🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Elric of Melnibone said:
Out of curiosity was there anything you had that you held back on? The "go away" part made it all seem like a warning shot as opposed to a kill shot.
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The only other type of swings I'd ever throw are things I'd never take public credit for.

But if I'm being honest ralph is too powerless and retarded to upset me that much.

I'm fine with posting SSN because it's not illegal, just sus (and maybe civil, but AE is LLC'd and I have lawyers so eh).
 
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FuzzMushr00m said:
I have a feeling Destiny will be the ultimate guntguard, he made this weird tirade about friendship and sticking with them though thick and thin https://youtu.be/ULyTIl9CjXE?t=1198
He also said he wants to work with Dick more often
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DesTiny is also the person who said he'd fuck over his own family.

He's a gish galloping debate fag.
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Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/16/20
  • Ralph is mouthing "fuck you bitch" & flipping off the camera (because muted initially)
  • Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the Copeseethe Reeeeeecap I am your host BOLDYSPICY
  • Ralph is bragging that his "hitpiece" got a bunch of views
  • Gator sighs that Ralph keeps getting himself into trouble
  • Ralph is "taking the L" on fucking this
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  • DESTINY IS COMING ON FRIDAY GET HYPE
  • ( @Jester69 you really got into his head, he's still fucking with his mic/audio )
  • Gator sez DLive sucks, go build your N towers on Entropy
  • Ralph "lowered [his] standards" to fuck Ade. Of course he did, Ade is actually a legal adult woman
  • "3-time Killstream guest" Ryan Long makes a joke video on pegging (which is actually pretty funny)
  • Ralph asks Gator if he's said enough [on Ade]. Gator says yes, Ralph has said enough.
  • Chat sez NOOOOOOOOO KEEP GOING RALPH
  • Logan Paul is gonna fight Floyd Mayweather? According to Keemstar???
  • Proud Latino Jon Del Arroz calls Ralph a filthy degenerate who fucks e-whores. He also makes sci-fi comics I guess
  • I just realized DLive keeps fucking with the quality of the stream on me
  • Kanye talk
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  • MEMPHIS MAULER
  • Jon Del Arroz is cringing over Biden playing Despacito
  • Chat is telling Ralph to stop sticking his dick in crazy & "thumbing whores"
  • Smash or pass on Kim Kardashian? Chat unanimously said pass
  • Gator says Kim & Ralph have something in common (a sex tape)
  • Superchat making a sniff joke sends Gator cackling
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  • Let it go, Ralph.
  • We have...uh...that one...softspoken, uh, caller...who talks, uh...like this...
  • Now let's talk about the Holocaust (really)
  • I'm serious, this is not a joke
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  • (the article)
  • Ralph, Patrick Little almost aborted the Retort, what the fuck are you doing
  • Superchat: "We need Patrick Little's opinion."
  • Caller: "Are you allowed to run ads on your site?" Ralph: "If I'm running ads, what do you think."
  • Gator & Mundane Matt are feuding because Matt is jealous of Gator 🤔
  • Ralph is really dragging now. He was so full of vim & vigor starting out but now he's ready to nod off. Didn't someone say that was a pill thing?
  • Next caller tells an r/thathappened story about him getting into a scuffle with a BLM group in Ithica(?), NY & getting his head bashed open
  • I'll be damned, I guess it actually did happen.
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  • Caller Scratchpoint talking about the "winners" bailed out by the Minnesota Freedom Fund, like a dude that raped an eight-year-old girl
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  • Pedos bad, etc.
  • Smash or pass on elected officials
  • "Here's her photo...shoot...shot" it's called a headshot, Ralph
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  • Scratchpoint says he can't play Smash or Pass because he's married. Ralph makes fun of him. Ralph who is planning on marrying his (supposed) babymama.
  • Guy who got his head bashed ends with "PATRICK LITTLE IS A TRUE PATRIOT & HE DESERVES A STREET MURAL LIKE BLM---" "OKAY YES THANK YOU CALLER GOODBYE"
  • Sunday is Ralph's birthday.
  • SMASH OR PASS ON THE PRESS SECRETARY
  • talking about whether or not Biden is a pedo
  • Guy talks about how his aunt got mad at him over text about him making Biden pedo jokes. I can't tell which caller/panelist this is because they all sound the fucking same
  • Talking about whether or not you can trade tacos for crack
  • Wait what
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  • Oh nvm
  • "SHOUTOUT TO THE PODCAST GANG GANG AUUUUUGGGGHHHH"
  • Trump makes people mad because he's always winning, like Ralph
  • Ralph is mad that other people co-op GaemrGate
  • Reminiscing about outing a tranny during GG---not Brianna Wu, someone else
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  • Ralph & co. fantasize about holding cabinet positions under President Tucker Carlson in 2024
  • Who is Jon Del Arroz? He says he is drunk. He is walking down to the hotel bar with his laptop to get last call
  • Del Arroz likes Charlie Kirk because he's nice to him
  • Is DLive gonna be mad if we show Boogie's nudes
  • Del Arroz says Boogie looks like a melting ice cream cone. His drink of choice is vodka & soda[water]
  • Let's talk about how Latinos hate Jews
  • Killstream always simps for Tucker
  • Watching news clips & news articles galore. Just. . .fucking. . .nothing but this shit.
  • PS5 shit
  • Reminiscing about the Dreamcast & buying consoles at launch
  • THAT'S IT
  • Wait let me read these
  • THAT'S IT
  • [regular outro]
  • "ONE MORE FOR THE DLIVE CREW"
  • [plays Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues"]
  • "Lotta mutherfuckers wanna put me there but they can't, suck my dick"
  • "SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD, GOODNIGHT"
  • [slur-yells along to Folsom Prison Blues & bangs on his table]
Okay, that's it for real.
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:semperfidelis: thank you for the recap.
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Subtracting the fake viewers and hatewatchers, How many legit viewers does Ralph have at this point? It's gotta be reaching Tonka levels (<100), probably worse.
Patreon: 230 subs
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Subscribestar: 15 subs
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Let's assume they're all giving $1, and that a bunch of the Patreon subs are people who just forgot to stop paying him $1 a month, it looks to be around 100-150 legit viewers. $245/mo, let's say averaging $50 a show, add some merch, so ~$1.5k/month? Although there has been a considerable downward trend in the donations as of late, I can only guess that's going to continue.

After watching tonight's show out of interest, I just don't know what kind of brainlet apes are actually engaged/laughing/enjoying his content. If you're not there to laugh AT him, it's really a miserable show.
 
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anomiee said:
Subtracting the fake viewers and hatewatchers, How many legit viewers does Ralph have at this point? It's gotta be reaching Tonka levels (<100), probably worse.
Patreon: 230 subs
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Subscribestar: 15 subs
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Let's assume they're all giving $1, and that a bunch of the Patreon subs are people who just forgot to stop paying him $1 a month, it looks to be around 100-150 legit viewers. $245/mo, let's say averaging $50 a show, add some merch, so ~$1.5k/month? Although there has been a considerable downward trend in the donations as of late, I can only guess that's going to continue.

After watching tonight's show out of interest, I just don't know what kind of brainlet apes are actually engaged/laughing/enjoying his content. If you're not there to laugh AT him, it's really a miserable show.
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its definitely under 700, its never allowed to dip under 700. even post stream or outros! his twitter also gets at most 200 likes it seems unless outside parts flood in like the black panther tweets
 
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Notorious said:
Someone right now could steal Gunts time slot on Dlive. That eggroll guy could easily pull his retarded base over by just saying funny shit in his chinese accent. Just don't do anything to get banned immediately. His base enjoys comedy and that's something the gunt hasn't been providing.
Also someone should reach out to Porsalin. He's done great detailed documentaries on people like the gunt before and this would be right up his alley.
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Porsalin is like SPCC he disappeared a year ago and basically never came back. you're better off getting beige frequency. he can get hundreds of homeless cats to attack Ethan.
 
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I have paid too much attention to Ralph and the IBS for way too long and I can say that the problem with Ethan Ralph is that he believes WWF(E) wrestling is real and has based his life and his IBS show around that concept.

Imagine if PPP, Tonka or Jarbo were introduced as heels to counter the valiant fan-favorite Ralphamale in the WWF. The new nasty boys would lose their first bout, but if they gained traction with the fans, would later win a match. They'd talk shit in promos, have a rematch and everybody would make lots of money.

Instead Ralph thinks internet wrestling is real and is willing to fucking kill and die and dox IRL for it. When a heel is introduced they must be immediately and absolutely destroyed. Fucking retarded and shameful. He won't make money. He won't make friends. He will fail. Fuck you, Ralph. Internet wrestling is dumb, but you took a winning formula and ruined it.
 
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anomiee said:
Subtracting the fake viewers and hatewatchers, How many legit viewers does Ralph have at this point? It's gotta be reaching Tonka levels (<100), probably worse.
Patreon: 230 subs
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Subscribestar: 15 subs
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Let's assume they're all giving $1, and that a bunch of the Patreon subs are people who just forgot to stop paying him $1 a month, it looks to be around 100-150 legit viewers. $245/mo, let's say averaging $50 a show, add some merch, so ~$1.5k/month? Although there has been a considerable downward trend in the donations as of late, I can only guess that's going to continue.

After watching tonight's show out of interest, I just don't know what kind of brainlet apes are actually engaged/laughing/enjoying his content. If you're not there to laugh AT him, it's really a miserable show.
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you're as much of a liar as Ralph, Ethan made $150 today and usually pulls around $500 a week, its been that way since a year and a quarter ago, i posted a recap of his whole earnings per month about 400 pages (2 weeks) ago.

basically between D.live and subscribestar and patreon he earns around $2500 a month thats 30k net pay. so the equivalent of a $18 an hour job, except Ralph only works 15 hours a week instead of 40. he earns about $48 an hour.

Another way to prove i'm right is looking at his earnings right now he's almost at 100k in lemons and he cashed out about 2 weeks ago. so again, $500 a week minimum. And its the same group of 10 people donating almost every show. A gang of 14 provide his whole income. And thats easily proven as well by looking at the top 10 donators around 11:50 of every stream. it adds up to about 97.9-99.7% of the total. and the 10th highest donator is usually donating only $2-3.

Of course we wouldn't have to keep repeating the same info to each other over and over if we could all keep up with the thread.

as for viewcount. we all know ralph is such a fucking narcissist that he would be gloating even if its only 30 people watching, so i just assume thats as many people that are actually watching
 
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2020Suicide said:
you're as much of a liar as Ralph, Ethan made $150 today and usually pulls around $500 a week, its been that way since a year and a quarter ago, i posted a recap of his whole earnings per month about 400 pages (2 weeks) ago.

basically between D.live and subscribestar and patreon he earns around $2500 a month thats 30k net pay. so the equivalent of a $18 an hour job, except Ralph only works 15 hours a week instead of 40. he earns about $48 an hour.

Another way to prove i'm right is looking at his earnings right now he's almost at 100k in lemons and he cashed out about 2 weeks ago. so again, $500 a week minimum. And its the same group of 10 people donating almost every show. A gang of 14 provide his whole income. And thats easily proven as well by looking at the top 10 donators around 11:50 of every stream. it adds up to about 97.9-99.7% of the total. and the 10th highest donator is usually donating only $2-3.

Of course we wouldn't have to keep repeating the same info to each other over and over if we could all keep up with the thread.

as for viewcount. we all know ralph is such a fucking narcissist that he would be gloating even if its only 30 people watching, so i just assume thats as many people that are actually watching
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The $50 a show figure is just something I got from some previous posts saying he got $50 in lemons that night. I made an estimate based at a cursory glance at his patreon and some previous posts. Cool your autism
 
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Laquisha Guntermensch said:
I have paid too much attention to Ralph and the IBS for way too long and I can say that the problem with Ethan Ralph is that he believes WWF(E) wrestling is real and has based his life and his IBS show around that concept.

Imagine if PPP, Tonka or Jarbo were introduced as heels to counter the valiant fan-favorite Ralphamale in the WWF. The new nasty boys would lose their first bout, but if they gained traction with the fans, would later win a match. They'd talk shit in promos, have a rematch and everybody would make lots of money.

Instead Ralph thinks internet wrestling is real and is willing to fucking kill and die and dox IRL for it. When a heel is introduced they must be immediately and absolutely destroyed. Fucking retarded and shameful. He won't make money. He won't make friends. He will fail. Fuck you, Ralph. Internet wrestling is dumb, but you took a winning formula and ruined it.
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Pretty sure you are the one with the wrestling fetish. Do those big sweaty boys excite you?
 
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2020Suicide said:
you're as much of a liar as Ralph, Ethan made $150 today and usually pulls around $500 a week, its been that way since a year and a quarter ago, i posted a recap of his whole earnings per month about 400 pages (2 weeks) ago.

basically between D.live and subscribestar and patreon he earns around $2500 a month thats 30k net pay. so the equivalent of a $18 an hour job, except Ralph only works 15 hours a week instead of 40. he earns about $48 an hour.

Another way to prove i'm right is looking at his earnings right now he's almost at 100k in lemons and he cashed out about 2 weeks ago. so again, $500 a week minimum. And its the same group of 10 people donating almost every show. A gang of 14 provide his whole income. And thats easily proven as well by looking at the top 10 donators around 11:50 of every stream. it adds up to about 97.9-99.7% of the total. and the 10th highest donator is usually donating only $2-3.

Of course we wouldn't have to keep repeating the same info to each other over and over if we could all keep up with the thread.

as for viewcount. we all know ralph is such a fucking narcissist that he would be gloating even if its only 30 people watching, so i just assume thats as many people that are actually watching
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wut?

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The $50 a show figure is just something I got from some previous posts saying he got $50 in lemons that night. I made an estimate based at a cursory glance at his patreon and some previous posts. Cool your autism
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he got 52 dollars in lemons last night and usually makes well below dc minimum wage which is 120, he also said ralph got 30k lemons today i dont what hes on about. his total last year was 10k, someone correctly pointed out it was a partial year last year but with the time remaining he needs to make what he does in about 5 and a half months in 2 and a half to even equal the lowest american minimum wage yearly total of 15k. maybe 18k counting patreon which i believe to be on the lower estimate as he hid it or maybe lower than graphtreon estimates

edit holy shit they doxed evan ralph's snn too! @theralph nigga what are you doing? you got your mentally handicapped brother doxed because you couldnt show an ounce of goddamned humility or just grind lemons without being a piece of shit to everyone needlessly
 
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Tim Pool has a thread over there, but not Ethan?

Null, man... come on...
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I think he just doesn't want to provide him an excuse to sling more bullshit at him. Maybe he'll address this, I dunno. But I could easily see something as simple as moving his thread throwing Gunt into a manic spiral accusing him of conspiring against him and being responsible for the situation he's in (which he's already doing).

The reality is that it's all his own doing, but look at his chimpout he had over Ade threatening to release innocuous text messages. When the dust settles maybe we'll have a more comprehensive read of the lore. Until then, just document and laugh at the cow.
 
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