Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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"I've got — hold on lemme pull it up — this song I hear everybody in Mehico takes a siesta to: It's, we called it The Cucaracha!" -Job Eiden
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Bailando would have been a good choice, just not, you know, through the phone. Could even have gone for like a Selena song? Then their surrogates could make up that she was killed by a white supremacist. Actually, that sounds like exactly something his team would do. Could even play into the whole "I too have grieved for the death of a child who was rising to stardom." Damn, what a missed opportunity.
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Do Mexicans/Hispanics even listen to a Bieber song?
I’m gonna hold out for the Macarena.
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I keep picturing biden deepfaked onto dr evil doing the macarena. "I'm with it! Im hip!"
I just don't care enough to do it.
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Biden hasn't started prepping for the debates.
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Meanwhile Trump is debating in a Democrat stacked town hall in a city surrounded by rioting joggers and commies. This is a very strange training arc.
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Meanwhile Trump is debating in a Democrat stacked town hall in a city surrounded by rioting joggers and commies. This is a very strange training arc.
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It's sad that Biden seemed mostly miserable in his campaign and the only time he seemed happy was playing some song that became a dead meme to pander to latinos.
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Oooooh my goooood.....
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Here's How Trump's Strategy of 100 Pushups, 100 Situps and a 10km Run Every. Single Day. Could Leave Him Unprepared in The Debates Against Biden — The Atlantic
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Apparently the excuse for the “Despacito” is that the singer is the one who announced him right before.
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There’s some good shit there.
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There’s some good shit there.
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There is no way he knows how to download a ringtone to his Jitterbug and then navigate through the menus to select it. This is such pandering, it’s gross.
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at the next trump rally:
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to be fair if threatened with Arkansascide I'd probably flail around randomly to find whatever VIVA DEMS AMIRITE FELLOW KIDS too
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Yeah, but how will Trump simulate the Full Biden in his debate prep? It would seem cruel to steal an Alzheimer patient from a local nursing home? Where will he find somebody that clueless, arrogant, and confused. And I mean Besides Jim Acosta!
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I’ve been thinking for a while that the one good thing to come from this Biden campaign is an increase in dementia awareness. I feel I’ve learnt so much about the disease (that Joe absolutely doesn’t have) just from reading here and watching Youtube, it’s not a ‘scary unknown’ to me anymore.
If Biden keeps pursuing this election shouldn’t we know what’s wrong with him? Or is the health transparency thing only for sitting Presidents? I’d love to have all our suspicions confirmed one way or the other and to find out what’s happening behind the scenes. Hopefully there will be a tell-all book eventually but I feel you Americans deserve to know NOW before going to the polls. Shouldn’t there be an official statement on his very obvious health decline?
If Biden keeps pursuing this election shouldn’t we know what’s wrong with him? Or is the health transparency thing only for sitting Presidents? I’d love to have all our suspicions confirmed one way or the other and to find out what’s happening behind the scenes. Hopefully there will be a tell-all book eventually but I feel you Americans deserve to know NOW before going to the polls. Shouldn’t there be an official statement on his very obvious health decline?
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Hillary Clinton, obviously. The Dems seem intent on doubling down on all her mistakes for whatever reason.
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a good DM could probably figure out a Random Joe Table, like "1-3 = CMON MAN" "4-7 = well I remember one time when [incoherent babble intensifies]" and so forth
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I keep forgetting how minorities in their countries of origin are based by our standards. And the minorities that end up here, are all pussies that have lived a very comfortable life compared to the motherland and deserved to be gassed.
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Trump responders are the funniest people on the internet. They actually think he sees or cares about the posts calling him bad cheeto Russian bot racist orange man. For a ton of leftist activists, calling Trump a fat retard on Twitter is probably the extent of their “activism”.
These people truly are delusional. This 75IQ Muslim broad’s (your husband lets you use the computer?) Twitter is full of posts like this, earnestly believing that Biden is going to pwn Trump somehow.
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