🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[TherapyMan]

Mr. Vickers says that he won't release more if Faith is actually pregnant for fear of causing a miscarriage, but really, a miscarriage would be a blessing for Faith at this point.

 

[Guntleman]

Ladies and Guntlemen, can it get any crazier?!

 

[MeltyTW]

Mr. Vickers says that he won't release more if Faith is actually pregnant for fear of causing a miscarriage, but really, a miscarriage would be a blessing for Faith at this point.

Ok mr vickers im going to drop the real redpill on you, people like ethan ralph shouldnt breed and its better that the potential child withers and dies in the womb rather than grow up miserable itself and becoming most likely a pos like ralph, and your daughters life being further ruined, and society and the tax payers being further burdened. Abort the Retort, sir

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ladies and Guntlemen, can it get any crazier?!

With out a doubt yes. Ralph is at the low end of his alcoholic cycle and is on his best behavior. Just wait until party time happens.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Right now Gator is playing Ralph the boulder stream as a lullaby to help put Ralph to sleep.

The harvest is almost complete and the inevitable self destruction of Ethan Ralph is nigh! Rejoice my fellow Kiwi’s.

 

[Edilg]

Mr. Vickers says that he won't release more if Faith is actually pregnant for fear of causing a miscarriage, but really, a miscarriage would be a blessing for Faith at this point.

I can't think of anything more stressful than living in the crack shack with Ethan Ralph and his mother.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Ladies and Guntlemen, can it get any crazier?!

The grain train has no brakes.

The harvest will not conclude until the gunt is dead and all his dirty laundry has been aired. He soils more clothing every day...

Truly we are blessed to live in such bountiful times.

 

[instythot]

The only way I see that happening is if the honey moon act is over and Ralph has been physically beating her, so she claimed pregnant to stop the abuse. Piece of shit like ralph would probably just say "your face aint pregnatn, come on gaydor we're going mobile home shoppin".

Oh, she might pretend to be pregnant for pampering and an exemption from mother in law tending. The relationship is new enough that she might believe Ethan has that in him

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Ethan Ralph is like evil Chris Chan at this point

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

You know I had thought ralph had another 10-15 years of very slowly descending into decrepitude and irrelevance off his savings, but now that divorce rape and the retort's literal abort are potentially on the horizon, I'm changing my death pool bet to 2024 at the latest.

 

[instythot]

I can't think of anything more stressful than living in the crack shack with Ethan Ralph and his mother.

A Miami condo with Ethan Ralph, Andy Warski and Zoom?

 

[Popper Whiting]

Friendship crumbling in real time
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Unstable Alcoholic turns like a snake on somebody he was friendly with due to taking insult where none was intended. @Spectre_06 tell your boy Nick he should have seen this coming and this is only the beginning. He was right in describing Ralph as a liability, he should do the sensible thing and write him off.

My God . . .
He's live, doing a show, and actively tweeting at the "haters."
He's going to marry Faith within the month, and she's pregnant with his cursed lolcow mayonnaise seed.
This is hilarious. This is the most dysgenic coupling I could ever imagine.
Her - A low IQ, 18 year old, Borderline Personality Disorder fundraiser scam artist, with the artistic ability of a 5 year old.
Him - An inbred hick whose only achievement in life is his online livestream, a man who gets high off xanax and drinks himself in a stupor daily; so incapable of limiting himself to the point where he will pass out drunk on a beach in Miami. His insecurities leading him to release a sextape where he buries his pighoof up his child bride's rectum and proceeds to lick her chocolate fondue off his finger, a move that made the forced feeding of human waste from the movie "The Human Centipede" seem like nothing in comparison.

This child is the antichrist-chan.

-This post was authored and submitted by Kraut

Do us a solid and post that Beer Rap you put into a couple of your Ralph videos, this trashfire needs a soundtrack.

 

[Guntleman]

The grain train has no brakes.

The harvest will not conclude until the gunt is dead and all his dirty laundry has been aired. He soils more clothing every day...

Truly we are blessed to live in such bountiful times.

I can't wait for the PPP and Godwinson videos tomorrow. What's next? Is Gator gonna marry Nora in a Dax / Marie / Maddox situation?

 

[World Star]

With out a doubt yes

In some ways it's not going to be as shocking because this spiral only goes one way and nothing really at this point is unforeseeible.
The only way Ralph can shock me at this point is if he heros himself on stream with a flintlock pistol to own the ayyylogs.

 

[Cow Poly]

I’m not really buying the “she’s pregnant” gambit from Rad Roberts. Cum mixed with shit from a soft/smol dick doesn’t normally lead to conception.

 

[Old Man Mario]

(sone time in the near future)



Ethan: Oh, no. We're too late. These people have all been infected! They may look fine now, but it's just a matter of time before they turn into the a-logs!
Gator: What?
Ethan: This entire Discord must be purged.
Gator: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
Ethan: Damn it, Gator! As your future simp, I order you to purge this server!
Gator: You are not my simp yet, boy! Nor would I obey that command even if you were!
Ethan: Then I must consider this an act of treason.
Gator: Treason? Have you lost your mind, Ethan?
Ethan: Have I? TheGatorGamer, by my right of leadership of Gamergate 2.0, I hereby relieve you of your command and suspend your jannies from service.
Dame Pesos: Ethan! You can't just--
Ethan: It's done! Those of you who have the will to endure as my guntguard, follow me! The rest of you... get out of my sight!
Gator: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Ethan.
Ethan: Dame Pesos?
Dame Pesos: I'm sorry, Ethan. I can't watch you do this.

The Culling of Discord is one of my favorite World of Weeb Warcraft instances.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

I can't wait for the PPP and Godwinson videos tomorrow. What's next? Is Gator gonna marry Nora in a Dax / Marie / Maddox situation?

Gaydur is going to take a trip to Portland, so he can finally become Jim, leather face style.

 

[Glade Candles]

The Culling of Discord is one of my favorite World of Weeb Warcraft instances.

I took the Memester Spec in A-Log but I might retool into General Nuisance if the patch doesn't help things.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Wild going over the drama now.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Nick Fuentes just took a shit on the Gunt and called him a grifter.

One of the first superchats tonight asked what do you think of Ethan Ralph bringing on Patrick Little.

I went back and clipped the part, Nick gets a chat asking about Ralph bringing on Little, Nick doesn't fully disavow Ralph but kind of indirectly questions Ralph's motivations for why he does the show. Mentions that people who stream about right wing/conservative causes are either true believers or just do it for money/laughs... he doesn't put Ralph in any particular category but it's pretty much unspoken as to what Nick really thinks:

Hope Ralph doesn't see this, it's sure to set him off!