🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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No, fuck off Evil AJ, IDGAF WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS STAY OFF OUR CORN HARVEST. THE PIGROACH IS BACK OVER THERE
 

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Squire of Gothos said:
I think Gator would disagree:
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Zidan was the smart and clever one, which one of Ralph's current co-hosts could we consider smart? I'd argue none since you're have to be a moron to be sticking around Ralph and the trashfire that is his show. Has anything as substantial as the Mundane Matt exposed stream happened since Zidan left? The only memorable Killstreams there has been since have all been ones Ralph made a complete laughing stock of himself. Plus I've been shitting on Ralph long before he turned on Null and I'd say a fair amount of regular posters here are the same.
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Miami seems like another "big turning point" for people. That's when shit got really gay.
 
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Jungle_Bananas said:
No, fuck off Evil AJ, IDGAF WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS STAY OFF OUR CORN HARVEST. THE PIGROACH IS BACK OVER THERE
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Relax friend, there's plenty of corn for everyone! DSP has been kinda boring lately anyways, plus Ralph is fat and gonna have to start becoming a full on e-beggar soon to pay for his guntling so it's a natural fit for bored Phil detractors:gunt:

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Miami seems like another "big turning point" for people. That's when shit got really gay.
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I think Miami turned away a lot of people, but there's been tons of things Ralph has done which turned off a lot of viewers. With Miami in particular I think the whole Indiegogo scam alienated a lot of people, it did get refunded in the end but people saw just how fucking lazy and dishonest Ralph is when you pay him to do something and he puts in nearly zero effort. Warski too lost a lot of goodwill just for how poorly he handled himself... Florida is a cursed state for the Gunt and the tard, I hope they go back someday!
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Relax friend, there's plenty of corn for everyone! DSP has been kinda boring lately anyways, plus Ralph is fat and gonna have to start becoming a full on e-beggar soon to pay for his guntling so it's a natural fit for bored Phil detractors:gunt:


I think Miami turned away a lot of people, but there's been tons of things Ralph has done which turned off a lot of viewers. With Miami in particular I think the whole Indiegogo scam alienated a lot of people, it did get refunded in the end but people say just how fucking lazy and dishonest Ralph is when you pay him to do something and he puts in nearly zero effort. Warski too lost a lot of goodwill just for how poorly he handled himself... Florida is a cursed state for the Gunt and the tard, I hope they go back someday!
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God, that's just what I can think of off the top of my head. The timeline of Ralph is murky in my head. I can remember the really big moments (boulderstream, healstream, fragmentation of the pillstream, Miami, etc.) but everything else? There's been so much shit it's hard to keep track of.

Has anyone done a comprehensive timeline on the gunt? It'd be a monumental task for sure, even if we kept it purely to post-KS blowup.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Zidan was the smart and clever one, which one of Ralph's current co-hosts could we consider smart? I'd argue none since you're have to be a moron to be sticking around Ralph and the trashfire that is his show. Has anything as substantial as the Mundane Matt exposed stream happened since Zidan left? The only memorable Killstreams there has been since have all been ones Ralph made a complete laughing stock of himself. Plus I've been shitting on Ralph long before he turned on Null and I'd say a fair amount of regular posters here are the same.
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I'd argue that Bibble at least has above average intelligence. The only issue with him is he always tries to turn everything into a joke, whereas Zidan could be the shows "straight man." I dont think Zidan was the sole reason the show was good in 2018 like most people here do. I think the three of them just had really good chemistry for whatever reason and none of them took anything too seriously.

Ralph's two biggest problems are he never quite found a third cohost who fit in as well as Zidan and he started taking himself and the killstream seriously. And his failure to realize these issues caused the quality of the show to fall and his audience to slowly become less interested. Ralphs increasing anger and poor life choices I believe have been caused by his realization of the killstream pathetic decline and his inability to find that charm which made the show so successful in 2018.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
I think Gator would disagree:
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Zidan was the smart and clever one, which one of Ralph's current co-hosts could we consider smart? I'd argue none since you're have to be a moron to be sticking around Ralph and the trashfire that is his show. Has anything as substantial as the Mundane Matt exposed stream happened since Zidan left? The only memorable Killstreams there has been since have all been ones Ralph made a complete laughing stock of himself. Plus I've been shitting on Ralph long before he turned on Null and I'd say a fair amount of regular posters here are the same.
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Yeah, I remember the now-unthinkable, and what now seems a decade ago, slow days of this thread. Stretches where not a single aylog would recap Ralph's show, maybe a chart a month showing Ralph crashing down through the poverty floor on his panhandling processors, an occasional slapfight between wannabeclebs who still are fighting each other in here on slow ralphenings days, and the only person with a positive thing to say about the killstream was @Ralph himself. Has all the seeming time and changes that have passed really been less than the length of a pregnancy?
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Relax friend, there's plenty of corn for everyone! DSP has been kinda boring lately anyways, plus Ralph is fat and gonna have to start becoming a full on e-beggar soon to pay for his guntling so it's a natural fit for bored Phil detractors:gunt:


I think Miami turned away a lot of people, but there's been tons of things Ralph has done which turned off a lot of viewers. With Miami in particular I think the whole Indiegogo scam alienated a lot of people, it did get refunded in the end but people say just how fucking lazy and dishonest Ralph is when you pay him to do something and he puts in nearly zero effort. Warski too lost a lot of goodwill just for how poorly he handled himself... Florida is a cursed state for the Gunt and the tard, I hope they go back someday!
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The Miami trash fire was one thing but there was also the whole fight me IRL saga where PPP, warski, Ralph, badked alaska, ect. were acting like idiots. During that whole saga we got to see on full display how full of shit they all were since none of them would even commit to a fight and kept playing games. This was after they had shit on Tonka for not showing up to the fight Andy and mercilessly kept bringing it up ever since.

On a side not I can barely keep my Eyes open since I should have been asleep if it wasn't for Ralph baby reveal so I should probably go to sleep.
 
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Court of the Crimson Cuck said:
@Null just make the fucking subforum already
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It's not gonna happen. Null said he was done since the harvest. He makes a comment here and there but he's done and won't add too much fuel to the fire.

But I do think at this point a sub forum is necessary. One for tweets, one for his child bride (along with the speculated guntling, and Faith's family), one for Killstream discussion, a random discussion/tinfoil thread...etc

This thread moves so fast at this point only the AYLAWGS can keep up with the small details. We have answered questions being asked a page ahead because people can't keep up. Numerous people are late on sharing shit, and some facts get twisted.

:optimistic: on it happening but it would make Gunty's retardation and degeneracy more accessible to the average user. It's only going to get worse with him lashing out at almost fucking everybody and that doesn't include the Mr Vickers/Guntling saga that is developing
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
I think Gator would disagree:
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Zidan was the smart and clever one, which one of Ralph's current co-hosts could we consider smart? I'd argue none since you're have to be a moron to be sticking around Ralph and the trashfire that is his show. Has anything as substantial as the Mundane Matt exposed stream happened since Zidan left? The only memorable Killstreams there has been since have all been ones Ralph made a complete laughing stock of himself. Plus I've been shitting on Ralph long before he turned on Null and I'd say a fair amount of regular posters here are the same.
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Its the opie and jim show all over again or Bennington. You take the funny one out and just leave the straightman and the intern and expect the same experience. The difference is that the only pay pigs are their corporate masters who just keep them around because they got channels to fill and someone might want to tune in on the days Stern is off.
 
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Ralph better chill on the whole "She's pregnant and there's nothing you can do about it" shit. He can take a lesson or two from Lowtax about what happens when a woman runs away with a child. With his online antics well recorded, all Faith needs to do is run and it's over for him... and he'd be paying for a kid he'd never see.
 
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