🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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David Spadem said:
A new NES Switch Online update coming next week will finally bring Ralph's favorite game to the handheld.
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That's a legitimately good game for the NES. Reminds me of Contra (mainly because of the sprites) mixed with Forgotten Worlds (the gameplay).
Iroha Isshiki said:
I refuse to believe that Ethan has the mental capacity to play any of the Kingdom Hearts games
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I refuse to believe that he has the mental capacity to do anything beneficial.
 
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tantric_depressive said:
Yeah, Larry sucks bad enough that I mistake him for Gator a lot of the time
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God damn I can't believe I'm saying this but Gator knows when to shut the fuck up. Larry is just sulky dogshit. He can't pull punches like gator, can't sugarcoat his jew sperging with jokes like rand. He's just a high pitched bitch who pouts when you don't let him yell his bullshit.
 
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WhoBusTank69 said:
You know he's fucked when it takes mockery through bingo squares, of all things, to improve himself.
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If Ralph has behaved, and refrained from the substance abuse, off-air as much as he has on-air, he should be getting close to being past the worst of the withdrawal effects. He should get physically active, join a gym, etc, and he'll feel actually good once he's into a routine, instead of anxiously pretending to feel "good" , and waiting for the stream to end before indulging

edit : hmm, I wonder if we could brainwash Ralph through a mixture of streamsnipe bingo and soc-media stalking? Rehabilitate him into being a good man before he's a father
 
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Crystal Golem said:
God damn I can't believe I'm saying this but Gator knows when to shut the fuck up. Larry is just sulky dogshit. He can't pull punches like gator, can't sugarcoat his jew sperging with jokes like rand. He's just a high pitched bitch who pouts when you don't let him yell his bullshit.
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You have the sulky part 100% right. If he still drinks like he did in his TRS hosting days, then Ralph has a ticking emotion&booze-filled outburst from him waiting sooner or later
 
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High Tea said:
But he doesn't even yell at him. Certainly there would be some 'Eat a dick Godwinson' remarks, yet there are none - even after he talked to the parents.
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I've noticed that, now I haven't been following that closely, I've only heard him mention Godwinson by name a couple of times on his stream when he was doing his little victory laps over perceived wins. You know the clips where he plays some melodramatic music and puts out his half truths about the situation. I just tried to find some and I can't remember what to search for... It's the most self unaware hubris I've ever heard.
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I'm assuming Faith was 18 at this point, I wonder why that's the only mention of her. I'm sure she's having some regrets, pretty sure being a teacher is off the table, when employers find out she's connected to Ralph and they find that website, it won't matter that she's not mentioned by name, the articles like the one about adezero will be enough to make them wonder about her. I was in the Army at that age and on a plane to Afghanistan where I'd turn 19, I just can't see all this happening at any point in my own life and if it had, I'd be out of a job, like I'm sure adezero is going to be here soon. I hear she's got some skeletons in her closet but nothing verified as of yet so I won't mention it but still she doesn't seem to be as bad as Ralph, but she's not as hot as he made her out to be. I wonder what that last tweet from Matthew Vickers is about, the one where he says he passed along some info and it was out of his hands. This whole thing is a ridiculous soap opera of adult children.
 

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