🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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wow cant believe Gator is still guntguarding I bet ralph has a recording of gator wearing a wig and getting pegged. Its NOT TRUEEEEEE GATOR!
Hot take. They're all hot takes but..

I don't think it's that deep. It's an easy 2nd paycheck to supplement his grocery bagging income. He doesn't wanna give up those sweet lemons he gets for doing basically nothing but running his fingers on something other than his lonely dick
 
wow you are a piece of shit without the alcohol too, Congrats I guess.
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It's weird how that's changed. Seemed like guys used to be able to take a ribbing and mock each other a fair amount, now just saying any disagreement starts a blood feud.
Because Ralph is a thin-skinned sperg. If you make a joke at his expense its seen as spitting in his drink.
 
wow you are a piece of shit without the alcohol too, Congrats I guess.
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When a drunk says that they really mean "I didn't catch a buzz." Which can be hard to do when you're completely irate.

This is the best night of IBS that I can remember in a long time. Vickers getting his shit pushed in, Ralph taking a swing at one of his few remaining friends.. It's... well, it's just so damned beautiful.
 
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