images of child molestation hahahahahahhaha. Guess twitter agrees with @jvgraz,” he tweeted.

The clip was characterized by Twitter as “prohibited” content that “violates [their] Child Sexual Exploitation Policy.”

The reason given for the removal of the video is interesting given that it appears to confirm that Twitter views Biden’s behavior in the footage to be inappropriate.

The original footage, posted on YouTube, appears below.

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Twelve minutes! I don't want to save this shit to my archive goddammit. Fuck you The Kiwi Farms. *sigh*
 
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While much of this data can already be public, the bug made it easy for anyone to access any voter’s information by using the app.

The App Analyst, a mobile expert who detailed his findings on his eponymous blog, found that he could trick the app into pulling in anyone’s information by creating a contact on his phone with the voter’s name.

Worse, he told TechCrunch, the app pulls in a lot more data than it actually displays. By intercepting the data that flows in and out of the device, he saw far more detailed and private information, including the voter’s home address, date of birth, gender, ethnicity and political party affiliation, such as Republican or Democrat.
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:

C-Span Footage of Biden Touching Young Girls Flagged as “Child Sexual Exploitation” by Twitter

C-Span footage of Joe Biden which accusers say shows him inappropriately touching young girls was flagged and removed by Twitter for violating its ‘Child Sexual Exploitation Policy’.

The issue arose after Texan progressive activist Johnny Graz argued that Biden should be investigated for sexual assault.

Jake Koenig responded by attempting to validate Graz’s assertion by posting clips from Biden meeting young girls at their parents’ congressional swear-in ceremonies in 2015.

The now infamous footage contains numerous examples of what accusers say is the presidential nominee deliberately touching the young girls in sensitive areas while at other times whispering into their ears.

However, when Koenig posted the footage, his account was locked until he agreed to delete it.

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“I tried to respond with a video of evidence on how Biden interacts with women and little girls but Twitter flagged me for trying to post images of child molestation hahahahahahhaha. Guess twitter agrees with @jvgraz,” he tweeted.

The clip was characterized by Twitter as “prohibited” content that “violates [their] Child Sexual Exploitation Policy.”

The reason given for the removal of the video is interesting given that it appears to confirm that Twitter views Biden’s behavior in the footage to be inappropriate.

The original footage, posted on YouTube, appears below.

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I know Twitter are totally trying to sniff-guard Biden, but they do realize that admitting that videos of Biden sniffing young girls is child sexual exploitation only makes him look worse, right?
 
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Joe Biden hasn’t been that great of a meme since 2015.
I don’t even think it’s because he likes smelling the shoulders and hair of girls.

Not even Obama was that great of a meme since 2012. Yet with Trump, he was a meme before memes in politics started happening. I don’t think Nixon’s resignation or Clinton’s impeachment is anything like this on this scale.

At least with JFK’s assasination and Ronald Reagan’s failed assassination attempt, you’d understand where the country was going, but with Biden, what’s so special about his faults and “qualities”?
 
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XYZpdq said:
gosh, just imagine that nearly DOZEN voters up for grabs
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How many people show up to Biden events again?

albertbrown26 said:
Joe Biden hasn’t been that great of a meme since 2015.
I don’t even think it’s because he likes smelling the shoulders and hair of girls.

Not even Obama was that great of a meme since 2012. Yet with Trump, he was a meme before memes in politics started happening. I don’t think Nixon’s resignation or Clinton’s impeachment is anything like this on this scale.

At least with JFK’s assasination and Ronald Reagan’s failed assassination attempt, you’d understand where the country was going, but with Biden, what’s so special about his faults and “qualities”?
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Biden and Harris are better puppets than Obama, those are their qualities.
 
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Someone at Twitter accidentally let it trend.

There's no fucking way Biden could survive a 4 hour debate.

And the press has picked it up.

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And the immediate dodge occurs. If he had endorsed Biden over Trump, something tells me they wouldn't care.
 
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Someone at Twitter accidentally let it trend.

There's no fucking way Biden could survive a 4 hour debate.

And the press has picked it up.

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And the immediate dodge occurs. If he had endorsed Biden over Trump, something tells me they wouldn't care.
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If this is not on CNN or MSNBC tomorrow being damage controlled by pundits saying that only the legacy media has the clout to pull off such an event, Biden's even more of a coward if he doesn't show up.
 
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CrippleThreat said:
If this is not on CNN or MSNBC tomorrow being damage controlled by pundits saying that only the legacy media has the clout to pull off such an event, Biden's even more of a coward if he doesn't show up.
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No way CNN or MSNBC lets this air. They do not want to even entertain the thought of debates being held online. The Presidential debates are their turf, and they are petty bitches about their turf.
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
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Someone at Twitter accidentally let it trend.

There's no fucking way Biden could survive a 4 hour debate.

And the press has picked it up.

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And the immediate dodge occurs. If he had endorsed Biden over Trump, something tells me they wouldn't care.
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Oh Jesus Don.

Now that is a way to make something news. JoeRoe's Bizzare Adventure is the biggest podcast in the world.
 
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