🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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pfffhahahahaa

ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL WAR?
lol nigga so mk ultrad by posts someone made one shit post and he thinks he's hitler in the final bunker, be a hero ralph!
This post could be very autistic (and definitely late) but I didn't know the prestigious Ralph Retort had an official comic strip. It's absolutely nothing of value but I haven't seen it being discussed here. The most notable thing is that Ethan's self insert "befriends" an edgy child


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All in all this is for the Gunt what Moonwalker was for Michael Jackson: a truly terrible product of its time that in hindsight is legitimately terrifying.

Chris did it better

Well damn looks like faith is gunted, hopefully she miscarries or ralph ods and its raised by actual normal humans and not creeps relying on sub minimum wage and dwindling lemon scrip
 
Has the Ralphamale confirmed whether or not the pregnancy is true yet?

He pretty much confirmed it on his blog post:

To make a long story short, their daughter has chosen to live with me and they simply cannot handle it. She’s pregnant with my child, and they can’t accept it.
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Faith is pregnant and they are apparently determined to fuck with us the whole way through. Still, I thought it would be good to throw a little light on the vindictive Vickers duo for a change.
 
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I remembered that in 2018 I had called into Ralph's show a few times to call him a degenerate alcoholic and so on, and eventually after a show he pulled me into a public overflow channel, clearly drunk as shit, and it degenerated into Ralph and 15-20 gunt guards yelling at me for a good 30min+.

If anyone wants to listen/download/mirror, the unlisted recordings are here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSzMyD1Q840 (30min)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGLU2eCNzo (19min)

I don't think I ever posted them anywhere but I remember thinking having 20 people yelling at me all at once was funny, its unlistenable sometimes though.


You can also find the video where I called Mike Enoch a jew, he sperged and Ralph kicked me on my channel here:
Why can't we hear your fucking audio dude?
 
I remembered that in 2018 I had called into Ralph's show a few times to call him a degenerate alcoholic and so on, and eventually after a show he pulled me into a public overflow channel, clearly drunk as shit, and it degenerated into Ralph and 15-20 gunt guards yelling at me for a good 30min+.

If anyone wants to listen/download/mirror, the unlisted recordings are here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSzMyD1Q840 (30min)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGLU2eCNzo (19min)

I don't think I ever posted them anywhere but I remember thinking having 20 people yelling at me all at once was funny, its unlistenable sometimes though.


You can also find the video where I called Mike Enoch a jew, he sperged and Ralph kicked me on my channel here:
Where ever we go, there is nectar flowing!
 
Imagine Rackets hosting a stream in the not too distant future and bringing in Ralph to have a friendly chat....

And in the same way he stitched up Tonka prior to Knoxville he starts pulling in Gunty's enemies one by one to humiliate him

It might even eclipse the 'YOU GONNA HOLLER OVER ME!' clip...

A man can dream
Ngl I've disliked Rackets ever since the Tonka entrapment. While its a funny concept, it's also fairly scummy to do and incredibly hypocritical if you're someone like Rackets, who professes to be a devout Christian and preached being morally righteous.
 
Whatever the case he is using his unborn child as a human shield against criticism and consequences. If its a lie it just makes things worse for him. It keeps getting more disgusting every single day.
i think vickers backing off will be good, its more boring but doesnt risk the legal side as much with him not posting anymore so it might fuck him harder lol

i noticed ralph got fuck all engagement for his tweet about his shitty article
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Why does Ralph always have to do such exceptional shit at such weird hours... no matter, here's my take and I hope Ralph reads it! So what we have here is a man who told his child bride that he loved her within 2 days after meeting her on Twitter, we have a man that his first instinct on learning that Plate Gang had found out about their relationship back in April was to break it off with her due to embarrassment, we have a man who later used his child bride to cheat on his girlfriend at the time then later attempt to garner a threesome out of it, we have a man who once it was discovered that the child bride was cheating on him with a methhead was to ruin her life by leaking revenge porn. Many such cases of clear unhealthy behavior and psychological coercion, this relationship is built upon lies and pain... and now Ralph is bringing a child, an innocent life into this...

Ralph has only set himself up for the worst pain imaginable, Faith will leave him... that much is certain, she's using him, she's wanted a child for a while, and found the must gullible and desperate idiot she could find. Faith is now Ralph's worst detractor, what's stopping her from reporting Ralph to the cops for any litany of reasons. She's notorious for accusing people of fake crimes, what's stopping her from doing the same to Ralph, in fact there are ACTUAL crimes that Ralph has committed that are as clear as day which the Jared Holt's of the world will be more than happy to hear Faith's side. You can't escape from this future Ralph, it's inevitable that she leaves you, you saw the messages that she was sending to Chris, she finds you disgusting. You were about to kick her to the curb after she had her mental breakdown and had to be committed but then you changed your mind, why? Because you just had to prove the Karen Farms wrong, you had to show that Ethan Ralph is a MAN because you think you're in some kind of war, and because you were afraid of what she would do to you.

I hope you realize Ralph that deleting tweets and trying to fix your friendships isn't going to save you, you've signed away your right to good karma the day you decided to rub Sargon's miscarriage in his face. What would happen if Faith had a miscarriage? Knowing your sick mind you'd probably be happy because you wouldn't have to deal with the responsibility of being a parent, because we all know deep down that this kid is nothing more than a pawn in your sick vision of your war... How long is that $50,000 gonna last there buddy? Enjoy now having to take care of your dying mother, your pothead lazy girlfriend, and a kid that more likely than not is going to have severe health problems due to your and Faith's unhealthy lifestyles and drug use.

Our shitposts and effortposts have brought life into this word, we have unimaginable power over your life Ralph you can't go a full 24 hours without reading what we're saying about you and plotting to counter it, you are our slave that dances at our commands! Faith being pregnant may stop her parents but it won't stop the Karen Farms, the posts will continue! (until you die and the thread becomes inactive)
 
Why does Ralph always have to do such exceptional shit at such weird hours... no matter, here's my take and I hope Ralph reads it! So what we have here is a man who told his child bride that he loved her within 2 days after meeting her on Twitter, we have a man that his first instinct on learning that Plate Gang had found out about their relationship back in April was to break it off with her due to embarrassment, we have a man who later used his child bride to cheat on his girlfriend at the time then later attempt to garner a threesome out of it, we have a man who once it was discovered that the child bride was cheating on him with a methhead was to ruin her life by leaking revenge porn. Many such cases of clear unhealthy behavior and psychological coercion, this relationship is built upon lies and pain... and now Ralph is bringing a child, an innocent life into this...

Ralph has only set himself up for the worst pain imaginable, Faith will leave him... that much is certain, she's using him, she's wanted a child for a while, and found the must gullible and desperate idiot she could find. Faith is now Ralph's worst detractor, what's stopping her from reporting Ralph to the cops for any litany of reasons. She's notorious for accusing people of fake crimes, what's stopping her from doing the same to Ralph, in fact there are ACTUAL crimes that Ralph has committed that are as clear as day which the Jared Holt's of the world will be more than happy to hear Faith's side. You can't escape from this future Ralph, it's inevitable that she leaves you, you saw the messages that she was sending to Chris, she finds you disgusting. You were about to kick her to the curb after she had her mental breakdown and had to be committed but then you changed your mind, why? Because you just had to prove the Karen Farms wrong, you had to show that Ethan Ralph is a MAN because you think you're in some kind of war, and because you were afraid of what she would do to you.

I hope you realize Ralph that deleting tweets and trying to fix your friendships isn't going to save you, you've signed away your right to good karma the day you decided to rub Sargon's miscarriage in his face. What would happen if Faith had a miscarriage? Knowing your sick mind you'd probably be happy because you wouldn't have to deal with the responsibility of being a parent, because we all know deep down that this kid is nothing more than a pawn in your sick vision of your war... How long is that $50,000 gonna last there buddy? Enjoy now having to take care of your dying mother, your pothead lazy girlfriend, and a kid that more likely than not is going to have severe health problems due to your and Faith's unhealthy lifestyles and drug use.

Our shitposts and effortposts have brought life into this word, we have unimaginable power over your life Ralph you can't go a full 24 hours without reading what we're saying about you and plotting to counter it, you are our slave that dances at our commands! Faith being pregnant may stop her parents but it won't stop the Karen Farms, the posts will continue! (until you die and the thread becomes inactive)
Its pretty much guaranteed that it will have a ridiculous case of fetal alcohol syndrome
 
A. Its inherently a form of lying to someone and intentionally misleading them for their own humiliation and your personal benefit.
B. Tonka called him out on it during the stream, and Nick starts to pretend like he didnt do any of it, despite his smug winking to the camera as shits going down.
C. As someone who while not a Christian but having read the New Testament, I've always pictured that being a good Christian would he to emulate the deeds and teachings of Christ, Paul, and the Apostles. Ask yourself: would any of those men engage in underhanded shit like this?
 
A. Its inherently a form of lying to someone and intentionally misleading them for their own humiliation and your personal benefit.
B. Tonka called him out on it during the stream, and Nick starts to pretend like he didnt do any of it, despite his smug winking to the camera as shits going down.
C. As someone who while not a Christian but having read the New Testament, I've always pictured that being a good Christian would he to emulate the deeds and teachings of Christ, Paul, and the Apostles. Ask yourself: would any of those men engage in underhanded shit like this?
I know of one Apostle who would do that for the equivalent of a superchat in silver.
 
I know i've already said this, yes its fucking funny as shit whats happening now but if this pregnancy is legit, the sins of the father shouldn't be held against the child. Let us pray to the Chorne god that he give thee child a good life, fellow NEET Samurai!

lmfao holy shit he actually said that nonononono...

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GAYDUR... GAYDUR I'M A VETERAN ON THE INTERNET... THEY'LL BE SACRIFICED TO THE CORN LONG BEFORE ME, SIR.
Oh man I haven't heard that voice in ages, who was he again?
 
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