🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[theguntsexpartner]

THERE IS A HIT PIECE BOYS AND GIRL

https://theralphretort.com/father-of-the-year-09015020/

Here is the archive

https://web.archive.org/save/https://theralphretort.com/father-of-the-year-09015020/

@Unog @All becomes gunt thank you both for pointing out the use of archives, i will have to archive his shit more in the future

Edit i was too slow

 

[mastercthulhu]

From https://www.parents.com/pregnancy/everything-pregnancy/dads-alcohol-habits-affect-fetus-too/

"Though it's not clear how much alcohol can make a difference, there seems to be an association between the risk of fetal alcohol syndrome and father's consumption of alcohol."

pure kino AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ofcoarse the Guntling would has FAS lol even when he thinks hes winning....

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

The fact that her dad called him the Gunt is pretty cash money ngl

 

[Popper Whiting]

LOL! You're finished Mr Vickers, Ralph posted a seethe article on his blog no-one actually bothers to read about you, just like he has with every internet fight he's had since 2014.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Oh @theralph the best part off all you've been doing lately is how much you are fucking up your own life with no capacity to think of consequences.

I get why you did it Ralph, your master plan was "if I get her pregnant then she won't press charges against me" when she eventually snaps out of it all. But you miscalculated, this girl had no problem lying to and about her family, she lied about rape and abuse. Do you really think you putting your micro penis inside her and blowing a load will mean anything when she snaps out of it? She will blame you for all her bad decisions, for the damage to her family, etc.
You always manage to outdo yourself, I don't think anyone in the world can match your level of stupidity.

This will be the new ambient sound for the killstream:

So either no show or a show that would drive the audience crazy, Your little crackshack is too small for you to go anywhere where it wouldn't be a problem. Who's going to support your two children Ralph? Your mom?
I guess you can try the cuckshed like Sargon so you can get wasted alone while your older child takes care of the little one.

Be careful when you say "You will never see that child". I sure hope that doesn't come back to bite you in the ass, so that when you're sitting alone at night in jail you keep repeating those words to yourself over and over.
If only you had been a good person and hadn't attacked the Vickers from the start, they would probably even tolerated you and helped financially, but you just had to 'win'.

You have a tenuous (at best) hold on Faith, you only managed to keep Nora until she was 21/22, I don't think you can keep Faith for the next 3-4 years. However long it takes (considerably shorter with a baby, have you never met a pregnant woman? Do you not understand hormones?), she will eventually go back to her family. Especially when she has to raise a child with no help from you.

I know people are impatient and want to see something big happen to you (because let's be honest, you deserve it 100%), but the reality is each action you've taken of the last few months is building towards an inevitable conclusion, you slowly but surely compound on your mistakes by doubling down and refusing to ever be humble.
At this point I don't believe you have the mental capacity to understand any of this, you classify it all as 'haters' while lying to yourself about being right, so all I can say is keep it up, you're giving us tons of entertainment.

 

[Eggg]

From seeing all of these tweets Ralph really hasn't mentally evolved from middle school. I wonder if anything (apart from the copious amounts of drugs and alcohol) has mentally stunted him? Every response seems to be "I dont give a fuck" or "suck my dick".

Someone else earlier in the thread eluded to him having no IRL friends to banter and shit talk with. Possibly a combination of that plus the drugs, and being extremely online without anyone really challenging his ego? His mindset is interesting in a deranged way.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

Every time I take a break from this thread thinking "There is no way Ralph can continue to blow up his life at this rate, its got to slow down" and that motherfucker keeps proving me wrong.

 

[Hamsteroid]

the written word is how I really express my thoughts. It’s cathartic for me.

We know: We can see you coping seething burning bridges expressing your thoughts all over Twitter.

 

[SargonF00t]

It's really crazy because if he had just said Faith was a liar and crazy and sent her packing back to her parents, no one would have seen him as weak or stupid like they do now. And all for nothing, she's not even special to him or anything. He could replace her with anybody but he's burning down what little he has left because he doesn't want to be perceived as weak or losing.

Ralph will never get a girl again as hot as his Memphis 10, so he will cling to her for dear life.

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

THERE IS A HIT PIECE BOYS AND GIRL

https://theralphretort.com/father-of-the-year-09015020/

i am almost speechless from this. this is by far the most cope ive ever seen someone produce. so these are his thoughts unfiltered in a vacuum free from critique huh? Amazing

 

[Moufang Loop]

Is this the first confirmation we have of Faith being pregnant?

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

Holy fuck he went full retard.

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

"Though it's not clear how much alcohol can make a difference, there seems to be an association between the risk of fetal alcohol syndrome and father's consumption of alcohol."

Doesn't his brother have some issues as well? His family's genetics + the alcohol, plus all the pills from legal anti-psychotics to the ones she is abusing, she is making the womb unclean, the kid's brain development may boldly be going to a new and exceptionally retarded frontier.

 

[Unog]

This thread moves so fast at this point only the AYLAWGS can keep up with the small details.

It moves so fast because for every post of actual information there's about 2-3 late posts about it and a whole page or so of people posting inane shit.

A better answer than a whole subforum (which is retarded) would be for someone who follows it at this point to make a summary and add it to the OP, if it's such a concern. Or, alternatively, bring some moderation into the thread.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Is this the first confirmation we have of Faith being pregnant?

Vickers tweeted out messages from Ralph bragging about pumping a guntlet into Faith earlier in the day.

The big question I think everyone wants answered however is was Ethan Ralph scratching and sniffing Faith's asshole at the time of conception?

 

[Sasquatch82]

So many questions....

where is he going to be raising this kid? At home with his mom and slowminded brother?

Does he think the 50k he’s got saved up is enough to pay for a wedding, buy a house and raise a kid?

Are you gonna send Faith out to work? Because I guaran-fucking-tee you you haven’t got the money to support three of you.

Why are you trying so hard to tank your own show when it’s literally the only way you have of sustaining your family?

Is this even real? Or a sick scheme to blame the a-logs for making her miscarry 3 months down the line?

 

[ClipBitch]

Ralph has deleted his hissyfit.

 

[L. Duse]

Ralph just posted an “article” on his blog:
(Copy and pasted directly before it gets removed)


Father of the Year
Ethan RalphPublished on 15 September 2020
The Killstream has been the biggest and most successful thing I’ve ever done online, but it wasn’t my first “known” venture. You’re on that one right now. I feel bad about letting this place stay dormant these past couple months, but the show and my rocky personal life has taken up most of my time. That situation is what brings me here in the first place, actually. Whenever I’m really feeling like shit or just want to vent, I start typing. Because even after almost 700 Killstreams, the written word is how I really express my thoughts. It’s cathartic for me.

Matthew Vickers and his wife Ariana have spent the better part of the last two months spreading baseless claims and accusations about me online in retaliation for me dating their daughter, Faith. Instead of, you know, actually giving a fuck about Faith, they have waged a campaign of public destruction against me and my show. Since I am literally known for being an asshole and arguably a piece of shit, it hasn’t really had all that much of an effect on the Killstream itself. But, I would be lying to you if I said it hasn’t had an effect on her and I.

To make a long story short, their daughter has chosen to live with me and they simply cannot handle it. She’s pregnant with my child, and they can’t accept it. Despite Faith herself publicly asking them to stop with their provocations, they refuse. They’re sick people and seem to be enjoying this whole thing. The cretinous sperg who calls himself a father is now plotting to write a book about this whole affair. I guess that will make up for the shitty screenplays he’s been writing all these years. Like 99.9% of the population, you have probably never read a Matthew Vickers screenplay. But now he has me to write about. People finally care about his words. The e-fame is within reach!



This piece of trash doesn’t give a single fuck about his daughter. Who writes stuff like this to their kid? Certainly not a level-headed and caring individual, that’s for sure. Oh, and in public he tries to portray her as mentally ill…but in private he sends nasty letters dripping with scorn and derision. He’s a phony, plain and simple.






And this is apparently what he wants, by the way. More dirty laundry, more back and forth allegations. It feeds it all, which I’m well aware of. Monitoring situations like this is actually my job and has been for a long time. But, at a certain point, what can you do?

I don’t think I’ll have anything to add going forward, though. Faith is pregnant and they are apparently determined to fuck with us the whole way through. Still, I thought it would be good to throw a little light on the vindictive Vickers duo for a change. Faith and I have cut all contact with them now, but who knows what they have in store? Maybe Fatt Matt has a musical he wants to make about the whole affair? OR, he could crowdfund an indie game! Maybe open up a Patreon or some shit and print up merch (he’s already mentioned that, btw). The options are limitless for a scumbag like him.



Imagine trying to fucking grift off the back of your own daughter’s tragedy. Is there’s a lower form of human, besides pedophiles? I certainly can’t think of any off the top of my head. But that’s the reality for Mr. Vickers. I know I make a lot of noise about “going low,” but this fucker has taken the proverbial cake and scarfed it down whole in one sitting.

This has been my life the last two months. Oh, I mustn’t forget the people taking potshots from every direction imaginable. Every opportunistic, no-talent hack you can think of has come out and tried to prop themselves up off my situation and the Vickers’ lies. Supposed friends have taken shots, randoms in my mentions with this nonsense on the daily…I would be lying to you if I said it was fun. It’s tiring and it’s meant to be. They hope to wear me down. And if I wasn’t such a spiteful son-of-a-bitch, they probably already would have. Their hate, while annoying and sometimes even detrimental, is also my fuel.



By god you motherfuckers, I now have a full fucking tank…and it’s about time to hit the open road.

Ralph, Ralph, you have:

1. A criminal record

2. Released a sex tape of your child bride while she was at hospital with no means of communication

3. Forbade her to talk directly to her parents

4. A child bride who was released Against Medical Advice for mental illness.

Don't you know how bad this makes you look? R Kelly comes to mind. If I didn't know better, I would have said that you have taken advantage of her medical condition to make her your sex slave.

If Mr Vickers is reading and I have tweeted at him, now that your daughter is pregnant, this can only give you more reason to take her back home. You know full well that neither @theralph or Faith can take care of your grandchild.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph just posted an “article” on his blog:
(Copy and pasted directly before it gets removed)


Father of the Year
Ethan RalphPublished on 15 September 2020
The Killstream has been the biggest and most successful thing I’ve ever done online, but it wasn’t my first “known” venture. You’re on that one right now. I feel bad about letting this place stay dormant these past couple months, but the show and my rocky personal life has taken up most of my time. That situation is what brings me here in the first place, actually. Whenever I’m really feeling like shit or just want to vent, I start typing. Because even after almost 700 Killstreams, the written word is how I really express my thoughts. It’s cathartic for me.

Matthew Vickers and his wife Ariana have spent the better part of the last two months spreading baseless claims and accusations about me online in retaliation for me dating their daughter, Faith. Instead of, you know, actually giving a fuck about Faith, they have waged a campaign of public destruction against me and my show. Since I am literally known for being an asshole and arguably a piece of shit, it hasn’t really had all that much of an effect on the Killstream itself. But, I would be lying to you if I said it hasn’t had an effect on her and I.

To make a long story short, their daughter has chosen to live with me and they simply cannot handle it. She’s pregnant with my child, and they can’t accept it. Despite Faith herself publicly asking them to stop with their provocations, they refuse. They’re sick people and seem to be enjoying this whole thing. The cretinous sperg who calls himself a father is now plotting to write a book about this whole affair. I guess that will make up for the shitty screenplays he’s been writing all these years. Like 99.9% of the population, you have probably never read a Matthew Vickers screenplay. But now he has me to write about. People finally care about his words. The e-fame is within reach!



This piece of trash doesn’t give a single fuck about his daughter. Who writes stuff like this to their kid? Certainly not a level-headed and caring individual, that’s for sure. Oh, and in public he tries to portray her as mentally ill…but in private he sends nasty letters dripping with scorn and derision. He’s a phony, plain and simple.






And this is apparently what he wants, by the way. More dirty laundry, more back and forth allegations. It feeds it all, which I’m well aware of. Monitoring situations like this is actually my job and has been for a long time. But, at a certain point, what can you do?

I don’t think I’ll have anything to add going forward, though. Faith is pregnant and they are apparently determined to fuck with us the whole way through. Still, I thought it would be good to throw a little light on the vindictive Vickers duo for a change. Faith and I have cut all contact with them now, but who knows what they have in store? Maybe Fatt Matt has a musical he wants to make about the whole affair? OR, he could crowdfund an indie game! Maybe open up a Patreon or some shit and print up merch (he’s already mentioned that, btw). The options are limitless for a scumbag like him.



Imagine trying to fucking grift off the back of your own daughter’s tragedy. Is there’s a lower form of human, besides pedophiles? I certainly can’t think of any off the top of my head. But that’s the reality for Mr. Vickers. I know I make a lot of noise about “going low,” but this fucker has taken the proverbial cake and scarfed it down whole in one sitting.

This has been my life the last two months. Oh, I mustn’t forget the people taking potshots from every direction imaginable. Every opportunistic, no-talent hack you can think of has come out and tried to prop themselves up off my situation and the Vickers’ lies. Supposed friends have taken shots, randoms in my mentions with this nonsense on the daily…I would be lying to you if I said it was fun. It’s tiring and it’s meant to be. They hope to wear me down. And if I wasn’t such a spiteful son-of-a-bitch, they probably already would have. Their hate, while annoying and sometimes even detrimental, is also my fuel.



By god you motherfuckers, I now have a full fucking tank…and it’s about time to hit the open road.

It's not even a good hit piece, outside of context that text to faith isn't even that bad - Ralph has sent far worse. In context it's absolutely understandable, because it's true! At this point who is this even for, the 30 people who like his Tweets?

Spoiler: I couldn't resist

 

[All becomes gunt]

Late I know, but why have I seen people saying he might be in legal trouble again? I quit paying attention to him around the time that he lost his shit at Warski in a hotel or some shit. Noticed him sperging so thought I'd check his thread out. I apparently have a lot to catch up on.

Well yeah and if you drop by page 1738 you will see something you will soon want to forget