🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Had]

JMK needs to chill the fuck out, this is pure spergy.

Nick should bring him on just for the rope a sperg alone
but the Sperg energy, mentioning of PPP and godwinson and the fact that he called him his stalker means it can only be one man

 

[SargonF00t]

You make a good point. I would certainly fire anyone who willingly associated with him like she did. Shows a big lack of judgement and morals.

Depends on how you're associated I guess. If you had a clean twitter and otherwise did something that pissed him off it would be a badge of honor, but if you were one of his past associates maybe not

What if you had gobbled his knob and rimmed him?

 

[Squire of Gothos]

With regards to stream sniping Ralph here's my takes on it. I'm going to compare it to how DSP gets stream sniped, there's a dedicated snipe that is always sniping him called Dark Dave. His stream is zero commentary besides chat controlled soundboard clips, he streams everything including the boring shit that no one watches. I think with Ralph a dedicated snipe would get under his skin, especially with a free chat that can say whatever the hell they want.

Then you have the Tevin and LyteSydeBill stream snipes, and they specifically will either snipe streams they know are likely to have something of note occur or if there's a particular game that DSP is playing which they like to watch him play poorly at. With Ralph it's definitely much more difficult to determine if a stream is worth sniping since compared to DSP he's far more unstable and there's a lot more random chance to his antics, Phil is much more predictable. I think though that you can go by who he has on as guest and any other outside circumstances to determine if a stream snipe with commentary is warranted. Fridays are probably pretty good even without a guest since it's the end of the week, any alt-right guest is good, anyone controversial, or if Ralph has been acting particularly unhinged on Twitter prior to the stream. I guess this is mainly aimed at @Jester69 and @Bryan Dunn if they decide they want to keep sniping Ralph, don't do it everyday just do it whenever you feel like it. Tonight was a great example of a stream to just ignore entirely.

 

[Edilg]

Honestly Ralph needs to move to a private platform. The Killstream always brought in money by being controversial. Either he's going to be eventually kicked off Dlive or Dlive is gonna shut down.

For the sake of your unborn child, Ralph. You need to make a change.

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

Is it suspect that Tardski has been a no show for days now without even a brief plug or mention?

The gunt really is clinging on like a drowned rat on driftwood at this point also of intrest is Shannon keeps bailing early.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

With regards to stream sniping Ralph here's my takes on it. I'm going to compare it to how DSP gets stream sniped, there's a dedicated snipe that is always sniping him called Dark Dave. His stream is zero commentary besides chat controlled soundboard clips, he streams everything including the boring shit that no one watches. I think with Ralph a dedicated snipe would get under his skin, especially with a free chat that can say whatever the hell they want.

Then you have the Tevin and LyteSydeBill stream snipes, and they specifically will either snipe streams they know are likely to have something of note occur or if there's a particular game that DSP is playing which they like to watch him play poorly at. With Ralph it's definitely much more difficult to determine if a stream is worth sniping since compared to DSP he's far more unstable and there's a lot more random chance to his antics, Phil is much more predictable. I think though that you can go by who he has on as guest and any other outside circumstances to determine if a stream snipe with commentary is warranted. Fridays are probably pretty good even without a guest since it's the end of the week, any alt-right guest is good, anyone controversial, or if Ralph has been acting particularly unhinged on Twitter prior to the stream. I guess this is mainly aimed at @Jester69 and @Bryan Dunn if they decide they want to keep sniping Ralph, don't do it everyday just do it whenever you feel like it. Tonight was a great example of a stream to just ignore entirely.

The only thing I have to add to this is that a consistent no commentary snipe or recording should be made just in case there is something that happens that ralph and the guntguard immediately sweep up. Ralph is in more of a DFE mode now than he has been in the past and as a result if we dont have someone making a raw copy of it we risk losing out on some corn. Every kernal counts.

 

[ClipBitch]

Honestly Ralph needs to move to a private platform. The Killstream always brought in money by being controversial. Either he's going to be eventually kicked off Dlive or Dlive is gonna shut down.

For the sake of your unborn child, Ralph. You need to make a change.

Is $50 in lemons a day enough to host your own personal streaming platform?

 

[Edilg]

Is it suspect that Tardski has been a no show for days now without even a brief plug or mention?
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You never really know with Godwinson but he mentioned a really close GuntGuard has been reaching out to him and that he didn't want to redeem him because he's been redeemed so many times before

Is $50 in lemons a day enough to host your own personal streaming platform?

He could take out a loa- oh wait...

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Honestly Ralph needs to move to a private platform. The Killstream always brought in money by being controversial. Either he's going to be eventually kicked off Dlive or Dlive is gonna shut down.

For the sake of your unborn child, Ralph. You need to make a change.

Or.
Ooooooorrrr
Or or or, Ralph

Be a real man and get a job. Now that you've decided to make a baby you're going to have to.

For real this time. I mean it. Amazon. Pick orders. 15/hr. Do killstreams after work.

That what a real man does. I can almost guarantee that if you actually contributed to society most people would stop fucking with you because like a wise native american once said, "You don't step to a real man."

 

[Fslur]

Is it true Ade and her fat friend got ED kicked off their hosting service? As I recall she used to date one of the ED guys and Ralph said she told him he would slap her around and I've never heard a denial. She also dated an 18 year old before Ralph did. I know she used to get hate here until she turned heel on the gunt and went on stream with 3P and Kraut. There's great milk potential here and no one wants to do the legwork and she may be getting her "big tiddy (fat) friend" to relay messages publicly for her.

Are you believing the deleted tweet Ralph wrote claiming they did that? Lmao.

Also Ade broke up with AEdiot (the owner of ED) back in March? Tf she would wait this long?

This is Ralph just trying and FAILING to stir shit. Hence why deleted his tweet. Ade is actually working with ED to improve Ralph’s article
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*edit grammar

 

[MeltyTW]

He could take out a loa- oh wait...

i love that every little statement or dumbass remark or idiotic long term flaw is biting him in the ass

 

[Haru Okumura]

Here's Ethan's shiny new LLC:

Site (archive)

EDIT: It seems like directly uploaded PDFs can't be embedded and instead sit in the attachments section below, so that's where you can find the 'Initial Filing" document.

 

[instythot]

Yea come to think of it, in the past Ralph has never once been ashamed of something he could consider a win. Knocking Faith up and pissing off daddy and the alaws would be a "win" for him, so he should be gabbing about it on Twitter. Why would he try burying it?

Because she lied to him about it. He immediately ran with it in a direction she didn't anticipate so she probably came clean - other than people in this thread, who would have guessed his first course of action would be to use news of a pregnancy to call his girlfriend's father a faggot?

Now he looks like a fool if he tells everyone that his wisely chosen finely aged potato lies about pregnancies, he's gonna get shit on if he backs out of it with a fake miscarriage, and we're gonna laugh forever if he goes the fake abortion route. He's shutting down the topic because he can't figure out a way out of it where he's not a living punchline

 

[Squire of Gothos]

The only thing I have to add to this is that a consistent no commentary snipe or recording should be made just in case there is something that happens that ralph and the guntguard immediately sweep up. Ralph is in more of a DFE mode now than he has been in the past and as a result if we dont have someone making a raw copy of it we risk losing out on some corn. Every kernal counts.

Good point, that and a stream snipe can record the chat, the views, and the lemon count as well. Way back when the chat was on Ralph's side he used to show the chat on screen, but once he started getting shit on he decided to remove it entirely and not being able to see the chat really messes up context sometimes and can disprove or prove if chat really was in revolt if something happens.

 

[2021Murder]

That would explain why she was wearing a longsleeve shirt on an 105 degree day.

she's 100% a druggie, we all joked about meth teeth, but that combined with never showing her skin is extremely suspect.

also since we now know Ralph and the paki broke up way sooner than february, why did he take off like two weeks in december to go to dc, he had a bizare streaming schedule then because he had to spend time with his wife, remember that?

Also when do you all abandon catching up with a thread? i've been 80 pages behind the last 3 days. and ethan clearly hasn't done that much to cause so many pages, so i bet there's a lot of moralfagging and sperging ahead of me.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

I am genuinely struggling to understand why ralph thinks he can afford a child right now.

Obvious environmental and personality concerns aside, he isn't making any god damn money. $50k in the bank is going to be burned thru really fucking fast by clothing, healthcare, food, etc. The only way I see him affording it is if they go on welfare and both work full time, on opposite shifts so that someone is with the kid. Let's be honest, Momma Gunt isn't up to watching the kid when she has one foot in the grave.

If he didn't feel like a parasite already, welfare will cement that in the view of literally everyone, himself included. That, combined with the stress of working opposite shifts with someone you're supposed to love and raise a child with? Hell, better people than the gunt have tried that and failed.

If their house is actually rented, Vickers would be doing them a financial kindness buying it and letting them stay in it. One that neither ralph or faith deserve at this point, and I'm pretty sure Vickers isn't going to offer.

As I said, other glaring concerns aside, there's no way you can look at your own life in that kind of state and say "yeah I'm ready for a kid." Am I missing something that makes ralph a financially viable parent?

The pregnancy is a lie. It has to be.

 

[Pixis]

Ya it's fake, Ralph would be milking this shit for money if it were true. If anything this is all some ploy to blame a "miscarriage" on "stress" caused by the parents. So Mr. Vickers is now neutered and won't be able to give us any of these messages or Discord logs, meaning no content from him for the foreseeable future. Unless Ralph gets arrested or we get an epic Pillstream sometime in the next week I consider his alogging attempts an unmitigated failure, didn't get Faith back, no Pillstream, pending failing grade from me.

I wonder if the whole pregnancy thing isn't something Ralph made up entirely on his own without faith knowing. That would explain him not wanting to talk about it. And it makes even more sense if we're going to assume he's limiting what faith sees on twitter and other social media. Just a thought. This was my schizo-post for the evening.

Edited out another post

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Here's Ethan's shiny new LLC:

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Site (archive)

EDIT: It seems like directly uploaded PDFs can't be embedded and instead sit in the attachments section below, so that's where you can find the 'Initial Filing" document.

LMFAO I think I know what he is trying to do. He is trying to bury his assets before the wedding. Nick and Ty talked about this on a stream before, about how if you are afraid you might have a messy divorce down the road you could bury your income in an llc or trust to avoid it getting taken in a divorce or civil suit. He is literally doing asset protection.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

Here's Ethan's shiny new LLC:

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Site (archive)

EDIT: It seems like directly uploaded PDFs can't be embedded and instead sit in the attachments section below, so that's where you can find the 'Initial Filing" document.

How exactly are you tying this to Ethan?

 

[instythot]

You never really know with Godwinson but he mentioned a really close GuntGuard has been reaching out to him and that he didn't want to redeem him because he's been redeemed so many times before

I thought that was an extended cold war spying metaphor tangled up in a setup for recordings from a fake someone connected to the killstream. Unless he mentioned it again since the tinker-tailor bit?

I'd write it off as x-filesposting and a dramatic flair