🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Big Bad Wart]

I didn't see this posted earlier but it seems @Ahalfwaycrook might get sent to the slammer

https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1306407268578021377 | ARCHIVE

Ralph should post up a picture of his "upgrade" since he wants to talk about his standards

 

[Crystal Golem]

RALPH KEPT NORA'S DILDO???

What amuses me most is that ralph is so bad in bed that Nora had to purchase a sex toy in a foreign country. How embarrassing!

Edit: dolphin laugh out in full force tonight.

 

[SeymourCoxs]

“PAKISTANI BBW WIFE PEGS FAT RETARD WHITE CUCK GUNT HUSBAND”
#blackdildo #12inch #pegging #gunt #retard

 

[LanceHaver]

What amuses me most is that ralph is so bad in bed that Nora had to purchase a sex toy in a foreign country. How embarrassing!

Your mistake is thinking it's for her

 

[Sammich]

Do you think Ralph licked it clean after nora used it on him? Given his.. appetites that wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Glade Candles]

@adezero so far has not answered what I believe is the most important question about Nora's dildo.

Was there a strap? Did Ralph want to emulate Daddy Diddler Dax so badly he requested Nora peg him?

 

[KittyLoaf]

What amuses me most is that ralph is so bad in bed that Nora had to purchase a sex toy in a foreign country. How embarrassing!

Well considering the size of his microdick, it would take nothing short of an intervention from God for him to be able to actually pleasure a woman.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Chinese guy: Go ova dere wif shotgun, blow he head off, wango bango she back in compound
RE: what he would do if his daughter was in "the cluthches of the gunt"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm trying here guys but this is awful...

 

[Freedom Fries]

Ade: "Ralph kept nora's vibrator and dildo"
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK RALPH WHO KEEPS THAT?

Who the fuck has a dildo at the house of the SO they get to see like 4 weeks out of the year at most? You think they'd be fucking like 5 times a day in that situation. Just more evidence that Ralph is impotent.

 

[SeymourCoxs]

Why did this guy get muted lmao? Even the mods know Ralph is a cuck. Are you going to take that gunt?

 

[ClipBitch]

Who the fuck has a dildo at the house of the SO they get to see like 4 weeks out of the year at most? You think they'd be fucking like 5 times a day in that situation. Just more evidence that Ralph is impotent.

Maybe it was his moms.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

The madman. How does he do it? things that had me laughing on the floor are somehow delivered in such a boring uninteresting way I can't even get a chuckle out. This feels so fake and plastic. Gator laugh might as well be added on through a soundboard.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

In case anyone is wondering, the reason Ralph is freaking out about having callers its because there are only 3 of them and none of them are gold star. LMFAO.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's just reading articles

Ralph acts like a retard all day and he's just reading boring articles...

Like it's just in the background while I'm playing Wasteland 3 and its like the boredom is leaking through the stream into everything.

 

[LanceHaver]

The madman. How does he do it? things that had me laughing on the floor are somehow delivered in such a boring uninteresting way I can't even get a chuckle out. This feels so fake and plastic. Gator laugh might as well be added on through a soundboard.

Because it's turned into a reaction show, and I couldn't think of a more boring react streamer than Ralph.

 

[Puck]

I can see the horrorshow headlines now for when that little bastard gets rescued by CPS.

"Father spent the diaper money on Makers Mark while the mother was too high on meth to notice."

 

[Grim_Autismo]

In case anyone is wondering, the reason Ralph is freaking out about having callers its because there are only 3 of them and none of them are gold star. LMFAO.

They're abandoning him.

Also, yes ralph. talk to the other man about how "most men like to fuck" That's totally not gay at all , talk to the guest about how much men love to fuck. Faggot.

Now he's gossiping about Kim and Kanye! More womanly behavior.

 

[buying gf]

@Sam Losco if you want another bingo square option, consider "Ralph re-reads a superchat"; he just did it again

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

ETHAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spoiler: PIC OF NORA'S DILDO