🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sasquatch82]

Someone coming and telling me Dingo sold his kidney to give money to the Gunt wouldn't surprise me considering the type of people we are dealing with.

Actually that would surprise me to hear about Dingo, he's made it abundantly clear he was using him for his platform - surprised fatty never got more upset about that...

his patrons consist of at least some trolls getting paywalled streams, and minimums from fans, and people from gg blogger days. theres no way his average is 11 dollars per person especially not with him hiding the numbers. anything ralph says is a lie if its more likely than it being the truth and he has hidden all the proof. he also says he gets 20 or 22k a year from his show which just isnt correct hes gotten 20k over almost 2 years

But the minimum contribution is $10 a month, no?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Fuck me, @Sam Losco and I may not be able to do audio. The sheer amount of GIFs & shit is crashing his setup WITH NO SURVIVORS

We tested the audio like an hour in advance & it worked fine. It's the Killstream Kurse.

 

[Glade Candles]

So what you're saying is.... you're the King of Hate?


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[MeltyTW]

But the minimum contribution is $10 a month, no?

ive never heard that and ralph himself says all the time "even if its just one dollar"

 

[Desktop User2]

That's not wildly unreasonable.
30k = 2500 per month
2500 divided by 229 patreons = about $11 per patron.

The figure is probably inflated, but I'm willing to bet it's a very generous sum for the garbage content he's providing.

Sure would be a shame if Patreon found out about his off-site activities..........

Does Patreon have no fees?

 

[Kenobi]

https://twitter.com/CrippledJesus/status/1306730219584315392

HOW DEEP DOES THE GROOMING HOLE GO LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN?

 

[Edilg]

I guess Cokeski is back.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph: "Don't hunt what yew can't kill, let that be a lesson to all you motherfuckers."

 

[Grim_Autismo]

God what an insufferable faggot.

 

[MeltyTW]

oh just realized @2020Suicide didnt consider the total earnings is all his time at dlive not just the time he was there exclusively

 

[ClipBitch]

Ralph is really getting into talking about this guy taking a giant shit on nancies driveway.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Ralph is really stuck on the shit more than the guest

 

[Crystal Golem]

Dude ralph got Mondo on? Holy shit bad move you can't control that guy he might say some shit.

Edit: he let us know Cleo is still alive.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

SHOW THE CAT RALPH, PICK IT UP AND SHOW THE FUCKING CAT @theralph QUIT TELLING TALL TALES ADDRESS THE FELINE QUESTION!

 

[Edilg]

SHOW THE CAT RALPH, PICK IT UP AND SHOW THE FUCKING CAT @theralph QUIT TELLING TALL TALES ABOUT HAVING A CAT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A CAT

Faith is laying on the floor jingling Cleo's old collar.

 

[SeymourCoxs]

SHOW THE CAT RALPH, PICK IT UP AND SHOW THE FUCKING CAT @theralph QUIT TELLING TALL TALES ABOUT HAVING A CAT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A CAT

It’s hilarious that Ralph has to prove he didn’t eat his own cat. What a shit show

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Faith is laying on the floor jingling Cleo's old collar.

If it were anyone else that might be kind of hot.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Someone please shit on Ralph's driveway. He'd appreciate it quite a lot.
It's a bad joke.

@Sam Losco I believe Ralph said "can't abort the retort" at the beginning, correct me if I'm wrong.

Edit: Fixed some wording.

 

[MeltyTW]

SHOW THE CAT RALPH, PICK IT UP AND SHOW THE FUCKING CAT @theralph QUIT TELLING TALL TALES ADDRESS THE FELINE QUESTION!
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that poor fucking chair!

 

[Crystal Golem]

@Sam Losco I believe Ralph said "can't abort the retort" at the beginning, correct me if I'm wrong.

Yep I heard that.

He keeps trying to get the cat on screen this is pathetic. Ralph it was a fucking joke, the corn thing was a joke do you know what a joke is?