🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Did Gator piss himself? or is that just a stylistic choice?
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It's one of those weird Internet jokes. I don't know why the crotch stain is funny, but it's funny.

Faalbian said:
Don't know about you, but I don't want that awkward conversation with my boss explaining them why some slurring redneck is calling the company.
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@adezero could just say some ex you dumped because they were a psycho is stalking you and trying to get you fired. Once you've said that, the odds are the Gunt won't be able to get you fired.

Delicious Diversity said:
It looks like Vickers has lost himself in his rage and has turned on you with his laser eyes @Burger Fox 🤣
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Vickers hasn't officially said that Operation Scooby Snacks won't happen. Ruh Roh Rethan!
 
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Captain Manning said:
I would just like to credit Ralph for something. After all, fair is fair.

I think I'm now firmly pro-choice.

Thanks Ralph. I've been wrestling with that one for a while. I disagree with Rackets on this as well. Keep this degenerate shit up, and I'll probably end up thinking Buck v. Bell was the greatest judicial decision ever, and that state-mandated sterilization of Gunts is in the public interest.
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All becomes gunt said:
With Dax's grand reveals so far about pegging i think he would prefer it if it was a boy.
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Quite possible. Remember Dax's hot take is that he believes everybody who watches porn imagines themselves as the submissive partner. In addition to the momumental idiocy of that take, it's possibly a freudian slip where he just admitted he wants to take it up the ass. Such is Hollywood.

mastercthulhu said:
Dont do any more stream sniping your takes are freezing cold and you dont know any of the lore, do ask for some outlines. also one day your kids will hear the jim leaks of you asking for outlines, cant wait
rope your self b4 they see the shame
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Eh. Honestly, I think Bryan did okay last night. Bryan's problem is that he does some good things punctuated by spaghetti exploding from his pockets. He needs to swear off the damn pasta.

The outline thing he's just gonna have to live with. Just like Matt is gonna have to live with geological formations. Both can still pleasantly surprise though.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Quite possible. Remember Dax's hot take is that he believes everybody who watches porn imagines themselves as the submissive partner. In addition to the momumental idiocy of that take, it's possibly a freudian slip where he just admitted he wants to take it up the ass. Such is Hollywood.
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His spergging has been flaring up lately... and he's been hanging out with DigiBro...

Dax might become uh...

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Daxi any day now.
 
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mastercthulhu said:
Dont do any more stream sniping your takes are freezing cold and you dont know any of the lore, do ask for some outlines. also one day your kids will hear the jim leaks of you asking for outlines, cant wait
rope your self b4 they see the shame
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🤔 brand new account:agree:
🤔 mad on the internet for streamsniping Ralph:agree:
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Whatcha doing @theralph 🤔🤔🤔
 
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The Jokester said:
I hope the baby is a girl. Let's see how friendly Ralph wants to be with Diddler Dax when he has a baby daughter. I won't know any man who would stand to be around anyone who defends drawn child porn
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That's way too optimistic. I've seen many a white trash family passively overlook a child being abused out of convenience for the rest of the family, and the Ralph family (now including Faith) is the epitome of white gutter trash.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
His spergging has been flaring up lately... and he's been hanging out with DigiBro...

Dax might become uh...

um...

Daxi any day now.
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The problem with that is, according to his own book, he'd become the inferior gender. He'd have to let everybody shit all over him then.

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