🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Sam Losco said:
I honestly can't believe he stills calls his little YT thing the Soyless Matt Show. He should change it to the Alcoholic Ralph Show.
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If you had told me two years ago that I'd be rolling my eyes at Matt jokes, I wouldn't believe you.

Yet, here we are.

Two years after Ralph goes to prison, or dies of a heart attack, and can't make a public spectacle of himself anymore, I'll find myself saying the same thing about him. Jokes have shelf lives.
 
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ShakkaAhmose said:
And could someone link the Gator collection
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https://imgur.com/a/1n6RSYD

Bryan Dunn said:
Sorry was asleep. Taking a break from the gunt streams tbh. Too mind numbing
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Check your stomach, dude. You may be turning into a Gunt as happened to poor Phantom Organization.

Looks like this thread has gone quiet because Ralph has finally realized picking fights with his allies is a bad idea.

Just kidding, he's still shit talking Dame

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/with_replies
https://archive.vn/HnfIK

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Look at that first comment: "I think I would be a bitch to accept that from anyone". This of course applies to Dame too. He'd be bitch to accept Ralph stepping on his Nikes like this. Wigger rules oblige him to respond with a video mocking Ralph, which obliges Ralph to respond to that and so ad infinitum.

You can take the man out of the jail, but you can't take the jail out of the man.
 
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I love how that based on rates from Indeed as a cashier at Mcdonald's, he could be making over 15k a year plus free healthcare, dental, life insurance, and a 401k plan. not to mention that he would get work experience, the potential to get promoted, and the ability to actually contribute to society

Ralph and his capos love to mock Mundane Matt, but he got off the internet started working a normal job and providing for his family. Ralph's audience will dwindle to non-existence and ralph will be in the exact same financial position that he was before gamergate started, if not worse.
 
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L. Duse said:
This is a shame. Many former listeners and associates like @adezero liked Ralph once upon a time when they fell for his on air personality of being apparently able to take punches and being seen as a good umpire overseeing internet personalities going at each other's throats. Sir Gern even thought Ralph would entertain his ludicrous proposal to get Trump to tweet Gamergate.

But I guess he was just drunk causing him to be silent and be unable to respond properly when IBS is taking place or even when people laugh at him on air.
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It’s weird to think about the fact that I used to watch the show daily. Generally, the more I get to know people, the more I understand their motivations, the more I like them.

But Ralph has the exact opposite effect. The more I watch, the more I learn about him, the more I realize that he’s just an empty corn husk. Nothing but selfish, short-sighted impulses coming from him. After a while, it’s hard to think of him as human anymore and I just want to see bad things happen to him.
 
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Edilg said:
"Dame is spinning bullshit"
lol. I just looked through his timeline and all he's doing is saying you're getting in fights with people left and right. WHICH YOU ARE. lmao.
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Honestly, at this point, Dame should do a "Who is Ethan Ralph?" documentary, like the one he did on The Young Turks. As a game theory expert, I always advise Ralph's enemies that the only viable strategy is a massive attack as soon as possible.

It's like von Neumann's advice to all US Presidents in the Cold War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_von_Neumann#Mutual_assured_destruction

He was quoted in 1950 remarking, "If you say why not bomb [the Soviets] tomorrow, I say, why not today? If you say today at five o'clock, I say why not one o'clock?"
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Activate all soundboards, Google 'research' like a schizo, and prepare a one-hour documentary mirrored across multiple Youtube channels and Bitchute. Don't leave the disrespect to your trainers unanswered! You may not have chosen the Wigger Way, but the Wigger Way has chosen you.
 
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Kingu Cinnamon said:
I love how that based on rates from Indeed as a cashier at Mcdonald's, he could be making over 15k a year plus free healthcare, dental, life insurance, and a 401k plan. not to mention that he would get work experience, the potential to get promoted, and the ability to actually contribute to society

Ralph and his capos love to mock Mundane Matt, but he got off the internet started working a normal job and providing for his family. Ralph's audience will dwindle to non-existence and ralph will be in the exact same financial position that he was before gamergate started, if not worse.
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Ralph thinks that finding news to read in front of a camera is hard work. He is not qualified to flip burgers.
He also thinks getting a job is what losers do, he bragged to Ade that he had never worked in his life.
 
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Ralph is acting all butthurt about someone he thinks should owe him, would dare speak out. I am just waiting for Ralph to utter "You would be nothing without me" when in fact it was Jim who gave Dame any relevancy. I had never heard of Dame before MM got called out for flagging his channel, and out of all the names Jim listed off Dame's is the only one I remember off the top of my head.

Ralph is so screwed he just can't figure out which way to swim, he can no longer see the shore and no one except the remaining retards in his hugbox are willing to help him. The only thing he could do is take a couple weeks to a month off, which he cannot afford to do, and hope at least a percentage would blow over. It won't work, but it is something many other e-celebs have tried and succeeded going this route. The whole troll army he so carefully curated, which was used to fantastic glory against MM and Sargon have been pushed away and are now turning their attention to him.

It is funny watching him flail about not knowing how to strike out against an anonymous hoard. So he attacks those he knows or those who have a slight following, but this does nothing but fuel the fire. He claims the hate fuels him, yet you can actually watch him seethe. Most of what I have seen, and all I have done is what I would consider pure entertainment. I like watching him squirm, not being able to sort out the trolls in his midst. His interactions on twitter are almost non existent except for backpats, the comedy is gone, his show is now filled with canned laughter and forced jokes. I am glad he is so insistant on believing he is winning there is no need for me to let up then.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Ralph shitting on Dame for blocking people (LOL), then says he doesn't care about what "some faggot website" thinks about him. I have it on good authority that he's talking about this website that he's constantly browsing or having people browse for him, but I could be wrong. Keep seething Ralph!
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Hey @theralph, we all know you constantly lurk here. Wanna show your Twitter blocklist big boy, Dame showed his and it's empty.
Wanna prove you're not a gigantic fucking faggot? Show your blocklist.
 
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I'm really looking forward to Ralph's election night stream. He's currently stuck in cornered animal mode, hissing and thrashing and trying to attack anyone that moves. He really thinks he can pull an ensemble cast of eCelebs to show up that night despite getting aggressive with anyone who looks at him funny these days. Careful about who you tell to eat a dick, Ralphie.
 
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I'm gonna comment on a few Tweets that have mostly already been posted here, but some points I didn't see raised:

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I don't think Dame's been on the Killstream in months. If so, definitely not a "Dame Friday". Those were long dead.

He's already cucked to dlive over language, was confrontational with guests they like, only on time once in a week he claimed he'd be on time the whole week, Dame's gone, and he's touting Destiny as a new regular which is still up in the air. This is many blows to his actual audience in one week.

Ralph also said Dame is "gay for pay", but does Dame make money from anywhere other than possibly YouTube ads? He doesn't have or doesn't shill a Patreon or anywhere to donate.

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Earlier this week he had a show with Richard Spencer, one of the "biggest" names he could get semi-regularly for years, and spent half the time feuding with Rekeita on Twitter.
 
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Kingu Cinnamon said:
I love how that based on rates from Indeed as a cashier at Mcdonald's, he could be making over 15k a year plus free healthcare, dental, life insurance, and a 401k plan. not to mention that he would get work experience, the potential to get promoted, and the ability to actually contribute to society

Ralph and his capos love to mock Mundane Matt, but he got off the internet started working a normal job and providing for his family. Ralph's audience will dwindle to non-existence and ralph will be in the exact same financial position that he was before gamergate started, if not worse.
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Possibly more when you factor in overtime!

But the Gunt is too fucked up to even do a basic job like McDonald's right.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Hey @theralph, we all know you constantly lurk here. Wanna show your Twitter blocklist big boy, Dame showed his and it's empty.
Wanna prove you're not a gigantic fucking faggot? Show your blocklist.
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I would be more interested in his and Kaz's ban lists for the killstream which prides itself of being able to say anything. I remember Ralph telling JF banning people for saying mean things to be bitchmade. I bet he would be scrolling for a bit with all the accounts he has banned, to the point without the stickers his chat is a fucking ghost town. I would be willing to bet there is only like 50 to 100 posters at the most active in his chat. Without those stickers his chat is slower than Tonkas'.
 
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