🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[SeymourCoxs]

Seems like Ethan's having a rough day.

SO YOU HAD A BAD DAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

 

[The Qbe]

I don't know if late but sad news guntleman

 

[Grim_Autismo]

IF true, how much do you guys wana bet Faith is cutting out alcohol and "just smoking weed because it's safe for the baby"

What's great is that it's not legal in Virginia and CPS will rip it out of her arms as soon as its born if it tests positive for weed. HAVE FUN LOSING YOUR CHILD BECAUSE OF YOUR CHEMICAL DEPENDENCIES, SLAG!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

IF true, how much do you guys wana bet Faith is cutting out alcohol and "just smoking weed because it's safe for the baby"

That's an excellent point.

Ralph you're drinking for two now!

 

[Sam Losco]

@Sam Losco that's right, you have that bingo card on there you sonofabitch!

Also can you imagine trying to make a bingo on that fucking card? That's something the priests whipped up to make sure none of the old ladies get to take home the rotisserie chicken that night.

Lol
You can get a 9 square super bingo across, or a regular 5 square up and down or diagonal.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Ralph is back to being late.
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He couldn't even make it to the second say without being late

Take your bets, will Ralph make it to the end of the week without being late
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[MeltyTW]

What's great is that it's not legal in Virginia and CPS will rip it out of her arms as soon as its born if it tests positive for weed. HAVE FUN LOSING YOUR CHILD BECAUSE OF YOUR CHEMICAL DEPENDENCIES, SLAG!

dependencies shes been able to feed or even foster because of the gunt's toxic influence least we forget

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Ralph is back to being late.
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How can someone be late to work every FUCKING day... when they're self employed? You're the one setting the deadlines Ethan!

 

[Angry Shoes]

How can someone be late to work every FUCKING day... when they're self employed? You're the one setting the deadlines Ethan!

Because he's a white negroid

 

[Shady Attorney]

I don't know if late but sad news guntleman
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I bet you he’s threatening her with their sex tape

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Seems like Ethan's having a rough day.

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Did he unironically drop a "If only you knew how bad thing really are"?

 

[ClipBitch]

He's been alluding to some mysterious background stress for a long time. Even before Faith and the Vickers was a known thing.

 

[Angry Shoes]

He's been alluding to some mysterious background stress for a long time. Even before Faith and the Vickers was a known thing.

Sounds like a convenient excuse to be a lazy bitch.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

The only stress is his life is the stress on his chair legs.

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

Ralph already sounding drunk.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Ralph already sounding drunk.

And on uppers.

EDIT: Listen to this nigga ramble like an uninteresting person after two lines of booger sugar.

 

[Postal Pippa]

@theralph Calm down you late tubby fuck. Youll bring yourself down soon enough, just like on the beach in Miami.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

My he's in such a chipper mood tonight! Wonder why...

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Alright, he's finally on. The usual recap incoming.

I'm thinking he's gonna be super smug tonight.

 

[MeltyTW]

Sounds like Ralph fell outta the chair during his yelling and on camera had to readjust his mic he toppled over,