🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Vetti]

Is there anyone Ralph won't spit at for even the most trivial slight?

Mister Metokur, Dax Herrera. That's about it.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Is there anyone Ralph won't spit at for even the most trivial slight?

This is just the begining, just wait till he starts flagging Rackets.

 

[High Tea]

The walking soundboard that he constantly made a big deal of when he was a guest.

And got to save him from innumerable other screwups by being one of the few willing to go on the show

 

[MeltyTW]

He's going full salted earth:

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edit: walking soundboard? Have you SEEN your gay lover, Gator?

Ethan Ralph its me, your cognitive dissonance

WHERE HE FINALY TAKES A STAND IS: Ralph threatning another mans grift.
Libertarians are something else.

 

[Freeman]

Godwinson wins, Ralph is completely psychologically broken
THEY BROKE ME GAYDUR

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Is there anyone Ralph won't spit at for even the most trivial slight?

he really is a giant man child. he must genuinely seethe whenever gator or bibble try to banter with him.

 

[3 Times Faster]

He's going full salted earth:

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edit: walking soundboard? Have you SEEN your gay lover, Gator?

Imagine getting trolled by Dame

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Is there anyone Ralph won't spit at for even the most trivial slight?

Fuentes. He bent over for the spic dick at the end of his show tonight.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Imagine getting trolled by Dame

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA IS THE SOYLESS GUNT SHOW

 

[ChineseAwoo]

ALRIGHT LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN, SO IT CONTINUES. THE 5'1" MIDGET GUNTLET IS GOING SCORCHED EARTH ON ALL OF HIS FORMER FRIENDS AND ALLIES. WHAT A JUDAS!
PRESS 1 TO DAB ON ETHAN RALPH'S SOON TO BE ABORTED CHILD. PRESS 1 TO ABORT THE RETORT.

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[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

The NEET samurai have destroyed this mans mind, he has been broken in like a horse. The final boss, Shogun ゴドウィンソン, second in command 人々のポピュリストプレス and the judge and executioner サーファー will cover this earth in pure nectar and kino that even the gods of this universe will blush, corn shall be harvested and alcohol will be spilled.

yooooooooooo

yooooooooooo

www.youtube.com

 

[Homo Demens]

Imagine getting trolled by Dame

JAJAJAJA WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT!

 

[MeltyTW]

Wait, does the timing of the supposed conception line up with the scat tape release?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

ALRIGHT LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN, SO IT CONTINUES. THE 5'1" MIDGET GUNTLET IS GOING SCORCHED EARTH ON ALL OF HIS FORMER FRIENDS AND ALLIES. WHAT A JUDAS!
PRESS 1 TO DAB ON ETHAN RALPH'S SOON TO BE ABORTED CHILD. PRESS 1 TO ABORT THE RETORT.

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Hey now, he used the child as a retort and you can’t abort those.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

This might sound weird, but does anyone else think Ralph is kinda stupid?

 

[Crystal Golem]

https://archive.vn/jZYsC

Just fully flailing now. Attacking anything that moves.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Wait, does the timing of the supposed conception line up with the scat tape release?

Not really, the hospital probably would catch her drift if she was preggers right ? Could be wrong

 

[Gilbert Grape]

CRP needs to come out of his Ketamine coma and help Ralph with his abortion needs.

 

[All becomes gunt]

CRP needs to come out of his Ketamine coma and help Ralph with his abortion needs.

As one of Gonzalo's illegitimate children i came to deliver a message from his hospital. Oh yaaaaaaaa

 

[Glade Candles]

Ralph responds to a concerned fan: