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I've got a quick question/observation

I've tried to get the total US death from 2019 vs 2020 month to date and I am getting no where. Every search spits out pages on pages of Co-Vid numbers but I cannot locate and MTD totals for all causes.

My Google Fu isn't exactly weak but I'm getting no where and fast.

Can anyone find the CDC number for total deaths in the US month to date for 2020 vs the same for 2019 or even 2018?

If I Fu hard I get sent to all sorts of suspect sites, like Epoctimes and anti-vax shit that claim total deaths are lower in 2020 but their links are just more junk sites spewing out crap stats. I'm after official CDC numbers.

Anyone been able to find these comparisons?
 
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UntimelyDhelmise said:
What would it take then? No seriously, what would it take? Because it looks to me that the public has done nothing but bow their heads lower and lower the longer this power trip has gone on. There's been some protests (actual peaceful ones) here and there and a few lucky states/countries have said "Fuck off" but it's clearly not been nearly enough to push back against this rampant fearmongering tyranny.
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A bad tax season might shake even the most zealous governors and "experts", they don't want their bottom line fucked.

Barring that, I'm very certain that the economy collapsing would kill much of the current rhetoric and rules as much bigger problems arise. Sure, our currency would plummet in value, tons of business would perish, many families will become homeless, and we'll be left in an economic quagmire that only a Newer Deal and a massive war would pull us out of, but at least we won't have to suffer having a Karen bitch at us to wear a fucking muzzle anymore.
 
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Vault Boy said:
an economic quagmire that only a Newer Deal and a massive war would pull us out of
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A war with China (which is inevitable at this point, let's be real) would be one of the easiest conflicts ever fought between two nations. China's military is a joke through and through, and it wouldn't be like the Middle East where it's a decade long man hunt for easily replaceable figure heads in a religiously extreme fringe group, the majority of China hates the CCP and most of the CCP's military leaders are incompetent front-men in their own right and everyone beneath them is a milksop who only joined the CCP army because they were desperate for money. The only leverage to power the CCP have is casting the illusion of power, manipulating economics and taking advantage of people more honest than them. But once the gloves finally come off, they're toast. Vaporized. Annihilated. Obliterated. Gone. This is not helped by the fact that they are literally surrounded by nothing but enemies, barring North Korea, which is a sickly & dependent burden on the teat of China.

Food for thought, the CCP developed a respiratory virus designed to cause blood clots and fuck up your organs, intended to cripple other countries, then they released it and it turned out to be most potent against themselves, and relatively ineffective against anyone else who is neither elderly or suffering from comorbidities. They couldn't even top Soviet Russia, who created a strain of super-anthrax that was so effective at scourging all life from the planet that they felt compelled to burn the lab down, run for the hills and never look back like they were fleeing from a biblical plague.
 
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Minnesota’s Department of Health is allegedly paying people to take WuFlu tests.
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And for our Tyrant Timmy Walz update...
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Some context for this one: Governor Walz is photographed all the time in a tan tweed blazer coat and Twitter has roasted him for it, saying it must be so rank it can walk on its own and more. It has been the only coat he wore for months. Until now.
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Drain Todger said:
The fuck? They’re trying to keep this shit going on purpose, aren’t they? Leaked emails from Nashville’s mayor’s office show that they’re trying to artificially pump up COVID-19 numbers:



Wow. Clearly, that’s not going to lead to people distrusting gubmint, or anything.
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Nothing to see here people, now wear your mask, pay your 34% tax increase, and stop complaining you're out of work and you can't even go to your favorite restaurant anymore because it closed!
 
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Drain Todger said:
The fuck? They’re trying to keep this shit going on purpose, aren’t they? Leaked emails from Nashville’s mayor’s office show that they’re trying to artificially pump up COVID-19 numbers:



Wow. Clearly, that’s not going to lead to people distrusting gubmint, or anything.
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Any bets on the mayor getting thrown under the bus for this revelation?
 
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Drain Todger said:
The fuck? They’re trying to keep this shit going on purpose, aren’t they? Leaked emails from Nashville’s mayor’s office show that they’re trying to artificially pump up COVID-19 numbers:



Wow. Clearly, that’s not going to lead to people distrusting gubmint, or anything.
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If this wasn't the 10th time we've heard of this happening I might've mustered the energy for a gasp.

Seriously, this blatant deceit has already been exposed several times in several places and it "shockingly" has led to jack and shit thanks to people being too fucking stupid and/or paid off to do a damn thing about it.
 
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UK deaths went over 20 today. The second highest they've been since the start of July, when they broached 40. The highest since then was 8th of september, with 30aught.

More people die of dementia, in the UK, than die of this thing... though I suspect that figure will drop significantly this year, for some reason.

Save the Loli said:
Zero, since the mayor in question has a brother who's spent 30 years in Congress and their daddy was the state governor back in the day when it was acceptable to have colored drinking fountains.
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My old junior school had one of those.

Not intentionally, mind you. All the water pipes were rusty.
 
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IDK if this was posted already, but it is too funny to not post it.
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Indian Politician Who Claimed Mud Baths and Blowing Conch Shells Made Him Immune To Coronavirus Tested Positive


Indian lawmakers who advocated bizarre cures for COVID-19 are now getting infected.

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In August, a Facebook video of Sukhbir Singh Jaunapuria, lawmaker from India’s ruling Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) in the western Indian state of Rajasthan, went viral. In the video, Jaunapuria is seen blowing a conch shell while rolling in mud and biting off leaves from random shrubs. Jaunapuria advocated that this exercise would “build up immunity against the coronavirus”. “If we do Yoga, mud bath and blow conch shells, no Covid will touch us,” he had earlier said.


He sat amidst a circle of fire to improve his immunity. In the same video, he also urged people to get wet in the rain, stop using air conditioners and reduce eating food cooked on a gas to protect against COVID-19.

Jaunapuria was among the 24 legislators who tested positive on the first day of the Parliament’s monsoon session on September 14.

Previously, BJP minister Arjun Ram Meghwal, who advised people to eat a specific brand of papad - a thin, round flatbread - to protect against COVID-19, also tested positive last month.

Ever since coronavirus cases began spiking in India, politicians have made bizarre, pseudoscientific claims to fight off the novel virus.

In March, Union Minister for Health and Family Welfare Ashwini Kumar Choubey advised people to sit in the sun daily for 15 minutes as a preventative measure against the virus. Yogi Adityanath, the chief minister of northern Indian state Uttar Pradesh, has asked people to practice yoga, adding that one could fight coronavirus by overcoming “mental illness”.

Politicians have also actively advocated the use of cow products to cure COVID-19. A right wing Hindu nationalist outfit called the Hindu Mahasabha had organised a cow urine party with cow dung cakes in early March, despite health authorities warning against large gatherings.

Last week, Imarti Devi, Minister of Women and Child Development in the central Indian state of Madhya Pradesh said that she would not contract COVID-19 because she was “born in cow dung”.

India has now crossed more than 5 million coronavirus cases, and has the highest global tally of daily infections.
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Venom_X said:
IDK if this was posted already, but it is too funny to not post it.
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Indian Politician Who Claimed Mud Baths and Blowing Conch Shells Made Him Immune To Coronavirus Tested Positive


Indian lawmakers who advocated bizarre cures for COVID-19 are now getting infected.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/contributor/shamani-joshi
By Shamani Joshi
SEPTEMBER 16, 2020

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What happened to Indians having those amazing immune systems that they brag about?
 
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FatalTater said:
I went out supply gathering the other day in the US midwest. Most people wore masks, social distancing was barely thought of, and the SHOP THIS WAY stickers at the Walmart were ignored outright.
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I thought the six-foot rule only applied to people not wearing masks? If you're wearing a mask, it's already doing what distancing accomplishes.
 
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