Snowflake Alyssa Waldrop / Vade / Scoutgender / AutisticLeafeon / SpiritLore / Zexper - Kiwi Farms' Favorite Otherkin Tumblrina

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Small update; an observation and a question for the Tumblr-dwelling kiwis.

I swear to god Vade posted something to this effect months ago. I'm hopeful triggered meltdowns will soon return as well, since she is starting to repeat old behaviours. Fingers crossed

Tumblr kiwis: why do so many trans and 'trans' guys on tumblr do this exact pose? I've seen tons while skulking around @Stray Sheep and Vade's buttbuddy blogs.

 

[JEMcG]

To hide their ugly and the fact that they aren't transguys.

 

[VadeFoxkin]

Tumblr kiwis: why do so many trans and 'trans' guys on tumblr do this exact pose? I've seen tons while skulking around @Stray Sheep and Vade's buttbuddy blogs.

because they live by the stereotype that "guys" have to be "cool" and "masculine" and that pose is the epitome of stereotype, aka exactly what cis people think being trans is like, living a life of stereotype. vade ain't trans, lots of tumblr people ain't trans. ill shove a crusty buttered baguette up my ass if even 20% of people who claim they are trans are actually trans.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

I remember when we all thought her head was ran over by a lawnmower when she showed off her "new hair cut" last time, but this.... this just looks like someone went to town on her head with a fucking dull pair of rusty scissors and chewing gum

 

[Lady Houligan]

Spoiler: Big Gaia cap

I honestly forgot about Gaia until Vade referred to it on Tumblr. She's certainly been declawed but can't resist leaping in to educate the masses - there's a couple threads she's Vading out in, but this was the best example and I really don't want to go through all the recent posts on my phone.

The other user's name is pretty appropriate

Edit: on the tumblr front

It begins

She's also low-key vague blogging (I think that's what the kids call it) about someone in whatever the IB fandom is.

Will Tero come back too?
Edit: whoops back again.

I went deeper

Spoiler: Update blacklist and more cry typing

cry typing is my favourite thing

Shit this post got long

...I really want to know what's so triggering about Trigun...

 

[Meowthkip]

...I really want to know what's so triggering about Trigun...

It has three guns in the title alone, that's three times the triggers.

Small update; an observation and a question for the Tumblr-dwelling kiwis.

I swear to god Vade posted something to this effect months ago. I'm hopeful triggered meltdowns will soon return as well, since she is starting to repeat old behaviours. Fingers crossed

Tumblr kiwis: why do so many trans and 'trans' guys on tumblr do this exact pose? I've seen tons while skulking around @Stray Sheep and Vade's buttbuddy blogs.

She looks like she just got out of the shower and took the towel wrap off her head.

 

[Eponine]

She looks like she just got out of the shower and took the towel wrap off her head.

Her hair has a bit more sheen than if it were just wet, I think. I believe that's hair gel.

 

[JEMcG]

Spoiler: Is it me or does the dog looks like it wants to maul her fucking face off?

 

[Gagamaru]

thats the face of a dog thats seen some shit

 

[DocScuttleButt]

I am unsure if these were documented yet but here is her kin page

This is what her "deity/god form" looks like ( the fact that she had to pay someone to fucking draw this for her is hilarity in itself)

Pokemon kin page

"mental" notes page

 

[Jaimas]

...I really want to know what's so triggering about Trigun...

Kenneth was a fan of it, duh. Seriously. Familiarize yourself with literally every trigger Vade has.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Kenneth was a fan of it, duh. Seriously. Familiarize yourself with literally every trigger Vade has.

Actually, reading though these, I notice that "teeth" isn't listed, which is a bit of an oddity.
I'm serious, look around. Ever 3rd tumblrite is triggered by teeth.

 

[Rung]

She's now has a kin of Animated Prowl? That's pretty hilarious when you compare him to Vade, but im not surprised as some of her "old friends" are into Transformers as well now.

But im glad that Vade is going back to her own antics of the whole kin/trigger/deity bullshit.

 

[& Knuckles]

Kenneth was a fan of it, duh. Seriously. Familiarize yourself with literally every trigger Vade has.

About that-- Five Nights at Freddy's was not released or even mentioned anywhere until several months after Kenneth's suicide, so it's not something he would have been a fan of. I remember seeing somewhere in this thread one of Vade's posts, where they claim that "Foxy" was a nickname Kenneth used for Vade, and that's why Vade lists the game as a trigger.

 

[Jaimas]

About that-- Five Nights at Freddy's was not released or even mentioned anywhere until several months after Kenneth's suicide, so it's not something he would have been a fan of. I remember seeing somewhere in this thread one of Vade's posts, where they claim that "Foxy" was a nickname Kenneth used for Vade, and that's why Vade lists the game as a trigger.

Gleefully added, Knux. Thank'y.

 

[Meowthkip]

I am unsure if these were documented yet but here is her kin page

This is what her "deity/god form" looks like ( the fact that she had to pay someone to fucking draw this for her is hilarity in itself)

Pokemon kin page

"mental" notes page

So I take this to mean that Vade thinks she's safe from the righteous fury of @VanCake then, huh?

Actually, reading though these, I notice that "teeth" isn't listed, which is a bit of an oddity.
I'm serious, look around. Ever 3rd tumblrite is triggered by teeth.

The teeth trigger is kind of like the scopophobia one: I don't know a single person triggered by teeth but I know a ton of Tumblr users who will tag for it anyway.

 

[VadeFoxkin]

Actually, reading though these, I notice that "teeth" isn't listed, which is a bit of an oddity.
I'm serious, look around. Ever 3rd tumblrite is triggered by teeth.

Vade should be triggered by teeth and eyes (or what she thinks is scopophobia) because Kenneth had eyes and teeth. (unless... he didnt?! *dramatic cue*)

 

[LittleAlice]

GUESS WHO'S BACK

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

GUESS WHO'S BACK

I could kiss you.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Vade created this thread on Gaia, 'ask a nonbinary asexual anything', which immediately resulted in gaiafags taking the piss and driving her off her own post. Enjoy

Gaia is probably my favorite Vade stomping grounds at the moment - she keeps trying to go back to her old, belligerent self and getting shut down by 15 year old weebs. Beautiful