Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

So Amy posted last night that her $300+ donations thru her PayPal, purchased 3 gift cards totalling $50.25 put on each. Here's the issue, that is half of what was donated & you CAN'T put that odd of amount on VISA, MASTERCARD Gift Cards. Gift Cards come in EVEN amounts.
She said she was doing Walmart gift cards. They will do any oddball amount that you want so long as the starting amount is more than $5 IIRC.
 
I’ve been thinking that our blessed lady of the wooden spoons and REEchains, has gone about this Sad situation in the entirely the wrong way.
If she really wanted to help, couldn’t she have donated the grime epoxy ridden heejabs as a way to smother the flames. I have no knowledge of the chemical composition of the cloth, however the shroud of Turin survived a fire, one could reason that she of unholiest of stench clothing may be fire proof.
or would it smell like bacon, fuckit it’s 1:30 am imma drunk and hungie
 
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Edit: damn, forgot the subtitle. should read Ham Planets Destroy Earth.
*But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride, I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a...
Science Fiction Double Feature...........*



Sorry, I gotta PL just a little. These are so fucking bad. SO BAD! Resin casting is not a cheap hobby. If you want to make worthwhile pieces, you don't use glitter from the dollar tree, and the pours are lumpy, the mix is bad, there is no cohesiveness.

I know its Amy, mediocre is raising the bar for her, but god damn it, anyone who is dumb enough to buy one of these deserves to get grifted
I agree and it's not that I'm trying to be mean because I don't like Amy, so I have to put down everything she does. If the stuff she made was in any way good or aesthetically appealing even a little bit, I'd give her credit for it. And it's not like I'm some art snob where everything has to on the level of Da Vinci or Michelangelo for me to appreciate it. Hey, I'd love to see the Sistine chapel in person one day, but I admit, sometimes I just like colorful items that glitter and sparkle simply because they are eye catching and pretty.
However, Amy's reechains are really awful. There is just nothing redeeming about them...In addition to the glitter being cheap and clumpy like Easy said, Amy will pour in different colors that dont go together and dont form any kind of cohesive pattern. Then she throws those stupid little knick knacks into the mix because she thinks they look cute or that they are somehow meaningful, but it all just winds up looking like a bunch of random crap someone tossed together in their junk drawer.
 
I would treasure the fuck out of a reechain given to me by a completely spherical being dressed entirely in spandex, speaking a language I cannot comprehend, when I no longer had a door. Or Rees. I mean, keys.

it would be tangible proof of the lunacy that exists in the world.

Edit: hiya, gorls. Missed you!
 
Not trying to PL but today I spent 300 on my kids for back to school. Just saying ….
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HA! Proves nothing. All those people got was an ugly reechain and an ad for "Amy's Life Fatness". It was also awkward as fuck.
I'll never believe her, you can't make me believe her :P
Especially nice touch with the out of breath, beet red faced, blob carrying her knock off LV lunch bag.
 
Okay, I'm confused. Why is this so generous of AMY? As far as I can see she's not spending a cent of her own money towards these alleged gift cards. She bought them with subscriber money and is handing them out with her shite reechains. That's it. She's put out nothing but some gas and shitty cheap art supplies.
 


Welcome to Amy's self service drive up. How may she help herself today?

-Welcome back to my pixelated crotch goblins

-If you're new, welcome TO my pixelated crotch goblins

-Imagine it's the 80s and you're tryeeng to see some titties on Cinemax

-BUT IT'S SCRAMBLED

-And instead of titties, it's booger feasts and an improperly installed booster seat

-We're on our little

-um

....

...adventure to exploit the homelsss

-By donateeng the giff cards she received from donations

-Six lucky winners will be receiving an all expenses paid trip to GO FUCK YOURSELF

-Will show receipts when she gets them

-YOU'LL GET TO SEE EVERYTHEENG!!!!

-Except the part with the people

-Susscribers tole her not to record

-THIS IS NOT ABOUT AMY AND HER THING!!!!

-Going to Wommart

-Here's the receipt

-Six giff cards @ 50.25

-ONE CARD

-TWO CARD

-TRES CARD

-FOUR CARD

-FIE CARD

-SIX

-Will put one card in different envelopes

-Keep your eye on the pea

-WHICH SHELL IS IT UNDER???????????

-Reechains

-Donateeng

-Appreciates your donations

-THIS IS NOT ABOUT AMY!!!!

-Grapeful

-HI!!! ARE YOU PEOPLE AFFECTED BY THE FIRES??????

-I HAFF A YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!!

-Here's a giff card for beening affected

-HI!!!! ARE YOU AFFECTED BY FIRE????????

-Lemme talk to you

-I HAFF A YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!

-I am here to bless you with a giff card

-Passed out three giff cards

-Will pass out more tomorrow

*yawn

-THE ENVELOPES ARE IN A BASKET!!!!

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Going to Cossco now

*yawn

-She will go home and haff a nap

-Was up til 5:30

-Ended up hafting to get back up at 10

-BYE
 
I tapped out after the first 2 donations. Maybe I'm just too much of a wimp but I found that too cringe inducing for words - awkward as hell.
Me too. Once I realized she was actually just driving around going up to random people and asking "hey, are you some of the people affected by the fires?" I was like.... nooooo, nope, the second-hand embarrassment is too great. The $50.25 gift cards also make my eyeballs itchy. Here's fifty bucks and a QUARTER. Just because.
 
Is it actually physiologically possible to cringe so much, at the image of a rotund bowling ball disguised as a human bean That your neck and limbs retract into your body?
the absolute cheek of her actually doing this... I’m done, there’s not enough alcohol to ease the absurdity of all of this. my good friends you are the light and sanity of this train wreck I can’t stop watching.
 
She's speaking like she's the Pope, bestowing acts of miraculous benevolence onto common mortals. You didn't erase someone's leprosy or resurrect a stillborn, Amy. You gave a bewildered person who has just lost their earthly possessions an envelope with a Wal-Mart giftcard and shitty keychain that will be either forgotten in a junk drawer or thrown out outright.
 
What was she doing, driving around a parking lot?
She was in the parking lot across the street from the fairgrounds (the fairgrounds are the actual shelter AFAIK). My brain checked out at some point so I may have missed it if she clarified, but my guess is Saint A-me found out that no, she couldn't waddle into the shelter and so she found people that were across the street with their vehicles.
 
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