Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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Uh, doesn't this kind of throw the whole "Kamala misspoke and quickly corrected herself" thing out of the window?
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Biden would look unbelievably awful in a four hour, livestreamed, not scripted debate. As much as Joe Rogan is dude weed bro I'd trust him to do it fairly. It'll never happen though because Biden is so far into his dementia he'd probably literally fall asleep or would be rambling incoherently for four hours or would accidentally say nigger or admit to a rape.
Joe Rogan is already getting called out for shit he's said in the past: https://www.foxnews.com/media/the-view-sunny-hostin-joe-rogan-misogynistic-racist-homophobic
I'm sure it has everything to do with a comedian saying jokes and nothing to do with Biden almost being a literal retard.
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I love Joe. Every time the man goes out, I get to mine the gold that is Biden('s team).
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I'll just leave this here. Yep! Totally Ahead in Florida! By Double no Tripple Digits! We Swear! Would we lie to you?
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I wonder if we'll have other cases of "Biden-ing" in the future - when an unpopular political candidate favoured by the establishment is put at at VP slot to a person who will quit the millisecond after the elections are over.
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If Trump beats Biden by a landslide, I think that will kill off that idea really quickly.
I can't imagine the average sane voter liking the political equivalent of Grima Wormtongue and Théoden, let alone Bernie/Yang/Gabbard fans who got ratfucked.
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Have Bernie fans really been all that upset this election? Maybe since the primaries effectively ended so early compared to 2016.
That's why I was always so perplexed by the overconfidence in a Clinton victory (well only one of the reasons), because you could tell the far-left part of the Democratic base was really pissed off.
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Yeah, come to think of it more of the outrage was coming from Tulsi fans. And Tulsi herself, come to think of it.
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Female Dame Pesos weighs in on Biden in Florida today.
EDIT: Damn, too late.
EDIT: Damn, too late.
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I haven’t been on their side for a long time, but that’s something that’s made me wonder about the dems and their supporters in general since I’ve started learning more about guns and the military. Service pistols are generally issued to people that aren’t supposed to directly enter combat like artillery crews or officers, and even that is getting phased out in a lot of places. They’re not really “weapons of war” in any way that matters, though we have the rigjt to those too of course.
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Okay, this one was kind of fun. It's not surprising at all that Biden had to use a teleprompter for his last speech, so I don't know why someone felt the need to put a giant arrow pointing at it, but the funny part comes when you figure out where he is. Politico lets it be known that Joe Biden gave this speech from the Museum of Natural History in Delaware, and that placard and the curve of the field made it really easy to find on the satellite. Not that it's particularly difficult to guess because this museum is small as Hell, and also currently closed.
The really funny part, aside from making Joe Biden stand behind some random-ass building just to make it look like he went somewhere, is that he didn't.
Joe Biden's home in Delaware is like a 10 minute drive away from this field, if even. He could wake up from a nap, shuffle over to the museum to deliver his speech, and be back in his basement in under half an hour. We're 49 days out from the election and Joe Biden is still dicking around within 10 minutes of his house.
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Looks like scientific american has officially endorsed biden, in its very first presidential endorsement 'cause its a matter of life and death'
Literally with no indication of what trump should have done differently or what would have been done differently if someone else had been in office. These people are fucking insane
Literally with no indication of what trump should have done differently or what would have been done differently if someone else had been in office. These people are fucking insane
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You know, every day I question more and more if Democrats qualify as human beings. They are monsters for putting the electorate through this charade.
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What the fuck is he even saying at this point?
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I'm kind of loving the idea that the first woman President of the United States will need to have an asterisk next to her name because she wasn't even at the top of her ticket when the election happened.
What a shitty way to make history.
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"Nurses would whisper in my ear, 'Go home and get me pillows'".
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There's already an asterisk on the title. Edith Wilson was the de facto president from 1919-1921. Ol' Woody didn't take too well to his baby, the League of Nations, being rejected by his own countrymen, to the point he stroked out over it.
EDIT: Don't rate that feels, stroking out amid his greatest creation being rejected by his countrymen is a fitting end for that prick.
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"Don't you dare wear white till after labor day and they'll be having a sale at Bon Ton's lady's department soon!"
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In 2016 there were quite a few big newspapers and magazines that came out endorsing Clinton, the first Democrat that they had ever endorsed in their publishing history. The legacy media is just finally having to show its true colors.
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