🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Backpeddling Into Hell]

An unholy update to my Gator posts

I speculated before that based on what both have stated, the Puerto Rican girl was most likely underage, but it’s actually way more fucked than anticipated.

She was indeed 14 when she met Shannon. I don’t know the full details on how they came to know each other, but I’ve been made aware that our sweet sweet Gator used to be a good ol neighborhood drug dealer in Jacksonville. He also, at the time, lived in an apartment directly across the street from her Highschool. It is exactly as it seems.

This is Shannon Gaines: He preyed on this underage girl by flashing drugs and drug money, for which she traded with sexual favors. Then using his ‘relationship’ with this teen, she would stop by in the mornings before class and he’d pack the a compartment in her school bag with weed and pills for her to sell on school grounds. A literal crack shack operation right outside the highschool gates. This lasted until she was 18, when either she wisened up or she was too old for him.

So, for the grand moral fag Shannon claims to be, the reality is he used an underage girl as a drug mule to make an easy buck on some kids. All the while using her for her young body in exchange for a fix he got her hooked on.

What an absolute degenerate.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

An unholy update to my Gator posts

I speculated before that based on what both have stated, the Puerto Rican girl was most likely underage, but it’s actually way more fucked than anticipated.

She was indeed 14 when she met Shannon. I don’t know the full details on how they came to know each other, but I’ve been made aware that our sweet sweet Gator used to be a good ol neighborhood drug dealer in Jacksonville. He also, at the time, lived in an apartment directly across the street from her Highschool. It is exactly as it seems.

This is Shannon Gaines: He preyed on this underage girl by flashing drugs and drug money, for which she traded with sexual favors. Then using his ‘relationship’ with this teen, she would stop by in the mornings before class and he’d pack the a compartment in her school bag with weed and pills for her to sell on school grounds. A literal crack shack operation right outside the highschool gates. This lasted until she was 18, when either she wisened up or she was too old for him.

So, for the grand moral fag Shannon claims to be, the reality is he used an underage girl as a drug mule to make an easy buck on some kids. All the while using her for her young body in exchange for a fix he got her hooked on.

What an absolute degenerate.

I don't believe you simply because I don't see Gator as having the drive and initiative to do things independently of his master, whoever that may have been at the time.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

An unholy update to my Gator posts

I speculated before that based on what both have stated, the Puerto Rican girl was most likely underage, but it’s actually way more fucked than anticipated.

She was indeed 14 when she met Shannon. I don’t know the full details on how they came to know each other, but I’ve been made aware that our sweet sweet Gator used to be a good ol neighborhood drug dealer in Jacksonville. He also, at the time, lived in an apartment directly across the street from her Highschool. It is exactly as it seems.

This is Shannon Gaines: He preyed on this underage girl by flashing drugs and drug money, for which she traded with sexual favors. Then using his ‘relationship’ with this teen, she would stop by in the mornings before class and he’d pack the a compartment in her school bag with weed and pills for her to sell on school grounds. A literal crack shack operation right outside the highschool gates. This lasted until she was 18, when either she wisened up or she was too old for him.

So, for the grand moral fag Shannon claims to be, the reality is he used an underage girl as a drug mule to make an easy buck on some kids. All the while using her for her young body in exchange for a fix he got her hooked on.

What an absolute degenerate.

Unless you've got something to back this up, I'm not going to take it as any kind of gospel. These are pretty serious claims.

 

[Backpeddling Into Hell]

I don't believe you simply because I don't see Gator as having the drive and initiative to do things independently of his master, whoever that may have been at the time.

I would never rebuke you in the present, but this was from 11 years ago. Were they friends even back then?

 

[Glade Candles]

Unless you've got something to back this up, I'm not going to take it as any kind of gospel. These are pretty serious claims.

Seconded. If you're still diving down the rabbit hole I get it, but laying down something like that without immediate evidence is just going to get Ralph, Gator, and the like to cry "muh defamation".

If you're still looking, keep quiet. When you're done, compile everything into a long post. Making claims without evidence just slows down the thread of people asking for evidence. I'm even doing it right now.

 

[Hamsteroid]

I don't believe you simply because I don't see Gator as having the drive and initiative to do things independently of his master, whoever that may have been at the time.

Plot twist: The roles were actually reversed and Gaydor was the high school girl in this scenario.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I would never rebuke you on the in the present, but this was from 11 years ago. Were they friends even back then?

If anything Gator was probably even more subservient to a lesser Gunt 11 years ago. He eventually moved on to the major Gunt we know and laugh at today.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

How old is Gator? I have read in the ancient annals of the pre-interenet that he is the EldestFag, but how old does that make him IRL? 30? 35? Gunt-aged?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I would never rebuke you on the in the present, but this was from 11 years ago. Were they friends even back then?

Evidence usually helps a claim as outlandish as yours. Gator might be a sped but I don't think he's ever really glorified drugs or drug consumption. You also go on about her age, but don't give his. Not trying to excuse this possible story but it just seems very unlikely.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I really can't see Gator running a drug dealing operation. Drug dealers usually have some level of street smarts and toughness. Shannon is an obese pussy who jacks off to Steins Gate and monitors the internet for Ralph all day.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

An unholy update to my Gator posts

I speculated before that based on what both have stated, the Puerto Rican girl was most likely underage, but it’s actually way more fucked than anticipated.

She was indeed 14 when she met Shannon. I don’t know the full details on how they came to know each other, but I’ve been made aware that our sweet sweet Gator used to be a good ol neighborhood drug dealer in Jacksonville. He also, at the time, lived in an apartment directly across the street from her Highschool. It is exactly as it seems.

This is Shannon Gaines: He preyed on this underage girl by flashing drugs and drug money, for which she traded with sexual favors. Then using his ‘relationship’ with this teen, she would stop by in the mornings before class and he’d pack the a compartment in her school bag with weed and pills for her to sell on school grounds. A literal crack shack operation right outside the highschool gates. This lasted until she was 18, when either she wisened up or she was too old for him.

So, for the grand moral fag Shannon claims to be, the reality is he used an underage girl as a drug mule to make an easy buck on some kids. All the while using her for her young body in exchange for a fix he got her hooked on.

What an absolute degenerate.

Gator is a big fat pussy who would never do any of that

 

[PhoBingas]

How old is Gator? I have read in the ancient annals of the pre-interenet that he is the EldestFag, but how old does that make him IRL? 30? 35? Gunt-aged?

I'd wager somewhere between 35 and 40, maybe closer to Metokur or Ralph than 30.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

I'd wager somewhere between 35 and 40, maybe closer to Metokur or Ralph than 30.

I'd disagree if we hadn't seen pictures of him. He has the mentality and lives the life of a college aged person, but yeah, in reality he probably is in his late 30s.

 

[Backpeddling Into Hell]

Unless you've got something to back this up, I'm not going to take it as any kind of gospel. These are pretty serious claims.

I understand completely. This is in-person information, so I don’t have any messages to post. Like you said it’s pretty touchy stuff, and the subject matter happened so long ago. I’m going to get my hands on a picture she showed me years ago with his arm around her. I’m sure there’s more but I know that exists.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am thinking that Andy and Ralph aren't internet besties anymore. Heard that Andy hasn't been invited on TRR recently, Ralph doesn't retweet or @ mention him anymore when talking about TRR on Twitter and Ralph doesn't host him from what I have seen. Someone else said that Andy pushed his time up as well, so I imagine that Andy probably had a falling out with Ralph. Since Andy hasn't been on his numbers have dipped and his lino amount has been almost halved. Think Andy is worried hence why he is streaming right now as we speak with sub 200 viewers.

Well, you see, Andy fucked up by going in on Dick. That's a paddling.

Seriously though, I can't get over how Andy pointed out how Dick was defending pedos during the Josh breakup, and how quickly Ralph had to interrupt to change the subject.

"CAN I JUST SAY JOSH IS A PIECE OF SHIT (shut up about Dick you cokehead)!"

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I understand completely. This is in-person information, so I don’t have any messages to post. Like you said it’s pretty touchy stuff, and the subject matter happened so long ago. I’m going to get my hands on a picture she showed me years ago with his arm around her. I’m sure there’s more but I know that exists.

Godspeed with the open ops my fellow autist. If you could get that picture I think Gator might join Ethan for the next pillstream.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I understand completely. This is in-person information, so I don’t have any messages to post. Like you said it’s pretty touchy stuff, and the subject matter happened so long ago. I’m going to get my hands on a picture she showed me years ago with his arm around her. I’m sure there’s more but I know that exists.

I hope your quest isn't in vain. Sincerely. I realize that Gator is a nobody among nobodies but he seems strangely illusive. Maybe he's one of the one KS regulars that has actually practiced any kind of OpSec.

 

[Lore Master]

Well, you see, Andy fucked up by going in on Dick. That's a paddling.

Seriously though, I can't get over how Andy pointed out how Dick was defending pedos during the Josh breakup, and how quickly Ralph had to interrupt to change the subject.

"CAN I JUST SAY JOSH IS A PIECE OF SHIT (shut up about Dick you cokehead)!"

I said a bit ago that Andy made a mistake going after Dick. Because Dick would probably bend Ralph's ear to get Andy off the show.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Spoiler: the jesus lion we deserve (?)

Hey Look! It's Ethan Ralph's fursona

 

[The Soaker]

I thought the name "Shannon Gaines" was a fail-dox from /cow/ but stuck cus it was funny. So what's his real name?