🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[not william stenchever]

high end tranny escort websites

Guys I have an idea to secure funding for the forum.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

I hate to be an English teacher but that's just an awkward way to phrase things, it's like saying "during the middle of the end of Gamergate" but more awkward. A better way to phrase it would be "towards the end of gamergate" though knowing Ralph he probably never graduated high school

That and his over-abundance of the use of parentheses.
In several paragraphs, he uses them multiple times in each.
Again, 6th grader book report.

 

[Captain Manning]

There are only 2 websites Ralph has bookmarked kiwifarms and high end tranny escort websites

Not true. The lazy fuck likely has his Maker's Mark delivered in bulk.

 

[MeltyTW]

Well that was fast, @adezero you should have dumped everything he clearly has been working on this since yesterday and probably prior to it:

Spoiler: Article Text

I first met Adrienne Blair of Farmington Hills, Michigan about 5 years ago, during the middle of the death throes of GaemrGate. At that time, she was dating a guy named Brian Zaiger. Back then, he was the owner of Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED). The site is dead nowadays and no one really gives a fuck about it, but back then, it really did have some influence. I used to also write on this site daily and have ten’s of thousands of views. Ade, as I usually called her, was also a writer. So, we talked about that sort of thing from time to time.

As for her actual skill, she has no flair or charisma on the page, but she can write a competent article. That’s why I eventually let her write here. But, wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s get back to the timeline…

As I mentioned, Adrienne Blair was dating Zaiger at the time. Before all was said and done, she would break up with him over 5 times. He used to slap her around often and he was also a heroin addict. However, this is a woman who hates herself and usually has about 18 pills worth of Adderall coursing through her veins at any given time. She’s told countless lies about me and others. Now, I’m not so sure about her story. Perhaps she was not telling the full tale and has actually lied about some of the violence allegedly committed against her by Zaiger. Of course, since I didn’t know her true character at the time and she had been a friend, I didn’t even question it.

I didn’t know anything at the time besides what she told me.

Fast forward a bit to 2018 or so and she’s broken up with Zaiger, this time for good (allegedly). I guess he tried to strangle her or something at her apartment. I was appalled by this behavior at the time, and while I still completely disavow it, I can certainly understand the mindset a little bit more (if it even happened). Ms. Blair, in retaliation for this, released pretty much every bit of dirt she had on Zaiger…phone calls, pics, etc. He did indeed look like a mental case. Back then, I thought he deserved it and that this was some kind of special event that justified that kind of release. Now that I know Adrienne Blair, I can tell you that’s just the way she goes through life.

During this period, Zaiger also had Encyclopedia Dramatica stolen out from under him. By most accounts, he deserved this, so I won’t go into all the autistic detail. But I do wonder if that was the final blow that caused her not to take him back. I mean, he had openly cheated on her, slapped her around, stolen money from her, and (according to her) leaked compromising photographs. Still, she took him back every single time. The only thing that was different this time was that he no longer owned ED. You see, Ade is like a whore moth attracted to the e-fame flame. I didn’t realize it then, but some lessons you just have to learn on your own.

Fast forward to early 2020. I’d been friends with Ade for half a decade by now, albeit not close. I was just about to announce my divorce, however she didn’t know this little detail. She was in the Williamsburg area, about an hour away from my home in Richmond, VA. She asked me if I wanted to meet up with her and her 22-year-old boyfriend (she’s 40), and I said sure. The drive wasn’t too bad and the food at the Amber Ox was delicious. But her and her paramour put off a very strange vibe. She would later tell me that it was all the meth and Adderall in her system, but back then I had no idea. Also, her boyfriend Jacob (who she eventually helped take over ED lol) looked like a complete sperg, in a full-length school shooter coat. The only thing missing was a goddamn fedora. He also acted very strange, even more strange than the methed-out Adrienne Blair. Later, while she was describing her own battles with schizophrenia, she would tell me that Jacob imagined himself a living god and would go into deep psychotic states at her house. He thought he had magical powers, basically. I think you’re getting the idea…shit was weird.

Still, it was a free lunch.

A few weeks later, I announced my divorce to the public during the weekend of AFPAC. A few weeks after that, she sent me a message on Twitter and told me she had broken up with Jacob and that he had stolen half her clients on the way out. There was some back and forth for a short period of time, until one day, I sent her a message on Twitter dot com…

This line actually worked on Adrienne Blair. Within one week, she had driven herself across the country to put my dick in her mouth.
I never expected “I just want to fuck you” to land me in the end-zone, but you have to keep something in mind, gentlemen. Most of these whores have no self-esteem. If Ade had any, she wouldn’t have let Zaiger slap her around all those years. She wouldn’t have taken him back every single time, eating shit in public with each degradation. At least I get paid somewhat handsomely for my life being a spectacle. She, to borrow the famous phrase, does it for free. Well, maybe that’s not entirely accurate. She does get something out of the deal…online attention from her more popular boyfriends. That’s what she truly gets off on, because, well, she’s a 40-year-old e-whore.

You see, Adrienne Blair is like a whore moth attracted to the e-fame flame.
I guess when you work at a home reclamation joint all day, you don’t get too much excitement. So, what do you do? Well, you latch onto people more famous than you. But, when your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard and you’re just bland in general, you don’t have too many options. So, Adrienne Blair drove across the country, during the heart of the COVID-19 pandemic, just to let me stick my dick down her throat. Sadly, she wasn’t even very good at that. You would think that with all the mileage on this old broad that she could at least give a decent blowjob, but, I guess not.

A few things struck me from our time together. One, Ade is methed out literally all the time. I never saw any illegal drugs, but she would often boast of having actual meth at her house. When she was with me, it was just her Adderall prescription 24/7. I don’t know if this was the cause of her mental instability or if she’s just naturally unbalanced, but she would often have debilitating panic attacks that I would have to talk her down from, like you would a child. Again, this is a 40-year-old woman we’re talking about. She may be older than I am by half a decade, but she still comports herself like a strung out teenager.

Another was her clinginess. Believe it or not, I work most of the day. Messages, emails, show prep, show ideas, social media…this shit is basically non-stop. She thought I should pay more attention to her than my job. Speaking of my job, she would get upset that I didn’t mention her on-air enough. I thought maybe it was just insecurity at the time, and maybe that was a part of it. But what I really think it was all about is her massive lust for true e-fame. She would seethe constantly about having to work an actual job. In fact, when we first got together, she wasn’t working at all. When she got the offer to go back to Aaron Builders shortly after we started dating, she had a massive panic attack because she knew she had to take it and go back to work. On the day she actually had to return, she sat on the phone with me in her car and cried for a solid hour before I coaxed her into the building.

40. Years. Old.

The last thing that sticks out, for the purposes of this article, was how she absolutely didn’t want to let me leave. I broke up with her on the day before I went to California. Since she was acting so insecure about me not mentioning her enough for the 100th time (not kidding), I said let’s just downgrade this thing to a “friend’s with benefits” type situation. She agreed and I thought we were all good. It wasn’t until I got back from California that she said that we were still together. Why? Because I had never called her back to “finalize.” You see, towards the end of the call, I said I would ring her again to talk about it some more later. But, I had to catch a flight the next morning and the time slipped away. We had clearly already agreed to the status change, though, so I fucked someone else in California. This crazy bitch considers my actions cheating and that’s why she’s now made up a bunch of lies about me online.

No sane person would agree with her assertion with these facts on the table, facts she has curiously omitted from her drugged-out appearances on live stream.

Finally, I got away from Adrienne Blair. She threatened me and attacked me, but I talked her down into friendship once again. Well, or so I thought. Whores like this will never go back to being cool with you. She was simply taking her time and examining where to stick the knife. This is a lesson that I had to learn the hard way, but I won’t be relearning it. Hopefully, a couple of you will read this and recognize some of the patterns in your own relationships. I guarantee you there is some head-nodding going on.

As for Adrienne’s future, I’m sure she will continue whoring herself around the internet until she dies of a massive meth-induced heart attack. But, until then, be weary, gentlemen! This 40-year-old headcase who acts like a 16-year-old junkie is out there on the loose. Let me be the cautionary tale for all you! Don’t be the next victim on this e-whore’s list.

Oh, and I certainly don’t encourage any of you to call Aaron Builders in Farmington Hills, Michigan and let them know Adrienne Blair published my Social Security number online today (I found that out while I was editing). I don’t think it’s a good look to employ someone like that, but it’s their call!

I can see one of these articles being in Faith's future!
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so i was right and ralph was dumb enough to do it anyway publicly too, did ade drop anything in return?

edit lol sorry apparently he had his fucking social dropped @theralph bitch i told you chicks could be crazy motherfuckers, enjoy the ruined credit when bored cowboys fuck it i guess

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Looking at his introduction paragraph for his "article", it is absolute shit. He literally gives no basic hook to at least slowly let the reader ease into who he will be covering. This paragraph would be fine had he put a basic intro for the readers. While no sane person who knows nothing about Ethan will read this, you still have to act like the reader knows jack about who you are talking about. Immediately just running into the subject matter makes this sound like some Discord/email message.

 

[Freedom Fries]

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Glad small business owners can get some breaks. I've just seen a lot of people milk the system and pretend to be destitute by hiding things just to stay under a limit for assistance. It's frustrating to me.

people can write whatever they want off and/or under-report income when reporting to the IRS. That doesn't make it legal. I want to say there's an estimated compliance of a hair over 80%

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph writes exactly the way he talks, which is great because it makes that article perfect. Especially the smug parts where he's bragging about how, "Ah tends of thousands uh hits on ED, even though no one gives a shit about them anymore. Then that whore sucked muh dick. Did I mention I make money by humiliating myself like a whore? What a bitch, heed my warning and get this lady fired!"

He's such a wonderfully monumental piece of shit.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

For fucks sake man, JUST DON'T SAY THAT SHIT OUTLOUD.

Actually its about the ethics of making fun of lolcows

 

[Freedom Fries]

Actually its about the ethics of making fun of lolcows

I get that it's a joke directed at the last paragraph of Ralph's latest blog post, but in general going to jail to own the cow makes you the loser.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Actually its about the ethics of making fun of lolcows

Making fun of does not including actively using their social insurance for fraud. Nothing says "lol i owned you" like committing multiple felonies.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

For fucks sake man, JUST DON'T SAY THAT SHIT OUTLOUD.

Remember guys: there's no need to ween Ethan, Ethan weens himself.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

I get that it's a joke directed at the last paragraph of Ralph's latest blog post, but in general going to jail to own the cow makes you the loser.

I agree.

This post glows in the dark and gave me cancer.

If I was Gunty I would have McNutt'ed myself after Miami

 

[Love Machine]

Applying for loans and credit cards under Ethans name to fuck up his credit would be very funny, and very entertaining.

Im not saying someone should do that

but if they did, they would have my respect.


Edit: lol, are we about to have an "ethics in making fun of lolcows" moment over a joke?

Imagine doing what is essentially fed posting, but for the gunt.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I don't about you guys but I already pre-ordered 10 ps5s under his name. Time to scalp baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Had]

I don't about you guys but I already pre-ordered 10 ps5s under his name. Time to scalp baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Faith will love them im sure

 

[Vetti]

I don't about you guys but I already pre-ordered 10 ps5s under his name. Time to scalp baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just imagine the type of immersive, next gen Kingdom Hearts playthroughs you'll be enjoying on it!

 

[MeltyTW]

Remember guys: there's no need to ween Ethan, Ethan weens himself.

I mean, he literally made a choice so bad he has his fucking ssn out there, nothing we could do would be as bad.

Imagine doing what is essentially fed posting, but for the gunt.

Plus ralph will piss off someone irl who will do the fucked up thing for you anyway, Dlive vickers and most likely verified posters here are flagging ethan and dredging up his dms, his own ex's are doxing him etc etc, hes a self filleting cow

 

[Delicious Diversity]

@adezero For what it's worth Ralph is a complete nobody, no one besides a few spergs on Dlive care what he says and The Ralph Retort is essentially a dead website that serves little purpose besides existing as an archive of Ethan Ralph's petulant outbursts of pure seethe. Most people who have read that article are probably a-logs from Kiwi Farms like me, and reading that spiteful drivel has not influenced my opinion of you.

Here's how it reads from a third party person: Ralph mocks you for having been in an abusive relationship. Ralph mocks you for having mental health issues. Ralph mocks you for him taking advantage of your problems for his own sexual gratification. Ralph makes excuses for his disgusting treatment of you and other women. Ralph doxxes your employer and encourages people to contact them maliciously. He looks horrible, not you.

The worst that can come of this is a handful of spergs contact your work and harass them with bullshit. Don't get me wrong, that sucks. It could affect your job security and it's a bit embarrassing I'm sure. But all you really have to do is explain a little about who Ethan Ralph actually is and I'm sure your employer will understand that you are a victim of cyber harassment by a bitter ex who has a reputation for fucking with people.

I suggest you not be intimidated by this vile bully because he is a nobody and no one cares what he thinks. Do what you feel you have to do, personally I say fuck him up. If shit gets worse the Karing Farms will back you up.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I leave and stop keeping up and the gunt tries to recruit ED as his own personal Army... Like holy shit you god forsaken retard just keep being you

Also I like how he tries to use Ade being passed around ED as an insult. Its like nigga, if she was passed around it just makes it worse that you started a relationship with her.

 

[MeltyTW]

Most people who have read that article are probably a-logs from Kiwi Farms like me, and reading that spiteful drivel has not influenced my opinion of you.

it literally has to be mostly alogs since his tweets only get double digit engagement

I leave and stop keeping and the gunt tries to recruit ED as his own personal Army... Like holy shit you god forsaken retard I just keep being you

Also I like how he tries to use Ade being passed around ED as an insult. Its like nigga if she was passed around it just makes it worse that you started a relationship with her.

not to mention ED fucked her and probably still do ..... why go after their booty call and not the slug theyre known for mocking already?